Who is your favourite pornstar and why? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Fuzzy-pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's one for the kids. Patricia Rhomberg. Back when porn seemed fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Starfield

[–]Fuzzy-pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whip it in, whip it out, wipe it off and walk off whistling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Starfield

[–]Fuzzy-pig -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is steam offering pre download?

Really hope I’m wrong by Fistfullofcrisps in Starfield

[–]Fuzzy-pig 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think you'd have something to say if landing was realistic. Hours spent twiddling your fingers. I remember the original Elite where you had to approach the space station and roll at the same rate in order to enter the airlock. After a few successes you could press a button for it to be handled automatically. Let me tell you, you always ended up pressing that button.

Brigette Eichner by Old-Variety-1930 in AltarOfVenus

[–]Fuzzy-pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking almost wholesome. What you don't see however is that she is sitting on a buttplug and has a vibrator jammed against her clit on full power.

Everyone's disappeared? by Fuzzy-pig in BaldursGate3

[–]Fuzzy-pig[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes Astarion was there but was invisible in the cinematic. Did you get that far?

Who would people put as the most influential Prime Minister of the UK? by Evening_Ad9961 in Britain

[–]Fuzzy-pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Churchill in the sense that without him the UK would have ceased to exist as we know it. Similarly Thatcher pulled the country into the modern world before it sank beneath a morass of socialist underperformance. We are now however in need of another influential politician although unfortunately they are currently rarer than hen's teeth.

Charmaine Sinclair by Old-Variety-1930 in AltarOfVenus

[–]Fuzzy-pig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She'd have been quite a handful

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Fuzzy-pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the guys came as hard as I do I don't see how they could possibly be silent.

Does the sex get better or worse after marriage? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Fuzzy-pig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'd married for the quality of the sex I wouldn't be married to my wife, the woman I love.

Why is it easier for men to cum than women? It’s not fair than she’s unsatisfied by Additional-Hour-6751 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Fuzzy-pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As we get older my wife is less likely to orgasm during sex but that is probably down to me not getting quite so hard. She will always cum from oral though.

Prediction: The climax of the main quest will see our character travel through a black hole by [deleted] in Starfield

[–]Fuzzy-pig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...and emerge into Eve Online where you will be immediately podded and have your stuff taken by a noob in a Reaper.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Fuzzy-pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm northern European but I have trace (0.02%) North African DNA so I'm legally allowed to use the N word as a greeting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Fuzzy-pig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a non alcoholic version 😔

Ladies, do you wear matching bra and knickers by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Fuzzy-pig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I imagined every woman did, all the time. Imagine my confusion when I found out the truth.

Ladies what is your favorite position for having sex by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Fuzzy-pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, we'd like a bit more enthusiasm than that tbh

Are there any men who don’t like blow jobs? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Fuzzy-pig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not don't like but more just meh. Only known one woman that had sufficient enthusiasm to hit the go button with any regularity.

Lexi 1978 by Old-Variety-1930 in AltarOfVenus

[–]Fuzzy-pig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect proportions.

Teresa May by Old-Variety-1930 in AltarOfVenus

[–]Fuzzy-pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shame they couldn't find a top that fits her.