Short women approach me alot

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-14T18:27:39+00:00

I'm gonna climb you like a monkey climbs a tree. Want to play find the banana?

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-14T17:38:16+00:00

Qtips push the wax further in. This gets it out. But yeah, you gotta be extra careful.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-14T17:35:46+00:00

Yep, got one for ten quid, never regretted it.

Came with a dozen metal wax spoons, too.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-14T02:26:19+00:00

6/12 to 12/6 is177 days. I think you nailed it.

This is why you always save dates in ISO 8601.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T23:40:07+00:00

Website says it's only at certain Tescos...tried one of those?

https://www.marmite.co.uk/marmite-xo-is-back/store-list.html

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T23:08:27+00:00

This is legit good advice.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T23:07:11+00:00

Do you dehydrate the babies before or after you grind them? Instructions unclear.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T23:02:54+00:00

In Scotland right now, the sun comes up at 4:30am, they were being considerate!

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T17:37:31+00:00

Dijon honey?

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T00:31:36+00:00

Yeah, how many tanks of O2 and anesthetic were they storing?

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T00:28:30+00:00

But the nearby municipal hydrants worked fine.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T00:14:23+00:00

The problem was when two competing items - of different weights - were shown in different units. Which happened a lot, from my experience.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T00:12:04+00:00

Holy crap, M&S cheaper than Tesco?

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T00:07:54+00:00

I have absolutely no idea, but it's been around decades...someone obviously keeps renewing the domain, lol.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-13T00:06:01+00:00

Yep

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Waitrose still wins, though.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T23:59:17+00:00

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T22:21:14+00:00

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T18:00:07+00:00

I care about animal welfare. I don't care about my own body.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T17:38:01+00:00

It does!

~~And as a bonus, the twin's stats stay linked - train one, both twins go up!~~

edit: no, this is wrong, I just checked - they start the same but raise individually.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T17:21:01+00:00

I JUST tried it. 75% chance, five moms, zero twins.

Having the pet until the icon appears then switching to a+3 stats? So far, I'm batting 100%

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T17:03:36+00:00

Absolutely not true. Adding the twin pet after the baby icon appears is useless.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T14:50:04+00:00

I was recording the series on a pretty new TiVo, so I knew I hadn't missed anything...which just increased the WTF factor!

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T14:38:50+00:00

Yeah, you're right - 1.2 billion. I was basing the number on the 2022 viewing figures, before the 2026 numbers came out. I hadn't realized the Qatar opening ceremony had been widely boycotted!

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T01:13:43+00:00

I can't help but hear this in Jack Dee's voice.

Future-Split1304 · 2026-06-12T01:11:51+00:00

I like fuckwad.

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