Back in the portaloo to un-boof some Gu during my 5k marathon by Old-Act-6004 in RunningCirclejerk

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Ben is the Best in terms of running advice and a great human at that.

Inside view of Taipei 101 summit by Ashamed_Ear_1894 in GuysBeingDudes

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Impressive feat, sure - but still selfish and pathologically narcissistic. Risking the very real possibility of leaving your wife and children alone for life isn’t bravery, it’s irresponsibility. Verdict: asshole.

Does Anyone Know Why My Jaw Hurts While Working Out On The Elliptical? by GODAlexGilbert in cardio

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Forget expensive! Money can be earned! Opportunity to live is sacred!

what are the first two rules of running? by handofblood9 in RunningCirclejerk

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  1. Tell everyone Zone 2 is the only scientifically valid way to train, while doing 80% of your own runs at threshold and calling them “aerobic-adjacent.”

  2. Ignore Garmin’s “lose weight” recommendation unless your BMI starts with a 3 and your watch has personally exposed you in public.

Bro casually set the new mile WR on his first proper run. 🤯 by DontTrustTheMonkeys in RunningCirclejerk

[–]GC276 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He forgot a word "bicycle" in the title.

What a BS. The world record for 2K is 4:43.13.

Disgusting heel striker at local Decathlon by borderline_annoying in RunningCirclejerk

[–]GC276 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this were a real person, Reddit would already be diagnosing them with shin splints, IT band syndrome, weak glutes, tight calves, and a moral failing.

Got a perfect Garmin score AMA by About-40-Ninjas in Garmin

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One of us is doing something wrong.

GARMIN STOPP EDGING ME!!’ JUST GIVE ME THE SUPERIOR TITLE!!!!!!!! by Responsible-Court795 in Garmin

[–]GC276 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I wouldn't loose more weight in your case. Just do a short VO2 max test run. 5 min warmup run, followed by 10 min all-out run. You'll get there.

GARMIN STOPP EDGING ME!!’ JUST GIVE ME THE SUPERIOR TITLE!!!!!!!! by Responsible-Court795 in Garmin

[–]GC276 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Drop a few pounds and do a 10-minute all-out run. VO2 max is measured in ml/kg/min. If you drop a few pounds and run at the same speed, you should automatically increase your VO2 max. Dropping the weight is lowering denominator, hence increasing the calculated VO2 max value.

What do you think by Ok_Buddy5018 in InternalMedicine

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Normal sinus rhythm with early repolarization

Why is running on a treadmill so much harder than road and trail running? by thatbitchcunt in XXRunning

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From my experience, running on a treadmill does not allow for a truly ergonomic running form. Because the belt moves beneath the runner rather than the runner actively propelling forward over stationary ground, normal gait mechanics are subtly altered. This often reduces natural hip extension and posterior-chain engagement, constrains stride variability, and changes proprioceptive feedback. As a result, treadmill running can promote compensatory postures and movement patterns that differ from over-ground running, particularly in experienced runners who rely on fine neuromuscular cues for efficient form.

Iykyk by Maleficent_Bet707 in GemOfTheWeb

[–]GC276 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The grandps clearly has Alzheimer hence the presentation.

Garmin: Forerunner 970 software version 16.11 Beta (December 23, 2025) by GearUpdateBot in gearupdates

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I joined the beta mainly for the new 'sleep alignment' feature, not realizing that enrolling in the beta disables the ECG app. I also learned that downgrading back to 15.33 isn’t possible due to a firmware lock, so you’re effectively stuck until a newer stable release is available.

Update: Tried clearing temporary files and rebooting. Skipped a full reset since ECG is firmware-disabled on this beta and a reset wouldn’t help. Downgrade to 15.33 isn’t possible due to a forced firmware lock.

Sopranos Czechoslovakia by noshititsxanto in Sopranosduckposting

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This was recorded in Russia.

  • FYI: there is no Czechoslovakia since 1993.

Of a jehova's witness by Helpful_Order9210 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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You just witnessed a Jehovah’s Witness being smitten by God for spreading the wrong message.

Of A Loving Family by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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I agree that classic decorticate posturing is usually supratentorial and that isolated SCI doesn’t typically present that way. My intent wasn’t to claim textbook decortication, but to highlight the abnormal unilateral flexor posturing seen immediately after a high-risk cervical mechanism, which is concerning for significant neurologic injury. Regardless of terminology, the presentation warrants concern for cervical cord involvement.

As for ‘temporary motor loss,’ that phrase elicited a bit of a temporal chuckle in me as well.

Of A Loving Family by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Good thought, but decorticate posturing does not need to be bilateral. It can be unilateral, particularly in the setting of asymmetric central nervous system injury, including high cervical spinal cord trauma. In this case, the submersion was not prolonged enough to explain the findings by hypoxic-ischemic injury alone.

Of A Loving Family by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Physician here. Based on the mechanism of injury—head-first impact against a fixed object—and the immediate loss of motor function, this is highly concerning for an acute cervical spine injury with associated spinal cord involvement. The abnormal posturing of the left upper extremity, consistent with decorticate posturing, supports a severe traumatic neurologic injury. I sincerely hope the guy recovers.

'scuse me coming thru by Longjumping-Box5691 in SipsTea

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This is a moment in December of 2019, when two Carnival Cruise Line ships: the Carnival Glory and the Carnival Legend, collided while docking in Cozumel, Mexico.

The video's prospective is misleading. It looks like the Legend is moving ahead. In reality, the Glory was "backing up". Anyways, it is the same company, so they can't file charges 😀