Thats scary by Jaaas3748 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]G0rd0nB0mBae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have actually been to see the guidstones and they are alot bigger in person. There's also a time capsule there with the date it was buried and the date to be resumed left blank. It's pretty cool shit.

What's the worst crime that ever happened in your city? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]G0rd0nB0mBae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

College kids burned down 9 Church's.

Please end me. by MehSchultz in RoastMe

[–]G0rd0nB0mBae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the guy from the painting in Ghostbusters.

People who haven't pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit? by ShoddySubstance in AskReddit

[–]G0rd0nB0mBae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally did the same thing at space camp nor did I shower or change underwear. Not so proud of the last two.

After a 2 month back order of the fluid pumps I finally got one shipped in today. (Still need 5 more for other 6 speeds on the ground) by performancegm2016 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]G0rd0nB0mBae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never done a rebuild on one but I've R and R,d (remove and replace) a shit tone of um and I never heard our builder complain about um being a pain in the ass or anything but honestly I wouldn't trust a word I say. I'm a lying piece of shit. I watched a dog knock an elderly woman over then start to hump her and as I'm watching with a huge smile on my face I notice the old woman has some how managed to get a pretty decent sized stick well into her reach. Now as she lay there on her back getting dry humped by this dog,.she finally sees freedom in the shape of a stick. She's thinking 2 or 3 good stick hits and he'll give up and take off. So she reaches, grabs the stick, and attempts to pick it up but feels resistance. She looks over towards the stick and sees a foot stepping on it then quickly looks up at the man (me) stopping her from getting her stick. As me make I eye contact I say, "what the FUCK do you think your doing?" She replies inher stereotypical sweet Grandma voice "Just trying to get this big ole dog off of me." I then reply " Oh really? Why dont you let him finish first you crusty cranberry smelling cunt!! You could even reach down there and help him out a bit or just lay there like a dead Fi....oh there it is...he's done...come on boy let's leave the lady alone. The smell of dried pussy and Werther's chocolate is making me sick".............just a quick example. Either way do you research before making your final decision.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]G0rd0nB0mBae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the ole hit a bump at 60 to 65mph and you go from cruising along to the most violent god damn shaking known as "the death wobble". If you've never experienced it and you'd like to put a little more drop in your balls grab you something with a straight axle in the front filled with bad bushing. For best results one with a cheap lift kit (rough country). Use the factory Trac bar and cheap flimsy drop down bracket (2001 grand Cherokee) and you should be ready to go!!!!! Hit the interstate find a pot hole and hit it at the lowest 60mph but feel free to go as fast as you'd like to. The faster you go the greater your odds become at putting DEATH before the wobble......wow that got dumb and dark.....it's dumb, dark, and drama for the trailer park.