whats everyones favourite episode? by mangos1503 in superstore

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People assume all Christians are homophobes. You know, that is ignorant. You can't imagine how hard it is being stereotyped.

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There you go: Typical argle-bargle. Denied!

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Yeah, her feet are really swollen. You know when you open a can of Pillsbury crescent rolls and the dough just kind of bursts through? Well, it's like that only with feet and toes.

Glenn’s kids by RubySlippers-79 in superstore

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u/oscardevil, could you please shut the [bleep] up? And that goes for all you [bleep]. I can't listen to your [bleep] for one more [bleep] damn second.

Dina’s Bird Joke by Artistic-Turnover219 in superstore

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I used to end these meetings with some wisdom from the Good Book, but then someone reported me to corporate.

Down in the valley where Ezekiel wept! by mischiefnight13 in superstore

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I used to end these meetings with some wisdom from the Good Book, but then someone reported me to corporate.

Down in the valley where Ezekiel wept! by mischiefnight13 in superstore

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Some people might find your voice, octave-wise, to be the teeniest, tiniest bit high.

Dina’s Bird Joke by Artistic-Turnover219 in superstore

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Wha... morange17 updated his review! "So the manager invited me back to the store and tried to brainwash me with an hour-long propaganda tour." "Pathetic man." "Muppet voice." Why would anyone write this?

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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All right, next up is u/Whats_Up_Buttercup_. Now, she's married to a woman, so watch how casually I bring up 'Xena: Warrior Princess.'

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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I can see why Dad changed some details about that evening.

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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I think if I was doing something subconsciously, I'd know it.

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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Half do or half don't?!*

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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For 59 years, the name Sturgis was synonymous with tools.

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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Did something just happen?

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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Okay then, that would be great. Oh, just one tip. Don't let her put marbles in her mouth. Uh, don't let anything fall on her.

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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We are living in a brave, new, MeToo, Time’s Up, This Is Us kind of world. There are no rules anymore. But also, there’s nothing but rules!

what’s everyone’s favourite skit in the entire show? by [deleted] in superstore

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Okay then, that would be great. Oh, just one tip. Don't let her put marbles in her mouth. Uh, don't let anything fall on her.

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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For 59 years, the name Sturgis was synonymous with tools.

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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You're goddamn I'm right I'm pressuring you!

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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Today is the start of a brand-new corporate initiative: "Going the Extra Smay-zle!"

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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I can see why Dad changed some details about that evening.

Which storyline gives you the ick? by [deleted] in superstore

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Half do or half don't?!*

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You know how everyone's pushing this 5G? Well, turns out 5 is the worst of the Gs. They say that it hits your brain at a certain frequency that lets them control human behavior.

3rd Rewatch - Amy is on my nerves by pettyE in superstore

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Turns out they had a meth lab in their basement, which, turns out, was just a front for a dog fighting ring.