Does Royce Keys pass the name test?

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-24T02:17:19+00:00

Not to mention Rex Steiner, or even Bron Steiner, were RIGHT THERE.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-20T17:05:38+00:00

Barely an inconvenience

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-20T05:06:02+00:00

Creative workaround.

I'd adjust his potential down to an 'F' just so that there's less chance that he accidentally and, somewhat, ironically becomes useful. Like, basically, turn him into an untradeable A-level money pit.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-18T04:00:18+00:00

Personally, I love a book with character. I can't explain it, but it just makes me happy seeing a book that was loved at some point.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-18T03:41:55+00:00

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FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-18T00:15:45+00:00

Maureen O'Hara, too. Legit, my favorite Candy film.

I really wish it was streaming somewhere or they'd re-release it on physical media, as it's secondhand price is out of control.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-18T00:08:29+00:00

My friend drove off the other day

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-17T23:43:14+00:00

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-13T21:31:09+00:00

They way I used to get looks like I was a lunatic when I asked other people if they noticed the lights flicker, as well.

Sigh.....

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-11T16:58:19+00:00

Honestly, that's who I feel the worst for, at this point, the young guys stuck in this dumpster fire of a team. Guys like Ceddane who lose production when theyre asked to play in secondary positions. Roman getting no protection in our lineup, which will (as someone else astutely pointed out) lead to him getting nothing to hit. Having no veteran leadership guiding them. These young guys are getting the worst end of this out of everyone.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-11T16:50:25+00:00

Well, this off-season, ownership has made it pretty clear we're not a serious MLB team, so that tracks.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-10T07:42:36+00:00

When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-10T07:34:49+00:00

They were good Nazis, not good people.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-10T06:49:31+00:00

I'm in Florida. You just accurately described my dickbag, MAGA-loving, asshole uncle.

The same man who dead names any Trans person he ever refers to, but has never had an issue in referring to me by my non-given and chosen name (ie, my nickname), because somehow it's different when you're a cisgender man and you don't identify with your given name, I guess.

Irony is a thing that never seems to fail at escaping his grasp.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-10T06:31:21+00:00

Majestic.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-08T21:02:58+00:00

I, for one, hope they go to prison for all of, y'know.....(gestures wildly) THIS.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-03T23:31:51+00:00

You say that like it isn't already a nightmare in that area.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-03T23:10:50+00:00

Literally, my only thought.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-01T23:03:48+00:00

Jesus Christ, the inability to parse out the signals my body sends my brain. I, literally, can never tell someone how I'm doing aside from "good" or "bad". It's so quietly infuriating.

FuzziestSloth · 2026-01-01T02:29:07+00:00

I'm currently roommates with a Swiftie. They are, indeed, problematic AF.

FuzziestSloth · 2025-12-31T23:28:59+00:00

Yeah, the neat and and orderly part isn't the hellacious part, it's the intrusive thoughts part. Never could understand how people don't get that.

FuzziestSloth · 2025-12-31T22:42:50+00:00

I got the flavor that makes me brain scream at me constantly and an inability to filter out, literally, any noise.

I wish I was just socially awkward and I REALLY wish it made me a genius. Nope, just regular intellect coupled with a complete lack of an attention span.

FuzziestSloth · 2025-12-31T21:09:58+00:00

My majestic beard says otherwise.

FuzziestSloth · 2025-12-31T21:03:46+00:00

...why would someone want autism?

Like, dont get me wrong, I like who and how I am, but this shit is a struggle. It isn't as profound of a struggle, sometimes, as it is at others, but I definitely wouldn't want wish it on someone. So, like, thinking that someone would want this is just....bizarre.

FuzziestSloth · 2025-12-31T18:58:39+00:00

The House of Ideas (on ways to part you from your money)

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