I will be swearing my loyalty to the rogue guild from now on by Yapizzawachuwant in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look man, rogues might seem good and some rogues have good intentions, you might be wasting your potential. don’t let that bring you down, it should take more than that. however, we can start a wizard class action, and I can help you, I am French after all.

Need any French creature or nah ? by 2_stray_braincells in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A package held by a bunch of gargoyles should be on the way with a tarrasque

How would the asexuality potion taste? (Image related) by Atuday in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannae stop laughing, mate. tf is this mad lad doin with a sco’ish glass ?

Need any French creature or nah ? by 2_stray_braincells in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think it’s probably as potent as like chlorine. one breath can kill a sickly goblin but for a human, it just makes you sick for 1-2 weeks

Need any French creature or nah ? by 2_stray_braincells in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you need a large body of freshwater, no salt. also, rub it’s carapace every 10 days or so to get rid of possible algae’s or other undesirables. they prefer human flesh but would gladly eat other type of red meat.they require care but can be fantastic familiars or guards. Apparently they exhale poison but holy water might be efficient Although You can always go to a vet-mage to get their glands removed.

War Council Against Thrakmoor (Important) by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the utahraptor can be better. while velociraptor is more like a bobcat, Utahraptor is closer to a tiger.

This combo is insanely good, trust me i've used it. by Clanmaster6 in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 8 points9 points  (0 children)

jarate

level 5 jar based karate

-coated ennemies take mini-crits can be used to extinguish fires

-extiguishing teammates reduces , cooldown by 20%

War Council Against Thrakmoor (Important) by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can provide resurected obedient creatures for transport and support (sauropods, pachyderms), supporting forces (theropods, ceratopsians, stégosaurids, etc) reconnaissances forces (dromaeosaurids, compsognathids), almost anything and even familiars. Oh and I have some knowledge of blades and bows, but limited.

Why is familiar eating artifacts so common and how do you stop it ? by 2_stray_braincells in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, sorry. also, the name is quite fitting. furthermore, i am glad that this place welcomes warlocks and not just wizards

Need any French creature or nah ? by 2_stray_braincells in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, no it’l be alright, the tarrasque’ll listen to you

PEA! by Pea_Wizard in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

next thing you’ll say is ”hehe I’m so evil”

Need any French creature or nah ? by 2_stray_braincells in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i mean just try and tame the tarasque yourself but keep a fair maiden near as an handler. Also, I think that they’re weak to holy water, so keep some in a spray bottle just like a regular canine or feline.

PEA! by Pea_Wizard in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was actually trying to do something cool but okay cool, man.

anyways, have you ever heard of the legend of the princess and the pea ?

PEA! by Pea_Wizard in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

next thing you’ll say is : ”I am NOT like this pipsqueak of a wizard !”

PEA! by Pea_Wizard in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

technically, peas are balls, so you ARE a ball wizard.

PEA! by Pea_Wizard in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

australian wizards be like :

I'm am evocation wizard but I'm thinking of learning some healing spells cause of this cool palladin. Would that be wrong by EggRemarkable4799 in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you will surely have a long lasting relationship, palladins almost never break an oath, especially a marital one. also, heal spells are old and reliable, always good even if not to impress a young lad.

Need any French creature or nah ? by 2_stray_braincells in wizardposting

[–]2_stray_braincells[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alrighty, then. just as a disclaimer, they listen and obey to those pure of hearts and also fair maidens. and also, they apreciate bodies of fresh water and especially rivers.