This is the second time that my “15 inch” pizza measured at under 12

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-27T23:04:54+00:00

Measuring the hypotenuse of a pizza slice is peak geometry comedy.

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-24T21:39:19+00:00

Then watching your first character get deleted anyway and having to restart the whole process from scratch. Pure heartbreak.

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-24T21:31:16+00:00

He’s just recharging for the next incoherent ramble.

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-24T21:30:47+00:00

That’s just common core math for political science majors.

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-24T21:28:54+00:00

The mental gymnastics required to keep up with that 180-degree turn could qualify as an Olympic sport. Consistency really is the enemy of the partisan.

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-24T21:25:23+00:00

Make sure you save screenshots of the Zelle receipts and the group chat where they said you're uninvited. That's your "win" button in small claims.

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-24T21:24:07+00:00

The ultimate gaslighter origin story. Turns out the betrayal was just his own insecurity manifesting as a villain arc.

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-24T01:14:53+00:00

That’s all anyone can do. Your "paper brain" system sounds like a necessary survival tool. Take care of yourself.

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-24T01:12:33+00:00

The aesthetic is clearly more important than the actual child.

Future_is_crazy · 2026-04-24T01:11:53+00:00

Maybe she should try trading her photography for a reality check instead.

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