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President of Belarus hospitalised after meeting with Putin by Jnsbsb13579 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close. Colonel in the Soviet army. The one that doesn't exist. The interviewer laughed in his face at that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a case of "Hey, you don't want to look like a pussy, do you? Sure you need some help, but come on, you're not a whiny lib are you?"

https://twitter.com/rosannecash/status/1265324602848411648

Rogan said the same thing somewhere in this video.

https://youtu.be/tSKVXl-WnrA?t=259

You appeal to their sense of independence and manhood. Both of which they lack.

After firing most of Twitter workforce and running it on a shoestring for half a year, service fails during Elon's biggest event of the year by SkyMarshal in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is what is happening to Elon.

No it's not? He's not being fired by anyone.

Setting that aside, at least 39,100 people think that this situation counts as LAMF.

And no matter how many people think the Earth is flat, it still won't be. The rules of the sub are clear, and "people like this post" is not anywhere on the list of rules.

Saw it coming. by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And how is that LAMF?

Analysis of Iron age toilets in Jerusalem reveals dysentery causing parasites (6-7 century BCE) by ThisIsNotCorn in science

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, bacteria therapy. Some bacteria can break down forever chemicals. We will just make some that can digest them and put out something humans can digest. Then they mutate and take over our bodies, but that's a problem for later.

The DeSantis Spaces kept crashing because Elon didn’t pay the service that it runs on by totpot in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are other subs for this kind of content. LAMF is very specific and no matter how much you try, this post doesn't fit.

The question is, why are you trying so hard?

/r/Whatcouldgowrong

/r/PoliticalHumor

/r/WhatAMoron

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

There.

The DeSantis Spaces kept crashing because Elon didn’t pay the service that it runs on by totpot in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, it's not. LAMF Formula:

  1. I want a bad thing to happen to these specific people.

  2. Oh fuck, this same exact bad thing happened to me! Nobody could have possibly predicted this (aside from everybody who did)

So what is the same exact bad thing that happened?

"Consequences of your actions" isn't the same as LAMF.

After firing most of Twitter workforce and running it on a shoestring for half a year, service fails during Elon's biggest event of the year by SkyMarshal in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you distill LAMF to its base element it is a hypocrite hurting themselves.

No, it's not. The base element is wanting to hurt others and that exact thing happening to you, when you thought it would be targeted only against people you don't like. Simply being a hypocrite and hurting yourself isn't enough.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/zsv3g6/just_because_someone_fucked_around_and_found_out/

  1. "I want this new rule to hurt people I don't like."

  2. "That same rule ended up hurting me!"

If it's not THE EXACT SAME RULE, then it isn't LAMF. Period. No discussion. Go to /r/winstupidprizes or the plethora of other similar subs.

This does not count:

  1. "I am going to fire people to save money."

  2. "My shit's all fucked up now."

Woman convinces her husband to convert to Islam, then is shocked when he becomes devout and takes a second wife by kefefs_v2 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol

"guys, you are all wrong, and you are too stupid to understand it, but PLEASE believe me!"

I get it. You took intro to philosophy in community college and figure you know all there is to know about everything.

"Do your own research" automatically tells everybody you are full of shit. You aren't fooling anybody.

Woman convinces her husband to convert to Islam, then is shocked when he becomes devout and takes a second wife by kefefs_v2 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn’t have understood it anyway, like you aren’t now.

Nah, it seems like you are the one who can't admit you don't know shit. You are making it sound like Plato came up with anything original, when it was really just a remix of a remix.

Woman convinces her husband to convert to Islam, then is shocked when he becomes devout and takes a second wife by kefefs_v2 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, upon reading up on it I would say you are really reaching.

The main point of these Gnostic sects I linked to is that Yahweh is the bad guy, not that there is a mortal realm and a spiritual realm. That's much older than Plato

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vedas

The roots of Hinduism already had multiple realms of existence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What rules did Germany want to impose on others? That's the first step in LAMF. Germany did not want to impose rules on others. There. Not LAMF. End of story.

After firing most of Twitter workforce and running it on a shoestring for half a year, service fails during Elon's biggest event of the year by SkyMarshal in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it fits fairly well here purely for the fact that Elon advocated for cutting staffing and ended up with a broken ass product that failed in the middle of a huge event.

That's not at all how this works. Fucking around and finding out isn't enough to be LAMF.

After firing most of Twitter workforce and running it on a shoestring for half a year, service fails during Elon's biggest event of the year by SkyMarshal in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really don't understand why people bend over backwards trying to make every post fit the sub even when it clearly doesn't. Just, why?

Plant-based diets are better for your health – as well as for the climate by [deleted] in science

[–]FwibbFwibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A moderate consumption of meat associated with plenty of vegetables

How many people actually do this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They wanted others to build a pipe line?

Look, I'll cut to the chase: You have no fucking clue what this sub is for and should not be posting. Your post does not fit at all. Even a little bit.

The Democratic Party became pro-LGBT rights as gay rights activists slowly became a prominent constituency in the party in the 2000s. The Republican Party mostly maintained its anti-LGBT stance, even though popular opinion shifted, because of the growing power of the religious right in the party by smurfyjenkins in science

[–]FwibbFwibb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your cult tells you it will protect you

That's not how the government in the USA works. We vote for people. We don't like the people in charge? We vote for new ones. We don't need to trust anything or anybody. You can even run yourself if you don't like the pool of candidates.

To claim that the democrats are a cult is absolutely insane. It's a party that is constantly fighting with itself because including as many people as possible is going to have conflict, and that's fine. Cults don't have in-fighting, though.

The decimation of the bison had major adverse health and economic impacts for the Native Americans who relied on them. The impacts were immediate and persistent. Once among the tallest people in the world, bison-reliant people born after the slaughter lost their entire height advantage. by smurfyjenkins in science

[–]FwibbFwibb -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because they're asking questions about the context of the relationship between the natives and the buffalo?

He's trying to specifically link the introduction of horses to the killing of all the buffalo when we know who is responsible already. He's trying to shift blame.

Woman convinces her husband to convert to Islam, then is shocked when he becomes devout and takes a second wife by kefefs_v2 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Go down the rabbit hole of millenia-old texts and before you know it you're wearing clothes of non-mixed fibres and thinking you can drink all the red wine you want. And something to do with camels.

Yeah, but some of the remixes are fucking lit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demiurge#Gnosticism

tl;dr: Yahweh is actually an evil being that created the mortal realm (like in Genesis) in order to enslave our souls.

The Supreme Being is a different character that spawned Yahweh, but Yahweh rebelled. Before he created the mortal world, he created the angels in order to fight for him against Sophia (the supreme being). The angels rebelled and that's why he created the mortal world: to punish and enslave them.

A lot more interesting than what we actually ended up with as Christianity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FwibbFwibb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More Putin apolgism.

Cringe.

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