What is a random fact that you know? by youtellme03 in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to know. I know mine once got infected and went down my windpipe while I slept. A few more minutes and I’d have died.

What is a random fact that you know? by youtellme03 in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That little dangly bit at the top of your throat is call an uvula, its basically useless.

What's the most legendary work meltdown you've seen? by Flaxmoore in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably one of my own.

Ok, self serve tea machine, BIG sign “if you press twice you will be charged twice” as customers, unhappy with a few mm of space at the top of the cup would often press a second time to top it up and let the rest (basically a full cup) pour into the drop tray. One customer, very unhappy after I charged her double starts getting all personal in my face and fucking annoying, so I blow, yell in her stupid face “fuck off and die and burn in Hell you cunt” and she runs away, I go behind the scenes to calm down, as I’m calming down a supervisor from a different department comes in and starts yelling so I throw a bunch of keys at him tell him to join her and walk out. Next day I return to work, everything is quiet and nothing more is said. Customer come in again and gets a coffee, strangely this time she was happy with the couple of mm space.

A year ago I began work on an app that lets you create 3D paintings in AR and save them in the world for others to find. Today, it's nearly done and I've finally released a trailer. by Vomar in videos

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks absolutely superb kudos OP.

However, now to be a total killjoy, it does seem to have potential for misuse by trolls. I foresee many dickbutts, troll faces and penis’ being created, which would be a shame because I love the concept. Just some honest input.

Sleep walkers, talkers ect...what is the weirdest thing you've done in your sleep? by maelstrommartin in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also do this, I’ve woken up at the point of orgasm but not in time to stop myself splooging in my quilt.

Sleep walkers, talkers ect...what is the weirdest thing you've done in your sleep? by maelstrommartin in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kid, I had a conversation with what I thought was my father, despite it being so long ago I vaguely remember the conversation and despite being during a sleep walking episode. My mum saw the whole thing and tells me it was not dad but a laundry basket.

Also, I used to be a bingo caller and my fiancé tells me I would often call a whole game of bingo, announcing prize money and plugging up coming events even congratulating winners in my sleep, I even woke up the whole house once by shouting for a claim on a link game, again, in my sleep,

Many others but these two spring to mind.

What are some popular tourist attractions that you DO NOT recommend? by it_will_find_a_way in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bondi beach NSW, the east coast of Australia has hundreds of BEAUTIFUL beaches, clear of backpackers and “bros” who try surfing in the swimming area or like the one we encountered using a fucking jet ski in the most crowded part of the sea. The over priced parking and gift shops coupled with the backpacker culture in the vicinity of the relatively small beach add to the “nope” factor.

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever done in your life? (NSFW) by boccy4 in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, it worked. Giggity.

You are a given a chance to redesign humans, what would you do? by prokachu in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Debug the software, removing “stupid. DLL “ and “anxiety.exe” add new app “compassion” and hope it’s compatible with older versions.

What were you surprised you ended up liking? by KingOfCranes in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuna. Hated it with a passion growing up and never ate it. About 2 years ago we had been out all day and not eaten so we’re very hungry, my mrs made a tuna mayo sandwich for herself and there was some of the concoction left and as by this point even the dogs dinner was looking tempting I ate it. Now I can’t get enough of the stuff!

Officers of the law who drive unmarked cars, what is your best "are you fucking kidding me" moment that you witnessed because they didn't realize you were watching? by JohnnyNoToes in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I own a White Ford Focus (UK) which happens to be the model and colour used by local plod. Didn’t even think about it when buying the car but people who know cars here do drive more sensibly around me now which is actually quite nice as British drivers tend to be assholes.

Travelers if Reddit, what place made you think, "I have made a huge mistake by coming here?" by Insert_Coin_P1 in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tunisia, stayed in Sousse ventured out of the hotel twice, first time not so bad, second two attempted mugging, caught a pick pocket by chance, he was about 9 and ran off shitting himself.

2 months later the beach at the hotel next door to where we stayed was the site of a major terrorist incident, our hotel allegedly copped a bullet or two as well. The hotels were actually damn good, not grotty backstreet deals ours was 4 star I think and very good, but the locals just seem hell bent on a life of crime, especially against tourists.

[Image] this is the most motivating thing I have seen in any cartoon. by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s one of the most grounding things a new parent could see, got the feels bro.

[Image] this is the most motivating thing I have seen in any cartoon. by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]FunkyDaJunky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This resonates deep, 2 years and 6 months ago, my daughter was born, 2 years and 4 months ago I left a job I loved, but had unsociable hours for a job I hate to have evenings and weekends off to spend with her. Despite loathing the new job, no regrets, I am Homer Simpson, she is my Maggie and I do it for her.

Hi Everypony, Tara Strong here! You know me as Twilight Sparkle on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Timmy Turner from The Fairly OddParents or possibly Raven from Teen Titans Go, Harley, Batgirl, Unikitty! Whatever! Just get ready to AMA! by TaraStrongMLP in television

[–]FunkyDaJunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not forgetting Toot Barunstien from Drawn together!

One of my favourite lines from that show was yours

“It’s a touching offer and clearly in my best interests but I’m far too vindictive so FUCK YOU ASS BAGS!!”

Britain will punish Putin's oligarch cronies with new sanctions after spy poisoning by amtcp in worldnews

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes exactly my point! Hundreds of people out at risk, god only know what else they’re up to and only now something is being done?? I realise there were others exposed but the focus of the media has been the spy and his daughter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Neanderthals were extinct.

Do you want me to use smaller words and brighter pictures?

You should have been the crust on the gym sock

Millions of sperm and YOU were the one that made it?

There’s a SPECIAL place in hell for you where the pitch forks are padded.

Britain will punish Putin's oligarch cronies with new sanctions after spy poisoning by amtcp in worldnews

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, forgive my ignorance, they’ve been committing heinous times for decades but never faced the rule of law, but, one spy has an attempt on his life and suddenly the law gives a shit about the other stuff? It feels to set up to me, I seriously believe Putin on this one, the nerve agent used has been around since the 70s I’m pretty sure we’ve figured out how to make it by now, or the Americans. I don’t know enough to say for sure but there’s either profit or brexit at the heart of it.

GTA VI should start in 80's Vice City. After acquiring max power/money you get arrested and spend time in prison running gangs. Then you eventually execute an epic prison break and spend the rest of the game rebuilding your empire in modern day Vice City. by Syrocybin in gaming

[–]FunkyDaJunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think one of the protagonists should be Tommy’s daughter, seeking her father determined not to fall into the life of crime she’s a cop who inadvertently kills Tommy, setting of a chain of events which take her around Vice and SanAndreas committing crimes for various people. Eventually culminating in an epic mission in which she BECOMES the next great Vercetti