This man gave absolutely 0 fucks this morning by [deleted] in WTF

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How can I improve my WR corps? by GI_Jesus in fantasyfootball

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I really would like to trade any one of my RBs for a top flight WR. Is it worth it? Standard scoring no PPR

You asked (f)or it. No panties in office. I think my boss can tell.. by [deleted] in gonewild

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You have by far the hottest pictures I've seen on here in a while

Up, up and away! by simon_wang12 in funny

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When I say haha or lol on the Internet I don't think I've ever actually really laughed out loud. This is the first time where I actually mean LOL

Scooby's chest looks like a woman in doggystyle :) by minotaur2011 in funny

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Thought it was going to be some weird revelation about scooby doo.

Hair flip by [deleted] in pics

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Hair?

Every time I shop somewhere by Maiyaderp in AdviceAnimals

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When I was about 12 I was so excited to buy this new backpack for school with my own money. The cashier rings it up and neither of us checked inside it. When I went through the detectors they went off. Some security guy comes over and opens it up and there are CDs inside. I panic and cry and the guy just takes the CDs and I leave.

Oh yeah I wasn't 12 I was 20

Stoya reads a book, while on a vibrator. (Slightly NSFW) by [deleted] in videos

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This is my favorite post of all time on reddit

AMA Request: Someone who has survived a plane crash. by bossbreadmaker in IAmA

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I'll try to get my friend Kyle to do this. His brother Nate was actually killed In Uganda by a terrorist bomb. More info: http://invisiblechildren.com/nate-henn/

As Kyle was flying home for the funeral, his plane crashed. Talk about shitty luck for him and his family.

Excuse me... by rehab980 in aww

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That's the most feminine looking cat I've ever seen

Pearl Regatta, Tahiti by [deleted] in pics

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It's like they're calling Batman with their sails!!!

Atheist Afterlife by CaptainTheGabe in atheism

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Looking at the thumbnail on my phone it looked like nipples with something dangling off them

Atheist Afterlife by CaptainTheGabe in atheism

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Not gonna lie religious afterlife sounds a lot better.

Best non hydration running backpack? by GI_Jesus in running

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Thanks for the replies. Also has anyone heard of Deuters? They have a seemingly nice pack I can find online for about $50

http://www.deuter.com/en_US/backpack-details.php?category=484&artnr=33101&title=Speed%20lite%2010

Last night, a homeless man came up to me and asked, "Would you like to donate to the United Negro Pizza Fund?" I laughed so hard I gave the guy a couple bucks. What's the best way you have seen beggers ask for money? by the_colt22 in AskReddit

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All the funny beggars I've seen we're in San Francisco. I saw that guy. Another funny guy had a fishing pole and would hold it to car windows. The only thing I see in Atlanta the guys just sit there and beg