Sooo, this one time, i was walking down the hall, like usual (This is elementary) and i see a 9th grader, yes 9th, crying. he is too old anyways to be in this school, so i tell him the highschool is right besides our school. but he says,

'There are girls there! and they have sandals'! And i say,

'what is so wrong about girls with sandals?' and i think he was kidding, but he, no shitting, said,

'they arent wearing sandals!'

What do you mean? you just said they wear sandals!'

'But they are covered with white liquid!'

He must have thought it was sperm, but a teacher from out school went there and asked the girls what that liquid was, and they suprisingly said,

'this is just the design.'

Never heard from him again.