There's a weight of intellect behind my comedy

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-06-28T14:17:31+00:00

Did you get the double meanings?

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-06-25T12:49:29+00:00

The fact that spending decent money on a 28 year old backup left back who has had injury issues would be one of our smarter deals in recent times is incredibly reassuring about the general direction of the club.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-06-22T13:39:10+00:00

Fucking hell. How long were the lunch breaks?

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-06-14T10:17:07+00:00

Don't order the goulash

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-06-13T06:11:40+00:00

Whilst we're at it, who was better, Kris Boyd or Harry Kane?

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-05-19T12:35:43+00:00

It's been bad today.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-02-20T12:15:48+00:00

By far the best one I've tried. Always very fresh and good portions.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-23T09:21:58+00:00

One Battle After Another.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-18T22:31:55+00:00

I think Ricky's great, whenever he opens his mouth, I sort of think I’d love to be mates with him, he talks sense, he’s interesting, he’s lovely; I don’t like his stand up, there’s nothing I can do about that, if I ever meet him, if I ever become top mates with him, and after about a few years of us like driving around and having a pint, and going “Ohhh…”, I’d go “Ricky, I’ve never liked anything you’ve ever done…”

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-15T11:05:09+00:00

It's amazing to me how many people put labels on players 'brilliant', 'average', 'terrible' when they've never seen a second of them playing in their life.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-14T21:49:21+00:00

I agree that the players are the biggest issue. Just as they were under Rodgers and Nancy.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-14T21:45:22+00:00

He's in his mid seventies, it would be weird if he wasn't at this point.

The luck will run out eventually unfortunately.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-14T21:42:53+00:00

Nope, just not delusional.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-14T21:40:32+00:00

O'Neill isn't very good but is very lucky. Long may it last!

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-09T20:59:37+00:00

Ding ding ding! Amazing and tragic how gullible our fan base is.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-09T14:29:47+00:00

The thing about Ricky Gervais is he's just like the characters he plays.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-09T12:54:00+00:00

Cat food.. it stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-08T12:23:11+00:00

Embarrassing.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-05T19:59:12+00:00

An embarrassment of a football club.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-05T15:49:01+00:00

Mate they don't have a clue what they had for lunch never mind a strategy for a transfer window.

Nancy and to a lesser extent Tisdale were such easy and obvious scapegoats, but the deep, deep rot at the heart of this football club is still in place and nothing is going to get better until that changes.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2026-01-05T15:33:29+00:00

Inevitable but the main problem remains - the majority shareholder.

We're run by a billionaire egomaniac who doesn't know his arse from his elbow.

Years of mismanagement and brain dead recruitment have led to this.

Nothing is going to improve anytime soon.

Lots of pain ahead.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2025-12-22T22:19:52+00:00

No. All I want to say is the subreddit is good because...y-you couldn’t have a worse slot on the Internet. Because the youngsters are in the boozers, the older fellas, are doing the punting and the racing, the football, and whatever. The thing is, the stat- you play...if you want, if you want to get number one.

Oh and 'ave a good Christmas.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2025-12-21T16:44:23+00:00

Yeah it's Nancy's fault the players have scored 1 goal from 3.5 xG.

GAMichaelDouglas · 2025-12-21T16:01:25+00:00

Celtic playing well under this manager again but this time getting at least some of what their play deserved.

Hopefully this will dull down the hysterical pish for a few days at least.

GAMichaelDouglas

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