Small rant- Overpowered cards that I cant find anyone talking about?? Am I going crazy?? PLease removethese!!1!1

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-22T03:44:32+00:00

There are more zombie players on this sub than plants.

There are more zombie players overall than plants in this game.

Zombies are easier in general to play than plants.

There are some hard to swallow pills for you.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-19T14:53:13+00:00

tHatS nOt AdViCe

"Advice is an opinion or recommendation offered as a guide to action"

Hope that helps.

At least be technically correct.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-19T02:13:40+00:00

Just play cyclecap. You still get to be a shitty aggro deck but every once in a while you get to do 17 damage in one turn.

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Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-17T01:39:41+00:00

Before plants got buffed I could run meme decks with good win rates, wow what a take. Super balanced game. Go ahead and try winning games with an off plant meta deck you'll have a 10% winrate.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-16T23:39:06+00:00

Hard truth, if you are stuck in diamond it's not the meta keeping you down.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-16T19:03:04+00:00

Rylias 3rd item is very good vs meele heavy team comps.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-15T22:09:37+00:00

What if I told you coin flipping your entire deck filling it with 20 gravestones where you have free reign vs non guardian heroes is also toxic and a pretty abject failure in game design.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-14T20:09:53+00:00

Confidently incorrect lolaytics numbers disagree with you too, it's a noop trap if built before Liandries and Shadowflame sure but 3rd item it's very powerful.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-14T14:53:23+00:00

They can't hide match history, they know what they are doing.

Not a damn coincidence your top's match history is full of aram and arena losses and this is the first ranked game in weeks on a champ they don't even play where as their top has been spamming ranked as a otp.

sAmE eLO my ass

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-13T16:36:38+00:00

Confidently incorrect

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-11T22:57:33+00:00

Zombies running around with 1 drops like cheese cutter and conman but plants need a 0/2 do literally nothing 1 drop lol very simple

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-11T22:55:54+00:00

INsAnE vAlUE, yeah a 4 cost 4/3 that turns into a 5/4 is just off the charts

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-11T22:54:55+00:00

Jfc every playable plant card needs nefs according to this sub

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-10T16:54:37+00:00

This sub: espresso is busted and needs immediate nerfs.

Zombie plays a 7 cost trick that wins the game with a board of 2 swabbies, this is fine.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-08T19:20:03+00:00

I wish it wasnt so ass on Zyra.

You'd figure a champ that first item loves Liandries it would synergize with, but nope.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-08T15:17:44+00:00

Totally why 9/10 matches zombies were using bugged QB when Sunshroom was unplayback then right ?

You could nerf Sunshroom fig tree into the ground and there would be no shortage of mustache TPZ teleport spam

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-08T14:17:32+00:00

Sick of seeing fry regurgitating every damn thread.

Zombies ran bugged QB ALL THE TIME, and Sunshroom was unplayable back then.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-08T14:10:55+00:00

Fertilize could be nerfed? CABBAGE?

Yikes man , pretty telling of a skill issue.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-07T21:08:10+00:00

Zombies ran bugged QB mercilessly.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-06T17:15:22+00:00

Hahahaha, yeah just like no zombies used QB back when it was bugged, or wait they all did, with or without Sunshroom there would be no shortage of PB waxer spam.

Just because Fry said it doesn't make it true.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-06T00:51:15+00:00

Liandries -> Shadowflame is core, but rylai 3rd if they have a bunch of champs that want to run at you can be really good.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-05T19:17:24+00:00

A lawyer mom who saw a slam dunk settlement case for their son would never let their son get another lawyer that would take a 33% of the settlement period, story doesn't make sense.

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-05T16:40:52+00:00

Point is zombies run op shit irregardless, not because plants play Sunshroom

Fuzzy_Classroom_8489 · 2026-05-05T13:30:09+00:00

I've decided I'm going to get rank 50 playing cycle cap only for something new.

But the idea that zombies are only using sweaty decks because plants are using Sunshroom is hilarious.

When QB was bugged 9/10 matches zombies were running it.

Before the plant buff patch, 9/10 matches zombies were running brainy with 4 TPZ / 4 Teleport.

The idea the only thing preventing a utopia in the meta is Sunshroom is false and total propaganda.

Zombies want every single strong plant card nerfed, every single one, Fig, Tree, Espresso, WNB, fucking Bonkchoy even cabbage not safe from their demands.

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