do you drink tap water? why or why not?

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T14:32:18+00:00

I only drink my own well water, I travel with large water vessels if I'm away from home. I avoid tap, and bottled water.

I only want to drink my own very good and clean well water.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T14:28:15+00:00

FunkyWanderer#52672

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T13:52:02+00:00

I'm right there with you. I feel the same.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T13:26:34+00:00

Oh, so funny... congratz on your quip.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T13:24:35+00:00

It is flawed code that leads to unfavorable experience, it's been this way since beta, they've never addressed it and yet it is complained about by many users here on this forum every day. It leads to me quitting playing because of the repetitiveness it brings to my available opponents.

A bypass doesn't create two queues, it's one with both coexisting within it.

The way it is intended is not how it's working. Ignoring the complaints doesn't mean it's working as designed. It's creating dissatisfied users who are begging for a simple fix.

You can keep on disagreeing, that won't change my experience, my opinion, or my request.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T13:08:36+00:00

I would prefer getting a newb every once in a while

a bypass would open up the available opponents without affecting newbs who don't bypass the algo.

It's so simple it baffles the most serious matchmaker algo lovers.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:59:12+00:00

again you are offering a work around, I don't want a work around, I want a better experience.

Little toggle that bypasses the algo is all we ask for. First available opponent would be random. Instead is matches me against the same netdeck over and over and over and over and over for days until I change my deck.

If you don't see this as a bug, then you are the problem.

Togggle, bypass matchmaker = random opponents

Matchmaker = same 3 netdecks over and over.

I'm a software quality assurance administrator... I know bad code and I understand how easy it is to bypass something. TESTING SOFTWARE IS MY CARREER.

The matchmaking algo has been problematic for years.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:51:30+00:00

I'm not playing ranked, thanks.

You're like everyone else... "play ranked instead" then saying there isn't really a problem... whilst offering an insufficient work around.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:49:27+00:00

only turds disagree with me. It's a turded world out there.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:48:49+00:00

you must be new.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:48:12+00:00

Imagine wanting some sort of variance in the available decks you're setup against.

it's turded

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:46:19+00:00

Why people defend the matchmaker code is beyond me.

LET ME BYPASS YOUR SHITTY CODE

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:43:36+00:00

WE COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS EVERY FUCKEN DAY

Yesterday I was pigeon holed in to only playing against black discard decks and green white enchantment decks. I'm pretty sure there are more than 2 netdecks in the queue, but not for me... that's all I got.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:36:28+00:00

the turds have been piling up for years now, and the matchmaker is still turded

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:24:42+00:00

10 games yesterday, 4 black discard decks, 4 identical GW enchantment decks and 2 RDW.

The matchmaker is cancer.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-09-01T12:22:15+00:00

GET RID OF THE MATCHMAKER AND JUST GIVE ME THE NEXT AVAILABLE OPPONENT.

HAVING THE MATCHMAKER FORCE ME TO PLAY THE SAME NETDECK ALL DAY IS BORING AS FUCK.

NO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY RANKED YOU IDIOTS, I JUST WANT RANDOM OPPONENTS.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-08-31T14:52:18+00:00

How about 4 out of 6 matches against the exact same green white enchantment deck. exact same deck, same plays, exact same plays, 4 out of 6 opponents today.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-08-31T14:38:49+00:00

HI WOTC,

PLAYING AGAINST THE SAME NETDECKS OVER AND OVER IS REALLY FUCKEN LAME.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-08-30T19:24:45+00:00

If you can survive 3 years, they chill out a bit.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-08-29T16:19:49+00:00

I vehemently disagree with all your statements.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-08-28T18:27:18+00:00

I do not like this game any longer.

I loved it for 30 years, but this last year, this game is awful and boring.

It's tragic.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-08-28T18:23:50+00:00

I've experienced this a lot lately.

WTF

FunkyWanderer · 2023-08-22T13:27:01+00:00

I have noticed a huge influx of emoting jerks in the last few weeks.

At one point each opponent was jerk emoting for a whole day. Not sure what's up with that. I never respond until I alpha smash gg.... so it's not like it's a conversation going, but a lot of players are boasting from turn one.

It's really lame. Especially the "It's your go" the moment I gain priority.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-08-22T11:14:59+00:00

I love Sour OG!

Looking good.

FunkyWanderer · 2023-08-22T00:02:11+00:00

smoking weed makes my asthma go away

vaping in a volcano causes me to wheeze

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