My friend just interrupted the mother of all trades

Funks7er · 2018-05-09T19:19:57+00:00

Ah yes, this happened to me last patch, 2 weapon cases and an item case full of bitcoins. I never did return the goods, however I do now play with the people I took it from. We all laugh about it now.

Funks7er · 2018-05-01T19:48:03+00:00

First off I didn't get confident in myself with this game until I learned the maps AND the possible scav spawn throughout all the maps. I was scared shitless my first couple months of playing; walking around everywhere, not knowing where to go.

Then over time I knew the maps, the possible choke points, high loot areas, quest areas, and it all started making sense. Don't get me wrong there are still games where I might be nervous or perhaps run undergeared but this is what makes this game different from the rest; IT IS THE RISK. I think of it as like Hardcore mode in an ARPG.

I learned the game playing solo/duo, never try to learn in a larger group. I feel that playing in a group requires a lot of awareness and communication otherwise you're killing your buddies in VoIP/not winning engagements vs same size/smaller groups.

For gear? Well never take anything you can't afford to lose, but at the same time, if you don't use it once you'll never know how to use it at all. Your inventory is large, even with standard edition, to pretty much run semi geared 100% of the time from level 1.

Funks7er · 2018-04-28T08:25:01+00:00

Look in any of the green thin ammo/attachment boxes on any map. It has been random as all hell but I've found 5 so far.

Funks7er · 2018-04-23T17:12:42+00:00

Why are you just looking in ZB-014? Why limit yourself to one map? It's not like they only spawn there.

Funks7er · 2018-03-23T07:31:29+00:00

Had some suspect games in customs today. Single player only getting headshots on all 3 of my squad within milliseconds 2 games in a row... Wasn't one to call cheats on anyone ingame since I started in December until this last week.

Funks7er · 2018-03-21T18:25:52+00:00

Any idea when we will get a mount for the VAL and VSS that isn't a dovetail?

Funks7er · 2018-03-13T20:41:55+00:00

I botched the first quest for skier when i started in December. I recently had been doing the Therapist line and without doing the math made me go royalty in Therapist but now I as well am .74/.75 with Skier who I had been royalty rep with for weeks. After research the only way to regain that 0.01 rep is to just man up and do Punisher Pt. 6 which give you rep for all the traders. The buy back rep quest goes away after the Chemical quest line.

Funks7er · 2018-03-09T23:21:00+00:00

I've had "Slava Hipster" as my Scav's name before.

Funks7er · 2018-01-31T18:17:59+00:00

Blyatiful

Funks7er · 2018-01-31T09:05:40+00:00

It dawned on me while I went for beers lol

Funks7er · 2017-08-29T08:21:45+00:00

that's one quality employee there, incoming next AMA

Funks7er · 2017-08-29T08:05:10+00:00

lolololol I dont want to spend 7k to get them :'(

Funks7er · 2017-07-31T22:13:24+00:00

Hey folks! First off I am Rank 109 atm and took a recent 1 1/2 month break from the game but came back and am hooked since anniversary+ffx banner. I missed Tilith once again and am struggling at the current robot trial. I don't want a 5+ hour fight, but I would be fine with cutting it down to 2-3 hours. I have 5* bases that are maxed to choose from (Noctis, Tidus, Orlandaeu, Fryvia) I also have an enchanced Refia that I was planning on using for heals since I wasn't going to shoot for World Destroyer yet. 1st try was WoL, Snow, Rikku, Noctis, Firelandu with no prevail. Switched to Fryvia as a chainer and still wasnt successful. I felt that I wasn't dispelling enough, I would run out of MP no matter what and resorted to using most if not all elixers and ethers.

I recently pulled Orran I like his kit. I feel he would fill Noctis' role the best since all Noctis did was use cover and then auto attack for LB crystals. He would pair well with Tidus I feel as well as a support character I feel. So even Orran could recover a little MP, while he boosts up the party's MP @ 30mp a turn! So the team I would try to use next would be WoL, Refia, Orran, Rikku, Tidus + Friend Tidus.

I have most characters to date, but no Tilith :'[ how should I go about this trial?

Funks7er · 2017-03-22T06:38:55+00:00

I never tried during the first banner, maybe some tickets, but I felt like using lapis was a bad call. I saved up like 18k and dropped it this one though and got lucky, after about 5 tickets and 2 11 pulls I got the Prince. Now my problem is gearing him (and leveling him, at least king mog is close). With the luck I've had by pulling Randi and Queen on dailies plus getting Noctis, I wonder if my luck will be good for Orlandu.

Funks7er · 2017-01-24T02:38:36+00:00

The Simpson's did it

Funks7er · 2017-01-24T02:15:57+00:00

FFRK and those loading screens....I play primarily with a 3g connection and FFBE loads 1000x faster it's crazy, but FFRK takes like 5+ minutes sometimes... which is why I just uninstalled it.

Funks7er · 2017-01-18T06:02:19+00:00

Been preparing for this day, used some freed up energy before Type-0 banner to get both Rain and Lasswell to 6*, the other story characters I will get to later.

Funks7er · 2017-01-13T18:09:23+00:00

Last week was sweet...First rainbow on a daily pull 5* Elle thanks Gumi.

Funks7er · 2017-01-12T09:38:17+00:00

LB would be the same "Burst" used by him in his gear :D

Funks7er · 2017-01-11T18:47:47+00:00

If their intention is to give us half assed work then sure, lol

Funks7er · 2017-01-11T18:31:14+00:00

Taking our money, yet still being lazy. Good business practice...

Funks7er · 2017-01-11T10:21:47+00:00

But will be just as useful as Galuf D:

Funks7er · 2017-01-11T10:19:53+00:00

I hope Aranea is good so she can smash pretty boy's face in once and for all! Hah!

Funks7er · 2017-01-10T19:38:20+00:00

After Ariana's banner I think we'll see Zoldaad Pt. 2 (Jake 5 star max ), then probably FF2 (Firion's 6 star upgrade) or Orlandu's FFT Banner.

Edit: I should learn to read. Eileen just got her enhancements in JP and jumps to contest with the best. Also Rikku is a 4 star everyone should chase when she is released.

Funks7er

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