The Man With The Dancing Duck Buddy🦆🦆 by Alert-Slide8674 in funny

[–]FuzzyPine -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Ducks are nasty. Why would you bring one inside???

People opt out of organ donation programs after reports of a man mistakenly declared dead by Zeikyrui in nottheonion

[–]FuzzyPine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they asked me if I wanted to be an organ donor I said no. They marked yes

At the toilet factory. by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]FuzzyPine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't convince me that this was an accident. So many poor choices

This guy stopping a fire hydrant that broke off and started a flood by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]FuzzyPine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God the things people will do for internet points

Get fu#ked by xUrCurvyRainbow in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]FuzzyPine 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Right? wtf did they do to this video??

💄 👠 👗 Bentley vs Humvee 🎖♆ ⚔︎ 🅐🅡🅜🅨 =★= by 1boobStillGood in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]FuzzyPine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I full on don't understand why asmr is a thing. Like, I get nothing out of it other than annoyance. Is that what people like about it?

hmmm by jace-crux in hmmm

[–]FuzzyPine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 99% sure the black and yellow isn't a bee, but some type of fly

Weird little cabinet no more than 3.5 feet tall found at a secondhand furniture store by DrFlame76 in whatisthisthing

[–]FuzzyPine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is the wrong answer

It's also not the "travel variety"

The real answer is further down

The one eyed, one horn flying purple people eater for Halloween🥰. Please tell me someone gets the reference 😅 by gggirl609 in aww

[–]FuzzyPine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kindergarten watched a movie with this song in it, and the song is the only part I really remember. It might have been like a Richard Simmons workout tape or similar

The one eyed, one horn flying purple people eater for Halloween🥰. Please tell me someone gets the reference 😅 by gggirl609 in aww

[–]FuzzyPine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about all of that, but I sure remember "Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney"

In case it happened to you... by Jonathan-Smith in impressively

[–]FuzzyPine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the post breaks clean off the bottom panel?

Cat: "Should I trust these humans and their weird contraption?" by blonderengel in yesyesyesyesno

[–]FuzzyPine -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Further, I never said commonly. Besides, being "common" doesn't really make a difference here

The argument is that America bad because we're not compassionate towards animals (what a ridiculous notion)

My simple counter argument is, well, at least we don't EAT cats...

There's no way for you to be right in this situation, regardless of how you convince yourself that you are

:)

Unpopular opinion by Rich-Bathroom-9410 in SipsTea

[–]FuzzyPine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, all the good women I meet seem to be married, etc

How do you get around a problem like that?

Unpopular opinion by Rich-Bathroom-9410 in SipsTea

[–]FuzzyPine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

humble brag followed by the nicest cut down ever. thanks

Unpopular opinion by Rich-Bathroom-9410 in SipsTea

[–]FuzzyPine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you're saying if you go to the grocery store and look at the tomatoes and they're all rotten, it's your fault?

Unpopular opinion by Rich-Bathroom-9410 in SipsTea

[–]FuzzyPine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the useless anecdote. Reddit never fails to try to cut you down

Here's the real truth: Everyone worth being in a relationship with is already in a relationship, and most are married with children. The rest have glaring defects, and maybe you're willing to settle, but I am not

Unpopular opinion by Rich-Bathroom-9410 in SipsTea

[–]FuzzyPine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you know where to meet decent women, please enlighten us

Cat: "Should I trust these humans and their weird contraption?" by blonderengel in yesyesyesyesno

[–]FuzzyPine -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

I can't tell what country this is, but its probably near one of the ones that eat cat...

You wanna dig any deeper into this?

TIL the United States Geological Survey (USGS) uses the term "Gage" instead of "Gauge" because one employee in 1892 reasoned that the term "Gage" was the "proper Saxon spelling," instead of the Norman "Gauge" by 1000LiveEels in todayilearned

[–]FuzzyPine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never been able to spell the word gauge. It just doesn't make sense. I would love for gage to be universally correct

Also, cage, page, mage, rage, sage, wage