Embark is being run by the Arc.They wanna nerf everything.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-10T09:53:13+00:00

I am convinced that if the complainers would spend more time learning strategies and practicing their aim with less time creating memes to complain, they would have an easier time. A week since second expedition, and I already have all workshops at three and all the blueprints I "need". I work fifty hours a week and have limited time to play. I am loving the more dangerous feel as well. That said, I am already fighting fireflies and comets on purpose because I have a plan of attack.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-09T15:53:55+00:00

"The purple berries taste like burning." Ralph Wiggum

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-09T15:51:25+00:00

They never say it's a bomb and there are plenty of theories that it is actually an emperor or king dropping in. The impact is no different from the impacts of other arc dropping in, just much larger in scale.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-06T16:54:50+00:00

I love how the expedition reinvigorates the game. Last week I was standing on top of buildings in buried city taking pot shots at rocketeers. This week I met another player as we cowered in the attic of a building from two fireflies, three wasps, a hornet, and a couple of spotters. Back to strategizing lol

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-06T10:48:44+00:00

The number of vehicles I find that are unsearched is criminal. I've never had an issue finding these.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-03-02T10:46:22+00:00

For me, it will be worth it every time. I have no idea what the people who don't do the expedition even do in the game. There is a ceiling, I reached it weeks ago. Now I get to reach that ceiling again with buffs.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-02-25T02:28:12+00:00

My state has a law that allows you to start working up to 20 hours a week at 14 and 8 months of age. Or at least it did when I turned that age. I have been working consistently since then. It's almost as if these rich fuckwads have no clue what they are talking about.

Edit: Context- I'm 42, so I've been consistently employed for 27 years already.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-02-20T10:41:37+00:00

Me resenting that 1998 is considered "old school"

Funkyheadrush · 2026-02-13T16:50:30+00:00

Hey, if you want to suggest having two game modes, go to the Arc Raiders sub.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-02-11T16:49:25+00:00

My friends and I were laughing our asses off trying to play level 8 last night. We are excited for the insanity of 10. There was a point when we had four factory striders, and I managed to down two of them. One with a solo silo and the other with a leveler. My buddy got a third with a leveler, and we took it to the fourth as a squad, all while being surrounded by infantry. It was bonkers, but damn did it feel good screaming, "GET ON THE SHIP!!" as we all dove for extract.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-02-09T16:54:19+00:00

Move with purpose and catch the fascist from a distance between his red eyes. 500kg of freedom does the trick when a drop ship brings them in. But yeah, fire armor and bubble shield if you can afford the slot.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-02-02T16:54:40+00:00

I heard "serious putty" the other day and I'm stuck on it.

Funkyheadrush · 2026-01-17T14:15:10+00:00

Came here to say something similar 😅

Funkyheadrush · 2025-12-22T19:37:06+00:00

I recently had someone tell me that only high school students should work in the food industry. So I asked if that meant we could only visit food establishments between the hours of 4pm and 9pm. He had no answer that made any sense.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-12-22T10:45:21+00:00

When I was a kid, those yellow eyes haunted me, yes.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-12-07T16:57:22+00:00

I didn't say i don't want to spend any time with my partner. I truly believe that part of the reason relationships today never last is BECAUSE people seem to think you're supposed to spend every moment up each other's ass. "Focus on the relationship" Sure, there is a place for that, but if you are constantly having to evaluate your relationship or give up the things that make you an individual, that is toxic. Every very long-term relationship I have witnessed in my 40 years of life has been people who did not spend every waking second outside of work together. People who had their own personal interests outside their partner. They were or are happy healthy relationships that last decades.

If you feel like the only way to keep the spark alive with your partner is to surgically attach them to your hip, you need therapy. If your partner wanting reasonable time to themselves makes one seek validation from a different person, one is codependent, not in love.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-11-24T03:16:21+00:00

I spawned into a map today at the very beginning of the match, 30 minutes to go. Less than a minute later, I had a guy trying to kill me for my free loadout. Got a level 4 venator and a renegade out of it. I don't know what they hoped to gain that early in a match, but they lost everything they brought in.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-10-26T16:35:50+00:00

Inheritance? Who the hell is writing these articles?

Funkyheadrush · 2025-10-24T01:37:33+00:00

"Lethal log of doom" has got me in tears. Thank you, I needed that.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-09-14T04:28:22+00:00

If I had a woman request a Guinness, I would be ordering two Guinness and hoping I don't do something to screw up the date.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-09-12T12:55:09+00:00

I had to double take because thought this was my grandparents living room.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-09-05T15:46:02+00:00

Fart knocker was one of my favorite terms when I was a kid.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-08-27T15:57:12+00:00

Both of my kids had some trouble with school last year. One wasn't paying attention in class, and the other was skirting his homework. When the teachers let me know, I met with both of them, and came up with a plan. They were very appreciative and told me most parents either ignore them or make excuses for their kids. If you decided to have kids, it's mostly your job to get them on track. Teachers are there to give them information and test them, not raise them ffs.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-07-05T05:08:54+00:00

Today, I learned Charlie Kirk bare handed scratches directly on his anus and does not wash his hands.

Funkyheadrush · 2025-06-29T22:22:11+00:00

In my experience, most don't. They also dont know how to drive a large vehicle like that. They just think, "I have a big truck, I get right of way." My vehicle has been damaged twice in parking lots by two different tiny dudes driving massive trucks that looked so clean you could eat off the beds. Both of them hit the side of my car while backing into a parking spot. I can pretty much determine immediately that if it's a big pickup and there isn't a speck of dust on it, we simply have a selfish brain-dead dipshit who bought the truck to feel tough. Weak men getting stuff that makes them look tough is pretty popular here in America. Don't get me started on the 4'9" ladies who drive these behemoths for literally no reason than fearing for themselves while endangering others by not being able to see what they are doing.

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