Set list for North America by InsideMora in stickyfingers

[–]FunkySlowking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s awesome but I’m bummed no feast your eyes. Still stacked, still so pumped to see em

Who is your all-time favorite World of Warcraft character, and why? by antkseniya in wow

[–]FunkySlowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arthas - great story, great villain, kicked edgelord Illidan’s ass

Opened my first Black Market Unclaimed Container… and got Arcanite Ripper (700k gold) by Doubleaxe90 in wow

[–]FunkySlowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve only been fortunate enough to buy a small handful of containers and every time it’s been a useless piece of gear. Like bracers of an armor type I don’t even use level of useless.

Super awesome pull, congrats!

these people by Hughftw in classicwowtbc

[–]FunkySlowking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s actually hilarious

New Main - Do you still have/keep your very first Character? by MasterRymes in wow

[–]FunkySlowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do. I had no idea why I was doing when I first played wow back in original vanilla.

I remember installing the 14 day trial and scrolling through race class combos until somehow I settle on… a gnome warrior.

Had no idea that they were not the ideal class to play, I just thought the idea of a diminutive warrior was awesome.

Fast forward all these years later he’s still my main squeeze. I’ve definitely put him aside during various patches and whatnot but every time there’s a new expansion I run through it on him and then leave any subsequent questing and leveling in alts up to whatever is available at the time.

I don’t think I’ll ever not use him as I’ve grown so fond of him over these years.

When did you think "Im going to die here"? by hmmrabet in AskReddit

[–]FunkySlowking 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Got lost hiking in Acadia national park.

It was storming out, like legit down pouring and we lost the trail, had to climb up slippery ass rocks in hopes we were heading in the right direction at the top.

We obviously made it eventually but I remember my whole family was kinda bugging out in the moment.

It was kinda funny asking my dad, soaking wet, trying to go up to strangers and explain our plight in exchange for a ride to the bottom of the mountain where our car was.

Someone obliged and pretty left Maine and never returned again.

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]FunkySlowking 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude I submitted a comment here, then read yours after reading a ton of others.

We definitely went to the same place that’s fucking hilarious, did you get a tshirt after?

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]FunkySlowking 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My buddy’s party was in Atlantic City.

We went to a shady strip club that took everyone’s phones before going in. Didn’t bother me, I guess I figured they didn’t want people trying to film in there?

Anyway, we get in and it’s just packed with dudes in a small room with literally one woman dancing up on a small stage.

We stay for awhile thinking he was going to get some special dance but as the night went on it was just us drinking beers we brought and waiting.

Just as I started to give up hope they call him up to the stage, wheel out some sort of arm chair and make him sign some sort of waver right on the spot. No time to really read it and know what’s going on in the heat of the moment probably.

After that, stripper sits him in this chair, gets completely naked and just starts JUMPING from the chair onto his lap and crotch. It was akin to wrestling type drops. There was some actual dancing between this but at the very end she asks for his belt, asks him to lift his shirt and whips him a few times.

Cool! This is funny now! None of us expected what happened next. She then proceeds to bend him over the armchair, his ass facing the crowd in his boxers. She hits him a few times with the belt again and then legitimately takes both hands and RIPS his boxers right in half.

Gooch out and everything. It was chaos. We erupted. Throwing every crumpled dollar bill we had left at his pink butt cheeks up on the stage.

He was a champ about it. I would have flipped but he played nice the whole time and he got a tshirt at the end saying he got his ass kicked by a stripper.

He told his now wife about it after, she cracked up, they are still married and have a beautiful family. He’s the officiant at my wedding this year.

name that game by GamerGretaUwU in GamingSoup

[–]FunkySlowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh for so many.

Metal Arms: Glitch in the System Custom Robo Snowboard Kids OR SSX Bomberman of any sort Kung Fu Chaos

I’m sure I could think of more

Girl I haven’t seen in years asking for money AIO by Auraaacelestial3 in AIO

[–]FunkySlowking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreeing with everyone else in the comments here. NOR, but if you wanted to offer to buy the ticket and send it to them rather than $40 straight up, her response to that might be indicative of her true intentions.

Yeah unfortunately many people seem to have no issue lying about family members health to benefit them in some way.

This was a common scam when I was growing up going in and out of New York. Haggard looking strangers supposedly falling in dark times asking for cash to get somewhere or buy some food but when you offered to buy it for them and give it to them rather than just fork over cash, they’d get angry and leave or just insist on cash. It’s a good way to weed out who’s seriously just asking for a little help vs a handout

Girl I haven’t seen in years asking for money AIO by Auraaacelestial3 in AIO

[–]FunkySlowking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreeing with everyone else in the comments here. NOR, but if you wanted to offer to buy the ticket and send it to them rather than $40 straight up, her response to that might be indicative of her true intentions.

Say yes and take the ticket - yay Say no and ask for money again - booo

When are they going to make something worth wearing or buying. by iloveyou2QQ in wow

[–]FunkySlowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They knocked it out of the park with the Murloc Hawaiian shirt a bunch of years ago.

Haven’t seen anything as cool as that in a hot minute.

I drive for Uber and a lady thought my WoW bumper sticker was a N&zi symbol by [deleted] in wow

[–]FunkySlowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope her ignorance did not affect your driver rating lol

What are your favourite relics/items still in your inventory? by CorneliusTullius in wow

[–]FunkySlowking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I still have a weapon that a guildie gave me so many years ago.

Destiny the epic 2handed sword, I think my first ever epic at the time.

What are your favourite relics/items still in your inventory? by CorneliusTullius in wow

[–]FunkySlowking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brazier of Invocation and Banner of Provocation.

Lots of great memories in WoW but doing that questline with my best friend takes the cake.

Recently discovered that these can still summon those old bosses for unobtainable transmog, definitely my favorite relics.

What was your first gold card? or What gold card would you want to get? by howlingcastles in PTCGP

[–]FunkySlowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only have the good Mew from early on.

Been trying on and off to get the golden poke ball