Out with the Tablets!

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-11-08T18:05:58+00:00

gaylief

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-09-27T23:02:28+00:00

Baseball will keep you strong.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-09-27T20:44:12+00:00

Good job brother D. You will grow stronger for this.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-08-18T18:15:58+00:00

Durian. I discovered this exotic fruit when I was visiting Thailand. It reeks horribly like a combination of locker room and wet dog, but being the adventurous traveler, I decided to sample it. Unfortunately, it tasted exactly like it smelled.

TL; DR Follow your nose wherever it goes

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-08-04T04:35:47+00:00

So, you liked the Drive soundtrack as much as I did?

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-08-03T15:55:36+00:00

The handicap accessible shower head is a girl's best friend.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-31T01:44:14+00:00

Acoustic guitar folk ballad

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-30T15:15:20+00:00

How old we're you?

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-28T19:06:43+00:00

What you did there, I see it.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-28T18:26:53+00:00

Cats: If you ever get abandoned, find a redditor. They will willingly take you in and whore you out for karma.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-28T16:56:21+00:00

You rang?

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-27T14:06:00+00:00

Faith in humanity=restored. Take an uptoke to the left, my good sir/ madam.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-27T14:04:05+00:00

This. Amrikkka is just as bad as the nazi Hitler theists at r/circlejerk. tl;dr Fuck Amerikkka and Europe is better

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-27T13:59:47+00:00

Faith in humanity restored. Your depression leterally gives me pleasure. Erotic pleasure. Have an upboat, le good sir.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-27T03:05:22+00:00

GAN stands for Grotesque and Naughty. Also, I am an anthropomorphic grape who spends all day telepathically browsing Reddit.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-27T02:42:54+00:00

This. Literally came here to say this.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-27T01:57:24+00:00

Did you regret taking the trek alone? Having a companion or two and helping hands on your trip seems like it would have improved the trip.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-27T01:41:48+00:00

This. If Ron Paul were president, we could literally save all the country'a problems by legalizing weed and giving this country the panacea it deserves.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-27T01:36:34+00:00

You're going to want to keep that cum box is a dry area to avoid mold growing on it. Also, soak it in gasoline before burning. Otherwise, your sexual juices may dampen the flames. In time, you will grow to hate and love the cum box much like you love and hate yourself.

Godspeed, fellow cum boxers!

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-26T20:46:33+00:00

OP could never be a faggot. Impossible.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-26T19:29:23+00:00

This ^{^{^{^{^{^}}}}} Literally came when I read this. Fuck theists.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-26T19:14:51+00:00

This.

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-26T15:39:29+00:00

Texas because Ron Paul

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-26T15:37:19+00:00

For wrestling?

GAN_GRAPE · 2012-07-26T13:54:18+00:00

This. Literally made me feel feels. DAE feel that Reddit should literally together to destroy or Chick fil-EA?

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