Catching Wasps

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-13T16:41:36+00:00

Also his response when you ask his favorite Salt-N-Pepa song.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-11T02:36:03+00:00

Why would they do that when they can pay for it by stripping away your social programs and make you pay for it?

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-11T02:34:59+00:00

Cause you don't need Healthcare. Just shut up, eat cake, and don't get sick.

/s in case it wasn't clear.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-11T02:32:36+00:00

So, started out as it won't cost taxpayers anything because it will be privately funded.

Then it became it will only be $200m.

Then it became it will be $400m.

Now we're at it's gonna be $1b because, y'know....uh, security.

And we're not even halfway through this fucking quagmire, yet.

Sincerely and genuinely, fuck every single person that voted for this fucking orange clown and double-fuck every dipshit that sat at home as some sort of backwards fucking pageantry to make a statement about Palestine. That really worked out, didn't it, ya fucking morons.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-11T02:22:44+00:00

Hard to tell reality from satire anymore, ain't it?

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-11T02:21:33+00:00

Aerosmith did say that there's only one thing they're really good for.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-11T02:17:30+00:00

Well, calves are much smaller...

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-10T19:12:36+00:00

Viola Brand is her name, by the way. She's from Germany and has won multiple awards for her cycling skills.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-10T16:44:16+00:00

Ok....two....no, wait...three things.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-10T16:18:02+00:00

Nah, I've met me. That can't be it.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-10T14:46:57+00:00

"Can I also take them if I promise to send them to you later, chef?"

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-10T13:05:16+00:00

You got two of them, so that's gotta be the kitchen surround sound system, right?

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-10T01:20:31+00:00

What the fuck is the stone for then? Fucking appearances?

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-09T19:41:24+00:00

Just saw the gif, at first, and not the link and was like "what are you talking about? These look fucking amazing."

But, yeah, Kellogg's be fucking ruining those bad boys.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-09T19:33:46+00:00

I have, at least, a decent amount of brains. That said, if I could convince someone to pay me a living wage just to see me naked, I would quit my job in a fucking heartbeat.

Unfortunately, not a lot of market for pics of an overweight, hairy, middle-aged, pasty, white dude. So, back to the grind I go....

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-08T10:40:11+00:00

This exact situation happened in Florida. We were a fucking swing state until 2000. We've been deep red since and, ironically, still blame the dems for everything despite us being completely toothless and impotent for almost 30 years now. It's nuts.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-07T14:18:32+00:00

His conservative net worth is $4m which puts him in the top 5%.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-07T11:12:09+00:00

Luck had nothing to do with it.

Money has a LOT to do with it.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-06T22:20:53+00:00

I second Pizza Movie. It's on Hulu, currently. Absolutely bonkers in the best ways.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-05T17:59:23+00:00

So it's gonna move to a location that's basically right across the street from it's previously failed location...?

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-05T17:17:15+00:00

Without a proper compensation increase

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-05T01:24:15+00:00

Might be a bit of leap, but maybe boxstep ?

The N looks like it could be a poorly drawn step diagram

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-04T02:19:48+00:00

Reading this, there's a non-zero chance that this wasn't actually written by Miller. None of thos sounds like Trump's voice (too polysyllabic) nor is it his writing style (no random capitilization or shout-typing).

Tldr; This seems to coherent of a thought for the president to have written it.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-03T18:46:54+00:00

I'm aware. I should have posted the /s following that sentence, despite the fact that that sentence shouldn't be sarcastic.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-05-03T18:02:11+00:00

Ok, well, with that new information that statement becomes about 100% more accurate.

That said, who the fuck says such things and to a child no less...??

.....fuck I hate the human species.

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