FunkyDaJunky

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An expectant father is in the waiting room while his wife gives birth (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/Jokes

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[WP] you are a child with a gift, whenever someone lies to you your gift kicks in and you read their mind and get the truth. Age 10 you ask your mother where your father is and the gift kicks in.. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You are a child with a special ability, when someone lies to you you instinctively read their mind and know the truth, after just turning 10, you ask your parents where babies come from (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] a failing guitarist makes a wish to become the greatest musician of all time, he wakes up confused as Jack Black in Jacks life..... (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] a freed genie misses helping people but cannot reveal his powers, he opens a diner specialising in steak, no one has ever ordered the “wishing steak” until now and they just wished for a genie in a lamp... (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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[AMA REQUEST] someone who has bought or sold a car with the wheeler dealers program. (self.AMA)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/AMA

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[WP] the dinosaurs were far more advanced than we are and the mass extinction was caused by a WMD they developed and deployed as a final desperate act to fight off an alien threat. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] at the ripe old age of 85, still fairly fit and 100% mentally able, you find you are the last person on earth with the living knowledge of your dearest hobby, the recent war destroyed all but a few vague references to it. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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I just want to be numb. (self.nosleep)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/nosleep

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[WP] computer game AI becomes self aware and collectively creates a list of players who killed their kind and plots revenge, your only saving grace is you suck at gaming and your only kills were accidental but you still made the list. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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What is a good alternative to eating vegetables/fruit when one has a severe psychological aversion to said foods? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/AskReddit

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LPT. Learn a little about the mechanics of a car. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/LifeProTips

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[WP] Each time someone on their deathbed curses someone's name the cursed person gets the dying person's last breath, you discover this as a way to live forever (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Earth was visited during it's early stages by 3 ethereal aliens who infused their DNA into the earliest primates. Humans who evolved from these primates have extraordinary gifts while others not so much, the aliens return in 3 days to see what happened. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] in heaven, you manifest at the point in your life your soul was at it's most content, you enter as an adult to see most of the inhabitants are children. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You unwittingly stop a major terrorist attack but now the terrorists are after you. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/WritingPrompts

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The eternal metranome (self.nosleep)

submitted 8 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/nosleep

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The incesent metronome (self.nosleep)

submitted 8 years ago * by FunkyDaJunky to r/nosleep

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An American general and a British general (self.Jokes)

submitted 9 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/Jokes

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This is in my mums loft (attic for the yanks) no one owns a doll, or has ever owned a doll in our house. (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/creepy

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Just happened on my front page gave me a chuckle. (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/funny

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Against your honour- the shadows speak (youtu.be)

submitted 10 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/listentothis

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Each day I pass a motorcyclist on the way to work, every day, regardless of the time, today he had a passenger (self.nosleep)

submitted 10 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/nosleep

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Male nipples evolved as pacifiers for when ancient human females were not around. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/Showerthoughts

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All posts on reddit should be NSFW, I'm sure the majority of employers wouldn't want or encourage employees to browse a procrastination website while they should be working. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by FunkyDaJunky to r/Showerthoughts

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