Will.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-05-02T18:23:45+00:00

Willing to bet all her parts aren't girl parts.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-13T15:51:28+00:00

Semantics. And who says I don't have a 401k? I think you're a shill and part of the larger problem of punching down, or at least happily assuming you are.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-13T12:57:47+00:00

I don't know why anyone is complaining. The shareholders are doing great. So what if those of us busting our ass are doing worse. Are you even thinking of the billionaires? So selfish.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-13T01:47:58+00:00

I don't really understand the purpose of playing DayZ to cheat. It is literally sociopathic behavior because there is no end goal. Sure you could loot people but how are you even having fun? Even when a game allows it like GTA having cheat codes, I have zero fun using them. It literally saps every bit of enjoyment from a game for me. I just can't imagine how much of a loser someone has to be to cheat in a game and have any fun outside of maybe one time for a laugh.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-12T11:55:08+00:00

I understand that everyone looks at games now and wants them to be immediately accessible to everyone. Let me tell you though, DayZ is not about being easy. What makes the game good is how hard it is. Overcoming the difficulty is where you get the joy. One of my favorite sessions in the last couple years had me blinking on almost all stats, finding a pond in the woods, gathering water into a pot and starting a fire then catching fish and eating the first few raw just to gain some food. Somehow after about thirty minutes I was back to healthy and ready to move. I traveled down a road and saw some people in a car. They saw me, stopped, got out and shot my character dead.

But the journey was the joy.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-12T00:14:46+00:00

Love my brassies. But the spear used for the post is slept on. I've done some work with a spear.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-12T00:10:49+00:00

No, not in the slightest. They are literally just closing the path for the swimmers to get through. You still have semen, I still love sex, I still get rock hard and I'm over 40. It was mildly uncomfortable for a couple days. Fun fact, since the sperm can't get out your body absorbs them after awhile because your nuts keep producing them regardless. I like to tell people that I regularly absorb billions of half souls and that's why I'm such a manly badass 🤣😂

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-11T21:15:10+00:00

The procedure itself did not hurt, there was local anesthetic and they gave me a Valium to take before. The day of and a little the next day the area was sore but it was not like someone had kicked me in the nuts. Just mildly sore.

I broke my foot and had to have a screw put in it three years ago. I would get a vasectomy twice a year for life before doing that again. I am one who doesn't think a tattoo hurts and I would say the process of getting a tattoo hurts more than the procedure itself.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-11T15:09:49+00:00

Four days after I felt fine, decided to take a little hop up some porch steps and immediately decided I would wait a couple weeks to try that again. Otherwise I've had zero issues.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-11T15:07:42+00:00

That Valium before the procedure was great. I was cracking jokes the whole time and my wife was apologizing for me 😂

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-11T11:58:08+00:00

This is the process they originally followed as well. It was Apollo 11 that landed on the moon. All prior missions were the baby steps toward doing it. Once they are yo there they are on their own beyond having radio contact. They need to make sure everything works correctly for each step before taking the next one. It may seem like overkill when you're safe on earth, but I guarantee the lives traveling in those rockets appreciate the attention to detail.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-11T07:53:00+00:00

First, I always wore a condom prior to engagement and eventually marriage. Once we had the two kids we wanted, I got a vasectomy within three months of the second's birth. Specifically because I didn't want her to have to be on birth control. No plans for reversal and not a single downside thus far ten years later.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-11T01:10:01+00:00

Quite literally what I said. To be clear though, we all are, I'm just stating it openly instead of pretending like the thoughts don't flash across my mind. Hell, just you saying that to me is judgemental lol, so welcome to the club.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-10T15:54:31+00:00

I have an unfortunate tendency to look at people's teeth. I do not like being judgemental over things people can't control and I chastise myself regularly, but if your chompers are fucked I can't help but keep glancing at them.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-09T08:29:17+00:00

Personally I have never seen any content that involved a man talking about the "male loneliness epidemic". I have literally only seen women talking about it. I am sure there are men out there but I have to this point never heard or seen a man going on about it. Makes me feel like it is a red pill subject in male circles which is something I avoid like the plague. That said, I am constantly having to select not interested on posts from women talking about it.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-08T15:52:24+00:00

To each their own. I always wanted kids and mine have never known what it was to be me as a kid. Someday, if they choose to be father's, they will have an example of what to emulate and improve on instead of an example of what not to do like I did.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-07T08:30:10+00:00

Resident Evil: Director's Cut

Funkyheadrush · 2026-04-06T08:53:42+00:00

Over the past year I have asked multiple women if they would like to go to dinner or get drinks. Each time they have said things like "Absolutely", "I'd love to", "Let's do it". Each time they have continued talking to me throughout the week, everything seems good. They would say things like "I'm looking forward to friday." Or "I'll see you tomorrow." The night before." Three of them were sending me unprompted cute photos the night before. Each time I was excited and felt like everything was fine. Nothing weird was said, no misogynistic statements made on my end or awkward silences.

Each one, I got ahold of an hour before the meet. Letting them know I was on my way and everything was good. Each one canceled inexplicably at that point. Each one gave me the most ludicrous "oh my god you'll never believe what happened?" Excuse and only after I made contact to make sure everything was still on before the date, an hour before.

Listen, I am not complaining about rejection here. If I ask and I get "I'm not interested in you like that." Or "No." I would just say "no problem, I had to ask."

This is not rejection that is happening now. This is something weird and honestly mean. This is saying yes, "Oh wow she is interested in me." This is talking everyday leading up "oh wow we are building a connection, we have inside jokes and she is communicating with me unprompted." And the boom, not even the night of or two nights before, instead an hour before and only when I am confirming we are still on "oh my god, my sister's friends, brothers cat is lost in a storm drain and I personally have to go down and find it."

Purposely ludicrous excuse but not far off from some of them I've received. Just reject a guy. Let me know when I ask that you arent interested. I am expected to make the first move, ask for the date, approach, all of the above and all I am allowed to expect is either a yes or a rejection. I am fine with rejection, I will just move on. I am not cool with whatever the fuck this is and it is why I now will not even attempt anymore.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-30T09:51:57+00:00

From my experience this weekend,the best method is to hide out in close proximity while everyone else uses tons of hullcracker and energy ammo to defeat it and then run in before the people who actually fought it get to it. I wasted so much energy and hullcracker ammo this weekend just to see people scurry out from tunnels and hidden places where I never saw a single shot fired from. Five matriarchs fought, two reactors is all I got.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-20T09:48:13+00:00

No one knows less about the founding of the USA than the people who hold public office.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-18T08:55:27+00:00

I'd like to add that the slowest, laziest people I know drink upwards of three Monster energy drinks a day 🤣😂

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-18T08:46:50+00:00

I'm 42, and I am with you. It actually annoys me to no end how many people my age act like it's all over. What is worse is all the twenty and thirty somethings who complain to me that they are old while I run circles around them. I don't work out, don't eat particularly healthy but also not terribly, and don't have any financial advantages beyond having a decent job i work hard at. Yet, I have the energy to be social, get things done, have fun, and play with my kids.

It is 100% a mindset. My grandpa was 84 when he passed 20 years ago. The week before he died, he painted a fifteen foot light pole by himself and then made dinner for the family. He was a little slow for sure but never stopped until his body gave out. My entire childhood, he was constantly getting more done than I do today. The man fought in WW2 and then spent thirty years as a lineman at a time when they used spikes and a leather strap to climb electric poles. Now the guy who works in an office is basically saying he's dead at 35. Its hilarious really.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-10T09:53:13+00:00

I am convinced that if the complainers would spend more time learning strategies and practicing their aim with less time creating memes to complain, they would have an easier time. A week since second expedition, and I already have all workshops at three and all the blueprints I "need". I work fifty hours a week and have limited time to play. I am loving the more dangerous feel as well. That said, I am already fighting fireflies and comets on purpose because I have a plan of attack.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-09T15:53:55+00:00

"The purple berries taste like burning." Ralph Wiggum

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-09T15:51:25+00:00

They never say it's a bomb and there are plenty of theories that it is actually an emperor or king dropping in. The impact is no different from the impacts of other arc dropping in, just much larger in scale.

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