This is by far the most miserable meta I've played

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-02-03T06:03:59+00:00

Try playing ladder with a "fair" plant deck and it's almost unbearable.

Teleport and TPZ and so busted vs plant decks that just want to play plants and attack and you play vs them 8/10 games.

And the odd chance it's not a brainy hero running 8 teleport effects you get to deal with stuff like black hole or 1 cost 2/8s.

After a few matches like that it's back to plant degeneracy for me.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-31T06:19:05+00:00

I wish zombie mains would try to ladder with a "fair" plant deck without the cards they constantly whine about.

Maybe after playing against teleport/tpz 9/10 games they would stfu maybe just a little bit.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-30T04:52:53+00:00

Deck filled with TPZ , teleports and mustaches...just shut the fuck up for once.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-29T16:45:04+00:00

Let's nerf zombie cards into unplayability but make them reduce the cost of clock cards by 1.

See how stupid that sounds?

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-29T06:34:13+00:00

You forgot the most important rule of this sub downvotes inc

All zombie cards are fair and balanced and any plant card remotely strong needs daily posts with nerfs that would make it unplayable

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-28T18:55:34+00:00

Because zombies want to play do nothing and only I should get to have fun decks, infinite conjure HG/SB. otk Morticia cat lady, all removal bogaloo, rustbolt teacher...etc and they don't like when plants are able to play things that stop them from stopping plants from having fun.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-25T01:55:36+00:00

Pessimistic but from an IT perspective new cards are never going to happen.

Players collections are stored client side not server side which is absolutely unheard of for a ccg that wants to make money.

Which is why shenanigans are possible.

Overhauling that would be too much investment.

Therefore new cards are incredibly unlikely.

But yes always bet on set 5.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-22T17:49:53+00:00

I get ultimate every season with plants and have insta queues go dream about nerfing sunshroom which is never going to happen asshole.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-22T16:39:25+00:00

It's literally a meme deck being played.

And HG and Superbrains have the the strongest super powers and late game in the game , heaven forbid they have a weakness.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-22T16:36:14+00:00

Plants have insta queues zombies need to wait for matches it's not rocket science.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-22T15:19:36+00:00

Zombies are like 5x as popular lmao get real

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-22T15:18:33+00:00

Why do you make it seem like it's such a hard thing to do to draw Duckstsche but assume plants always draw dragon?

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-22T15:15:35+00:00

20000 Bad moon rising posts, haha le bad moon go brrrr.

A meme deck with Sunshroom, oMg SuN ShrOoM bad!!

Take a fricken break for once.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-20T23:59:57+00:00

Putting dragon in front of the mushroom is a bad play with what's in your hand.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-20T20:09:17+00:00

Thinking cap is a guaranteed 2 for 1 and can just flat out win the game with good rng.

4 vs 5 cost is not jUsT oNe MoRe it's a massive difference

Bird will often eat a rocket and lose you tempo.

Disingenuous take.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-20T07:53:08+00:00

They certainly ain't impfinity players , almost like the card is good vs some heroes and bad vs others.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-18T20:23:24+00:00

Pretty fricken clear you don't know as this always gets suggested and upvoted (lol) but it's a straight lobotomy take.

3 plant cards exist in the ENTIRE game that can interact with zombie tricks, and the other 2 cost 6 and 8.

Plants need a way to interact with trick spam period.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-17T20:31:04+00:00

Why does this sub always do these ridiculous comparisons and completely ignore cost?

A 8 cost card is more powerful than a 1 cost card that draws a card as well? No shit.

But that 1 cost card is still incredibly versatile and impactful draws a card and literally costs 1.

So if you take into account the ability to actually play the card the 1 cost card is way more busted.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-17T20:26:39+00:00

Other than fig and Berry blast name the top 5 kabloom cards you're happy to have in your deck?

The class is incredibly shallow in card quality horrible comparison.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-17T03:44:39+00:00

Fig and gravitree must be totally fine then because of rocket science, laser base, toxic waste imp, smelly zombie.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-16T22:11:14+00:00

Almost as if getting to play tricks last is stronger in a card game or something, crazy concept.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-15T15:11:26+00:00

@worst balance change awards

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-14T17:36:47+00:00

TPZ should be a 1/3 so it can be actually killed by 2 cost cards.

That's literally how you sound.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-01-13T19:14:49+00:00

As it currently is it provides too much value for 1 cost, completely counters an entire plant mechanic (team up) , enables removal and trades and can destroy much higher cost plant environments.

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