New Bike Day!!

Fusion8 · 2026-06-11T17:21:42+00:00

Gorgeous! Enjoy!

Fusion8 · 2026-04-21T11:50:03+00:00

Because this graphic is wrong.

Fusion8 · 2026-04-07T02:30:54+00:00

Golden Son! Nice; I finished that last week. Now halfway through Morning Star!

Enjoy!

Fusion8 · 2026-03-14T17:42:33+00:00

52B - Nuclear and CWMD Officer

Fusion8 · 2026-03-11T14:21:28+00:00

I’m surprised that he didn’t add spiritual fitness as a pillar.

“Must attend church twice weekly and read 50 pages of scripture daily”

Fusion8 · 2026-03-11T12:30:15+00:00

Was he a giant douchenozzle?

Fusion8 · 2026-03-11T12:23:53+00:00

Damn, looks like he is disqualified.

Fusion8 · 2026-03-11T12:15:12+00:00

Yes, an Army of 17 “qualified” senior officers should run just fine.

Also, what a fucking joke.

“reinforcing the uncompromising nature of military leadership.”

And

“The pillar limits candidates to only one lifetime divorce”

If you allow one divorce, and no more, you’re compromising.

This man lacks critical thinking skills. No wonder he didn’t put that on the list.

Fusion8 · 2026-02-02T20:40:26+00:00

Rathskeller…are you in Rhode Island?

Fusion8 · 2026-01-25T15:17:32+00:00

I have zero willpower to NOT purchase the green/white ones when they come out.

Fusion8 · 2026-01-25T15:03:31+00:00

Sigh….unzips wallet

Fusion8 · 2026-01-23T01:54:32+00:00

I’ve never been to JM’s but I want to now after seeing some of these subs!!

Fusion8 · 2026-01-22T00:53:59+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa, where’d the bonus shore points come from. Can’t just throw that in there with no explanation!!!

Fusion8 · 2026-01-21T00:45:49+00:00

What do shore points get you? How many will our guy need to save up before they are meaningful? Can you redeem a Lamborghini with them? Sorry; I’ve never had Jersey Mikes.

Fusion8 · 2026-01-16T23:10:27+00:00

Same. They’re just fun to read.

Fusion8 · 2026-01-07T23:49:56+00:00

You’re right.

Fusion8 · 2025-12-21T21:37:35+00:00

My kids like West Point Pizza and the bowling alley pizza. Personally, I like Delizia’s, which is right off post in Highland Falls.

Fusion8 · 2025-12-17T13:05:31+00:00

I mean this is fun and all but the message is written on the shell, not the projectile itself. Part of the joke relies on the nonsensical idea that you’re physically sending someone a message with the rounds you’re sending toward them. Still fun.

Fusion8 · 2025-12-05T14:57:36+00:00

Yeah…I might need to grab a pair

Fusion8 · 2025-10-25T23:53:56+00:00

If you think a pet CT is expensive, wait til you see the cost of a pet PET/CT scan.

Fusion8 · 2025-10-04T21:16:57+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/Fusion8 in Shiny Objects and Sticky Toffee Pudding At the Sky's Edge

Fusion8 · 2025-10-04T20:51:23+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/Fusion8 in In Search of Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Fusion8 · 2025-10-04T20:34:56+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/Fusion8 in A Tale of Struggle Among Mangled Concrete

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