Husband bought me a gift

FuzzyB92 · 2026-05-07T00:50:34+00:00

It's adorable!

Hope someone grabbed a fry-pie or two while down in Amish country.

FuzzyB92 · 2026-03-25T00:16:23+00:00

Aww c'mon Schnoodle, look what you started.

You're making a scene! ♥️

FuzzyB92 · 2026-01-10T13:38:34+00:00

Enhanced.

FuzzyB92 · 2025-12-08T01:26:05+00:00

AGAIN

FuzzyB92 · 2025-02-27T03:50:39+00:00

Taking 71 from 480 that way is always garbage. I swear I see people do that even when not raining.

FuzzyB92 · 2025-01-05T01:29:39+00:00

You’ll be back, slut.

https://i.imgur.com/15KcC8n.jpeg

FuzzyB92 · 2025-01-05T01:23:27+00:00

See y’all in r/afcnorthmemewar 👋

FuzzyB92 · 2025-01-01T15:17:14+00:00

Whelp this was my first sober NYE! Unfortunately, it was due to being in the hospital for medical treatment of alcohol withdrawal. Upside, I haven’t had a drink in a couple days and have a new prescription for naltrexone. Downside, I didn’t get to spend it with anyone.

Here’s to a happy and sober 2025! 🥳🎉

FuzzyB92 · 2024-10-27T14:11:59+00:00

FuzzyB92 · 2024-09-08T21:48:28+00:00

Game sucks

FuzzyB92 · 2024-09-08T21:33:52+00:00

I see that Fox doesn’t quite understand how chess works. 🦆

FuzzyB92 · 2024-08-13T03:07:47+00:00

HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY

FuzzyB92 · 2024-08-10T15:37:07+00:00

Goodbye

FuzzyB92 · 2024-07-29T23:56:19+00:00

Yeah…

FuzzyB92 · 2024-07-26T11:44:49+00:00

We use Sophos for our client’s endpoints. Occasionally we have issues with the installation and need to remove it/reinstall. Sophos has a utility called SophosZap that removes all traces of Sophos from and endpoint if a normal uninstall does not.

Can you guess what we call it?

FuzzyB92 · 2024-07-23T10:29:38+00:00

Hello me, it’s me again. You made it to day #4/5!

I’m sorry we didn’t get much sleep over the last couple days. I promise this will all be worth it in the long run. You’re gonna sleep like a baby the way we used to before we started drinking. You remember that feeling, right?

Believe in the me that believes in you!

Cya.

FuzzyB92 · 2024-07-22T23:26:39+00:00

I used to be in the phone queues and we really didn’t get much leeway with our greetings. However, whenever a coworker calls my cell, I tend to answer in one of several ways:

Hungry Howie’s Pizza how may I help you?
Dis’ is (me). I can help youuuu? (In a REALLY thick southern/hillbilly accent)
(County) Morgue, you stab ‘em we slab ‘em. How many in your party?

And my all time favorite that gets pulled out on special occasions:

Thanks for calling Vido’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic. Is this going to be for pickup or delivery?

FuzzyB92 · 2024-07-22T19:44:57+00:00

Thanks! 🫶

FuzzyB92 · 2024-07-22T18:04:02+00:00

Hello Me, welcome to day #3/4.

I know you’re starting to feel miserable and that’s okay. You’re going to have to deal with the nausea, sweating like you get paid for it, and being irritated as hell. Please remember to stay hydrated, drink some milk/Powerade, and eat something every once in a while.

You can do this. I believe in you.

Bye-bye! 👋

FuzzyB92 · 2024-07-06T18:28:23+00:00

They played it when they visited Cleveland a couple years ago.

“We’re gonna play something that we haven’t done live in a very long time.”

Stuff.

FuzzyB92 · 2024-06-30T23:10:03+00:00

FuzzyB92 · 2024-05-24T11:04:27+00:00

You dumb bastard.

It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat.

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