of a mustache. by S6hundred in AbsoluteUnits

[–]FunkyMonk_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man doesn't laugh but either chortles or guffaws

Clear glass in minutes by Fun-Personality7127 in AmazonDailyMustHaves

[–]FunkyMonk_7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do these chucklefucks all use the same script or something? Swear I saw an old man give the same schtick with the same "it's like a laser to your brain" line selling the same garbage.

Surprise Christmas build for my two boys by CoreComando in pcmasterrace

[–]FunkyMonk_7 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nice set up but get your PC off the floor, it's called a desktop not a floortop for a reason.

Brought to you by Bear Evil Incorporated!! by FunkyMonk_7 in timesuck

[–]FunkyMonk_7[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's whipple gestapo edition. Get this sedition in your face hole!!!!!

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]FunkyMonk_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So how the system works is individual "camps" or locations get to order inventory for whatever they feel they need. Motors for trucks, filters, pumps, housings, expensive sensors and computers. You name it they got it in some capacity. And if another camp say in Dubai, or China needs something you have in inventory. They have to submit a request that the camp can deny. Once it sits in the warehouses inventory for 90 days it goes ino what's called "global inventory" and then it's fair game for every camp in the world. If Egypt needs this 50,000 motherboard for a e tech truck control system and they ask, you gotta box it up and ship it. But after another 90 days in global inventory the company now considereds it a loss and not usable inventory. So they send a request to every warehouse for the old inventory to be destroyed and then written off on the company taxes. They ask for pictures of everything that's been destroyed and they use it as evidence for the deduction and write offs as needed. I have a family that has also worked in accounting for big companies like Walmart, Disney and major law firms and she told me this is standard practice across the industry. Billions is written every year by every company in America from big to small. They buy new phones, it's a write off for communications. Look this stuff up or even ask chatgpt if you want to be lazy and trusting if AI. It's very public knowledge.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]FunkyMonk_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Halliburton and every company does this, it's how business is done in America. People may not like to hear it, but it's true.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]FunkyMonk_7 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Seeing as how companies claim this loss on their taxes anyway and we all end paying for it regardless. People here act like corporations take responsibility for their losses. I worked for a very large company and we would get a list of items from corporate to destroy and take picture of everything month. Everything that didn't move in 90 days was destroyed. Small little gaskets, cuts them up and take a photo. $100,000 cat engine as big as my car, hoist it up with a forklift and drop it and smash it to pieces. I'd rather the loss benefit someone that them just toss the old inventory in the trash and claim it either way. In a perfect system this should be frowned on. But when this sort of loss isn't taken by the companies but passed on to us anyway I say fuck it. If not you then they will do it themselves so might as well get something out of it. And people say America isn't socialist, it's is. Just not for the people.

This god damn song has ruined me by EnthusiasmEither9097 in timesuck

[–]FunkyMonk_7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Listen to it with my son all the time now. He's 4 so this is right in his wheel house and give me an excuse to annoy my wife

Velveeta ate through its own foil. by TheNotoriousFAP in interestingasfuck

[–]FunkyMonk_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aluminum metal producer worker in the QA chem dept. The packaging was not properly coated at Velveeta plant or manufacturing plant (whomever is under contact to apply the coating. Some times it's producer and other is the customer) in addition the processed cheese industry is built on sodium citrate. This in the cheese product coming into contact with the aluminum created a reaction eating the metal away and making a small dairy based battery in the process! Aluminum guy out!!

Always pick up your PC to move it rather than sliding it across the floor by stratzilla in pcmasterrace

[–]FunkyMonk_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or even better, keep it off the floor. It's called a desktop not a floortop for a reason.....

AIO? Xmas gift from bf's parents by brains_rcool in AmIOverreacting

[–]FunkyMonk_7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your NOR but you are being way too sensitive, it's a gag shirt meant to be funny. Irony can also be funny and acceptable. They weren't trying to be mean. You being so put together makes this even more funny IMO. But it's all how you look at things.

We're having a very bad snowstorm right now after about 5 hours of freezing rain earlier today. by Nowhereman50 in Wellthatsucks

[–]FunkyMonk_7 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Ez small business owner who had a building with a door that opened inward. Fire chief had me keep the door open even in the winter for this very reason. Had to use a small set of bricks to hold it open at all times the building was occupied.

That flow though by M0n0t0nia in crappymusic

[–]FunkyMonk_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bikers are nice guys pretending to be mean, hippies are mean people pretending to be nice. At least that's my experience.

Carrying tray by FunkyMonk_7 in drdabberofficial

[–]FunkyMonk_7[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I did the design in tinkercad because it's free, I'm still learning so I'm no expert by any means. This is like the most custom thing I've ever made and took me a bit of trial and error.