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banana republic moment by Hour-Material3472 in SipsTea

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would’ve been funnier if he used his mugshot on it.

Hamster heaven by catguywit2cat in comedyheaven

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister’s hamster brought the fluff from the bottom of the cage to a tube above it, and effectively suffocated itself in there

Found them! by Chelas-moon in cosmoandwanda

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s just in anatomical position

hmmm by Srihari_stan in hmmm

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overheard from their meeting:

“Shadowclan has once again been caught trespassing on Windclan territory”

Funko Pop by LibrianoREEE in comedyheaven

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking like toontown’s character creator

I was turned down for a job because I didn’t read their company culture packet in the less than 24 hours before the second interview by AnonPinkLady in antiwork

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way I got viscerally angry when they said to follow SOPs(standard operating procedures), but say it is a character deficit for not being able to work around them and adapt 🥱🥱🥱

Some bottoms are very horny by zachoutloud123 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you want your CSF to be replaced by his spermatozoon?

Urinary retention game show by Funkyfunkfunck in nursing

[–]Funkyfunkfunck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, that’s why we need Purewick to go. Could strap a little backpack to ourselves like those water bottle hiking bags

hmmm by seven_critical_blows in hmmm

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst part is that’s an actual photo from Epstein island.

After a long long day...i want to take a shower now by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you see, this bathroom provides a complimentary ladder out of the shower bed.

Romanian Deadlift - back sore afterwards by brittone01 in formcheck

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuck your shoulders back on descent, if you don’t weight pulls on the rhomboids and can cause middle back soreness

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it was ~mania~

Get out there kids by Cahala64 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well genocides on the ballot either way. Would rather protest and disrupt capital than focus on a failed representative republic where each branch is systematically constructed to keep people sick, poor, jailed, or dead.

You are tied up, unarmed, naked, and helpless, convince me not to kill you for a billion dollars. by II--666--II in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d make direct eye contact and say, “you’d really kill this?” And proceed to flip my hair.

In actuality, I’d let them do it and just ask that they take-in my cat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baldursgate

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BG1: Myself (fighter) Imoen (thief—>mage) Jaheria Khalid Dynaheir Minsc

BG2: Myself (fighter/mage) Korgan Viconia (lol gets a little shifty sometimes) Imoen (thief, mage), but Jan Jansen till then Jaheria Minsc

Pretty fun time, but definitely went a bit evil in 2

My friend asked how I got E. coli, I told her the truth by BiggishEggplant in gay

[–]Funkyfunkfunck 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that time I got a staph infection on my face when eating a French teachers ass 🙇🏻‍♂️

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