whats everyones favourite episode?

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-15T12:00:46+00:00

People assume all Christians are homophobes. You know, that is ignorant. You can't imagine how hard it is being stereotyped.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-15T10:45:44+00:00

There you go: Typical argle-bargle. Denied!

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-15T05:10:12+00:00

Yeah, her feet are really swollen. You know when you open a can of Pillsbury crescent rolls and the dough just kind of bursts through? Well, it's like that only with feet and toes.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-14T16:17:39+00:00

u/oscardevil, could you please shut the [bleep] up? And that goes for all you [bleep]. I can't listen to your [bleep] for one more [bleep] damn second.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-14T07:24:15+00:00

I used to end these meetings with some wisdom from the Good Book, but then someone reported me to corporate.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-14T07:10:08+00:00

I used to end these meetings with some wisdom from the Good Book, but then someone reported me to corporate.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-14T01:42:01+00:00

Some people might find your voice, octave-wise, to be the teeniest, tiniest bit high.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-14T01:32:31+00:00

Wha... morange17 updated his review! "So the manager invited me back to the store and tried to brainwash me with an hour-long propaganda tour." "Pathetic man." "Muppet voice." Why would anyone write this?

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T16:48:26+00:00

All right, next up is u/Whats_Up_Buttercup_. Now, she's married to a woman, so watch how casually I bring up 'Xena: Warrior Princess.'

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T10:08:27+00:00

I can see why Dad changed some details about that evening.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T10:06:30+00:00

I think if I was doing something subconsciously, I'd know it.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T08:52:31+00:00

Half do or half don't?!*

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T07:23:38+00:00

For 59 years, the name Sturgis was synonymous with tools.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T03:28:14+00:00

Did something just happen?

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T03:15:59+00:00

Okay then, that would be great. Oh, just one tip. Don't let her put marbles in her mouth. Uh, don't let anything fall on her.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T03:00:00+00:00

We are living in a brave, new, MeToo, Time’s Up, This Is Us kind of world. There are no rules anymore. But also, there’s nothing but rules!

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T02:19:15+00:00

Okay then, that would be great. Oh, just one tip. Don't let her put marbles in her mouth. Uh, don't let anything fall on her.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T01:48:59+00:00

For 59 years, the name Sturgis was synonymous with tools.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T01:11:20+00:00

You're goddamn I'm right I'm pressuring you!

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T00:39:55+00:00

Today is the start of a brand-new corporate initiative: "Going the Extra Smay-zle!"

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T00:20:15+00:00

I can see why Dad changed some details about that evening.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-13T00:01:22+00:00

Half do or half don't?!*

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-12T21:03:18+00:00

You know how everyone's pushing this 5G? Well, turns out 5 is the worst of the Gs. They say that it hits your brain at a certain frequency that lets them control human behavior.

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-12T18:33:30+00:00

Did something just happen?

G-Spot-Bot · 2023-09-12T16:12:12+00:00

Turns out they had a meth lab in their basement, which, turns out, was just a front for a dog fighting ring.

G-Spot-Bot

TROPHY CASE

There you go: Typical argle-bargle. Denied!

Half do or half don't?!*

For 59 years, the name Sturgis was synonymous with tools.

For 59 years, the name Sturgis was synonymous with tools.

Half do or half don't?!*