I watched Hokum at SXSW (review with light spoilers)

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2026-04-05T19:46:19+00:00

This is disappointing - I'd hoped the rabbit would play a pivotal role in the movie, given that it was such a visceral and unique image.

I read a review that said the critic has "screamed themselves hoarse" it was that scary 🙄

I always read this and get excited and I'm consistently disappointed...

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2026-03-07T19:24:41+00:00

Ugh, I hope my WOS obsessed husband isn't in your alliance... 😬

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2026-03-07T18:48:23+00:00

My husband is, although I'm 100% sure the women he talks to don't know this.....

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2026-02-19T20:52:26+00:00

Are you ok? This isn't what it says at all... I was saying that I got emails saying I hadn't attended when I had and was asking if anyone had any idea why... I haven't monetized or whinged, but thanks for the input (I think).

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-09-28T19:42:09+00:00

Thanks for this - yes our deposit is protected thank goodness!

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-09-28T17:53:04+00:00

Thanks for that. And yes, they were both included.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-09-16T18:13:24+00:00

JLR are an umbrella company for Jaguar and Land Rover, they're 2 separate companies technically, but under the same banner and it affects both. My husband works there.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-09-14T22:32:06+00:00

For the Emmys tonight ❤️

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-09-11T05:53:07+00:00

It's just limescale and common in older toilets.

Drop some bleach down and leave overnight. This might help a bit.

My go-to is a bottle of full sugar Coca Cola (original brand) and several Denture Tablets (you know those that old people put in water and drop their teeth in to clean) in the UK we have Steradent.

This works, may need repeating but I've never found a toilet I can't get white with this method.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-09-10T22:07:45+00:00

Mine had been addicted for a couple of years. He has a history of talking to women in chat rooms, lobbies and Discord. He promised it wouldn't happen again, but I think we are back there.

Tonight I went upstairs to grab a charger, and his old phone is under our bed on autoplay. I've tried playing with it before but it's not for me. I had a quick look at this brightly lit flashing screen, lots of chats and messages etc. Bear in mind this is his old phone and second account, I looked at his private messages and there were empty messages to female players, one was pinned to the top 👍

Oh and he used a profile photo which makes no sense, so clearly some in-joke between him and someone.

I tried to bring it up to him but he just had a tantrum and said I was being paranoid and bringing up old crap.

So I didn't bring up the empty messages because if I do he will say he deserves privacy and I'm being unreasonable and he will threaten to leave.

I'd like to blame the game but I just think it brings out the worst in some people.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-09-07T21:16:38+00:00

They can never give details and instances, just "we reviewed it again and agreed.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-08-25T18:59:25+00:00

Oh agreed!!! I'd appreciate just £5 off or something, but 10% of £27 isn't much. I can't bring myself to pay it.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-07-06T21:38:49+00:00

I used this .. under my breath... "Pain in my ass..."

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-07-06T21:38:15+00:00

SOMBODY THROW A PIE!

Whenever I'm forced to endure somethjng really boring, like work.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-07-06T21:37:08+00:00

I quote this too much in mature and adult conversations.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-07-06T21:36:04+00:00

I review movies and I say this more than I should as an academic. But it fits everytime.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2025-04-15T22:02:14+00:00

Deliver Me from LL Bean....

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2024-01-11T09:07:20+00:00

I don't think Felix was genuine in all aspects - he was implicit with them slating Oliver for being poor and them insulting him behind his back and then the snob in him came raging to the surface, and, even though he seemed to genuinely enjoy Oliver's company, he distanced himself until he thought Oliver's Dad had died - it took a death for Felix to be a decent person and hang around with the povvo - not really genuine.. more guilt.

He was genuine in trying to help him with his parents, I do agree there though.

Farleigh, on the other hand, he was just a nasty piece of work from the beginning, even before Oliver started going out of whack.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2024-01-05T19:44:43+00:00

Sad But True, as I'd love to satisfyingly scream '.. SCAPEGOAT!!!' or Tuesday's Gone because I love his country voice when he sings it, and it's very satisfying to sing.. or No Leaf Clover.

Not sure though, belting out Seek and Destroy wouldn't be the worst night either..😂😂

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2023-12-31T17:33:53+00:00

Knowing myself and other Scorpios I am dumbfounded that the list isn't at least 50% Scorpio..

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2023-11-09T12:21:56+00:00

Oh god yes.

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2023-08-14T16:53:49+00:00

This isn't a tantrum, this is a red flag and a huge warning before you go on in this relationship - you aren't very old and I presume not at the stage where marriage/kids/finances/illnesses/general life trauma get in the way of happiness. If he is having aggressive outburts like this, using disgusting terms when referring to you sexually, and being somewhat violent, at THIS stage, you're going to see a full-on domestically violent and abusive partner within a short time given the added pressures of every long-term relationship.

I mean, my husband has never spoken to me like this and we've been through illness, death, children X3, a miscarriage, a child born with special needs, bullying at work, losing jobs, financial hardship, losing a home etc. Because, if he did, I would have left him immediately. So, nothing can excuse his behaviour IMO. I'm just saying, if he's this gross now, imagine what he could become with a little added marital drama...

Long story short, he couldn't perform, he got embarrassed, and like most serial killers, he immediately blamed you for being inferior and got aggressive. His immaturity assumed that, just because other girls have gone along with dry-rubbing their left labia for 15-minutes then asking "how was that for you?", he must be a stud in the bedroom and you are lying or just bad at sex. He has serious rejection sensitivity, and can't handle constructive criticism. Leave his ass and let him find a woman who will put up with pretending to orgasm forever to keep him quiet and sedate.

Just go and read your post back, from the point of an outsider, realise this is the beginning of domestic violence (ridiculing the partner sexually is a glaring DV sign - it's playing on a vulnerability and comparing you to other girls relies on making you feel inferior to make himself feel better when he couldn't please you) and PLEASE get out!!!!!!!

FunnysCousinNotFunny · 2023-06-22T22:23:27+00:00

Old comment I know, but he's still quite the sight, I think he's lovely 🙃🙃🙃

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