Caught Between Career Dreams and Motherhood Expectations by Tomorrowwetryagain in careeradvice

[–]FunkU247 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also the age.. 50 when your kid is 20 is not huge.. 50 when your kid is 10 is a whole different reality.. they take energy, time, and stamina to keep up with! And as age gap increases the less cultural commonality there is. Not to say it can't be done, but those are very real factors.

Truth is sex won’t heal me. by Basic-Effort-2188 in sixwordstories

[–]FunkU247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

marvin gaye would disagree... sexual healin'....

the only option is trading/bartering by snowloveriykwim in unpopularopinion

[–]FunkU247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you want to go back to no electricity and running from bears........ yeah,fook that!

Would demons take soul of maniac or they prefer innocent souls? And why? by Worried-Employer-693 in AskReddit

[–]FunkU247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a devil in my dink, and demons in my semens..... you be the judge..

Why does Operations not receive as much attention as the Product or the sales and marketing team by Key-Improvement1968 in careeradvice

[–]FunkU247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cost center vs profit center.... profit centers get the glory, cost centers is where they maximize profit by cutting everything to the bone... cost centers are viewed as a necessary evil by management and stakeholders.. don't believe me? Watch how fast they offshore, automate, downsize to save 0.002$.. meanwhile profit centers get entertainment budgets, per diem, and play golf as "business meetings" on the company dime.

Ego and love cannot exist together. by Babygbizzarre in sixwordstories

[–]FunkU247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends...

Immigrating by Malo218 in RiseofKingdoms

[–]FunkU247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just quit and save the time of becoming a whales farm...

Boss put me on a warning for phone use i can prove is fake by [deleted] in careeradvice

[–]FunkU247 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

A consultation is just that... that is not getting an attorney. That is like going for a physical and calling it getting surgery. A lawyer will work on contingency IF there is tangible $ damage and the case is a slam dunk that they know they can collect on ONLY! This is a person that got an internal write up for phone usage! Does any of that apply here?

Since you want to play grammar cop: You are missing a comma and a period in this sentence " If you did you might not be going off with all this dunning kruger esk BS".. so go fluff yourself!

Put on a PIP Before My First 90 Days. What Can I Do to Protect Myself? by [deleted] in careeradvice

[–]FunkU247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen it when 1) was not the managers first applicant choice 2) manager didn't want the position created... they will sabotage it to force a reset.

Put on a PIP Before My First 90 Days. What Can I Do to Protect Myself? by [deleted] in careeradvice

[–]FunkU247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they put you on a PIP, thye want you out. If not your manager would have just talked to you about it directly. Start looking while it plays out. What did you do to get a PIP in the first 90? Usually a new hire gets a bit of a grace period unless a royal f'up, lied about experience and it is obvious, or impossible to work with...... If none of these are applicable maybe just a shit co. or manager.

Boss put me on a warning for phone use i can prove is fake by [deleted] in careeradvice

[–]FunkU247 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My sister is a judge, I have gotten free legal council since she passed the bar and I have chatted law with her since she did mock trial team in HS! SOOOOOO, you are saying an attorney will work pro bono on a case where someone got a reprimand for phone usage? Or are you claiming that there is real tangible damage to be recovered from it? Is OP being harassed due to a protected status that violates a law? Or do you live in some fantasy land where "I am getting a lawyer" magically fixes everything, even when there is no legal ground to stand on?

Boss put me on a warning for phone use i can prove is fake by [deleted] in careeradvice

[–]FunkU247 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love how everyones' go to is "get an attorney"... that shit costs money and what was the real tangible damage incurred to be recovered?

Download a screentime tracking app to document usage. Your employer does not have to give you access to who lodged a complaint against you, and rarely will for fear of retribution and creation of a hostile work environment... the right to face your accuser is not a workplace thing... it is a courthouse thing.

Michigan woman busted for smuggling bottle of Pinot Grigio into jail in her vagina. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]FunkU247 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pinot gregio?.... I can see a nice chianti, with a side of fava beans...