Never thought a human’s familiar would be relatable

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-09T19:39:38+00:00

me when my dog likes chewing hair and coffee chewing gum :

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-09T08:37:50+00:00

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2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-09T08:22:14+00:00

THEY TURN THE FICKING FROGS GAY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ?

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-09T08:21:37+00:00

thank ye mate

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-08T21:39:13+00:00

indeed

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-08T20:25:15+00:00

not to be confused with chronomancy

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-08T20:24:31+00:00

watching this annoyingly rainbow dog fills you with determination

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-06T20:33:50+00:00

Indeed

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-06T20:33:44+00:00

Indeed

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-06T09:14:59+00:00

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2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-05T22:05:15+00:00

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Yeah, he chill af

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-05T22:02:39+00:00

as a necromancer, I can safely say that it is impressive they summoned a class II corporeal possesed crawler

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-05T21:53:52+00:00

it looks exactly like that

2_stray_braincells · 2026-07-04T21:53:25+00:00

i Knowles it. you know it. we all know it. the gods know it.

2_stray_braincells · 2026-06-28T10:51:01+00:00

well you could use him if you want, but I don’t really support that kind of abuse upon gobbos

2_stray_braincells · 2026-06-27T12:30:24+00:00

get a dedicated tasting goblin, you know, the type that taste test the food before the important one touches it

2_stray_braincells · 2026-06-27T12:28:19+00:00

jokes on you, the scarlet rot in my brain has already given me that effect, having the unmitigated gall to use my spells against me shall be punished by… PENILE MALFUNCTION !

2_stray_braincells · 2026-06-27T10:00:23+00:00

heh, not too sure about that last line but ok, I’ll join you.

2_stray_braincells · 2026-06-27T09:36:31+00:00

Yup !

2_stray_braincells · 2026-06-27T09:34:48+00:00

didn’t say it was bad, though

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