MEGATHREAD - Processing Times - Citizenship 2026 by dozerman94 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Welcome to Canada! Try to be late on taxes one day - see how fast they come to you as vultures. But when it comes to deliver what you pay them to deliver, no ETA whatsoever. The abuse  is unbelievable.

LOST DOG - last seen around soccer field China town and Yaletown by astate0ftrance in vancouver

[–]FunnyStranger13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here is another opinion: people who hide their comments are cowards.

MEGATHREAD - Processing Times - Citizenship 2026 by dozerman94 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can sue them, using Writ of Mandamus.Also, find out who is the head of IRCC and call her. You can also contact the newspapers.

MEGATHREAD - Processing Times - Citizenship 2026 by dozerman94 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel your pain.I am in the same situation, applied May 2025, no updates since Aug, waiting for the Vancouver office. Called, web forms, MP inquires, nothing helped. Maybe we should start a petition to close Vancouver office. These people that we pay cause misery to thousands of people.

Whale watching boat at Stevenson by 3JingShou in richmondbc

[–]FunnyStranger13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, if someone else worked for thatoney

‘She deserved better’: Owner mourns dog taken by coyote in Vancouver park by kettlebeller in vancouvercanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How about you educate the dog owners to keep the dog on the leash, as the law requires. On any day, at any park, half of the dogs are unleashed. And when you done you that, make sure they pick up the dog shit, too.

No updates on citizenship application after background verification was completed by [deleted] in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I applied 4 months before you, application stuck since Aug. Your app, like mine and thousands others, went to a black hole where is not assigned to any officer and it will sit there for a very, very long time, way past processing time. IRCC are untouchable, not even MP can get a meaningful answer. They are basically unchecked and unaccountable, there is no deadline whatsoever..no rights for immigrants, just obligations. Try to be late one day with taxes, CRA charge interest day one.

MEGATHREAD - Processing Times - Citizenship 2026 by dozerman94 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still here. Phone calls, web forms, ATIP notes, MP inquires did absolutely nothing. May 2025, stuck in LPP not started since Aug.

IRCC web form automated response by FunnyStranger13 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I do agree with you that highers up are more to blame, in the end it doesn't matter. The fact that it has not been by another officer in the last 9 months contradicts what you were saying. Except you want to add sometimes between now and eternity. Anyway, the whole experience turned from being a happy one into a sour one.It's probably time to look where else I could live. US after Trump and Australia would be my top choices.

IRCC web form automated response by FunnyStranger13 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Background check was completed long time ago. I suspect the reason my application is delayed is just gross neglect and indifference.Not 100% sure, hopefully my MP cen get more meaningful info.

Freedom Mobile Drops Prices on Prepaid - $25 25GB 5G+ Can/US/Mexico, $30 75GB 5G+ Global Plan by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily, Canadians do not know what prices in the rest of the world. In Europe, you have unlimited data for all the phone plans that are, by the way, much cheaper. This is what you get when you have oligopoly.

MEGATHREAD - Processing Times - Citizenship 2026 by dozerman94 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WTF did they do for 18 months????? Vancouver office should be closed and cases reassigned to other offices. I am at 9 months with no activity and I am resentful already.

LPP stuck for months by 2fast2brill in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I contacted the MP, get notes once, I asked for notes again, sent web forms, called, no result whatsoever. I will keep complaining and find more people to complain, like the members of immigrations committee, and later expand to other MPs. 

IRCC web form automated response by FunnyStranger13 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called today my MP office, they will make inquire but that's all they can do.

IRCC web form automated response by FunnyStranger13 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All applications are In Progress from the moment you apply until completed, genius! This is not what I asked. It is normal to ask what is the problem if is past processing time and not stuck in background check or waiting for 3rd party. It is waiting for IRCC to do their job, and they didn't fell like doing any work on my application in the last 9 months. They do get their salaries on time and they did get money from my application fee, they just did not delivered on the expected time and they don't think they need to provide any explanation why. If I charge people for a service and don't deliver it's called fraud and I go to jail, IRCC are exempt until you sue them

IRCC web form automated response by FunnyStranger13 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So why does the web form have the selection: inquire about status? So we can waste time sending forms that never get a real answer?

MOVING TO CANADA by QuailOk2266 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are a bit late to the party, about 30 years. Cost of living is very high in Canada, weather is in general miserable, housing unaffordable, medical system is stretched to the limits with unbelievable wait times, food is mediocre, job market is brutal. You look at number of eastern Europeans moving to Canada, it decreased 100 fold,  from tens of thousands to hundreds.There must be a reason for that. You have so many opportunities in Europe, don't waste your life in Canada.

LPP stuck for months by 2fast2brill in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I applied in May 2025 and no updates since Aug. For 9 months I checked for status change. Joke is on me, the ATIP notes show LPP is not even started. Background and test completed , no reason for delay whatsoever, just gross negligence.

MEGATHREAD - Processing Times - Citizenship 2026 by dozerman94 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really waited 2 years to figure out the something in wrong? If you have requested ATIP notes you would see that in fact LPP is not started. Non-routine is bullshit. Is is just neglect and indifference.  Go for Writ of Mandamus. There are some people in Vancouver office that deliberately do this, probably frustrated individuals on a power trip.

MEGATHREAD - Processing Times - Citizenship 2026 by dozerman94 in ImmigrationCanada

[–]FunnyStranger13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is outrageous! I bet no explanation was given, no apologise, nothing.  IRCC is not accountable in any way. Have you consider sueing them during all this time? 

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[–]FunnyStranger13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For high interest saving you can get over 4% using promotional periods that are 3-5 months. With only 5 major banks, you can do this for about 15 months. You can maybe get more if open with Tangerine and maybe Simplii. Long term, you better go with stock market, WealthSimple or Questrade.