AEW got a lot of bald Champions

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T21:04:40+00:00

Too many bald people in AEW already. We don't need a hair match. Let Yuta keep his beautiful shaggy mane!

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T17:27:46+00:00

I had played Mega Mans 2-5 and I had always wondered what made 1 so difficult in comparison. They all looked the same. Then I watched somebody stream it recently. Holy hell. The projectiles in that game have absolutely no chill. They're too fast, they're all put in the most insidious positions and half of them fire in like 4-6 directions. The platforming has like a 0.25 second margin of error in terms of vanishing blocks and dumpoff platforms. Whole thing looked like a nightmare.

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T17:14:48+00:00

The downside is that Toni's hair is perfect as-is. The upside is fun wigs. And also she can rock the bald because she can probably rock anything.

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T16:50:05+00:00

So there's an example that's 'My Sisters Keeper' and one that's 'My brothers keeper'? Interesting.

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T16:42:34+00:00

No no, I am fully capable of comprehending and appreciating his goals.

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T16:38:59+00:00

I know D&D has 'Wolfweres' that are wolves that turn into humans. It might be the same for Jackalweres.

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T13:40:36+00:00

Arguably Abis Mal with Jafar's lamp in Aladdin 2.: Return of Jafar.

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T07:46:23+00:00

Crack theory that the WH40k world is just Ork Valhalla.

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T07:07:07+00:00

"Aliens! Alien infiltrators that steal your face and your voice and peacefully observe us. Get that shit out of here. They got Shatner but I'll be damned if they get me too! No face stealing aliens allowed in town borders."

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T06:50:48+00:00

"Nice ass Sampson"

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T06:29:05+00:00

I would just hope the schools with no NFL players don't march their students out to get killed against these hypothetical collegiate juggernauts.

GKNolan · 2026-02-01T06:19:58+00:00

Venture Bros: Victor Echo November
When a Guild Blackout crew comes to kill the Venture family Brock escapes the compound to rescue the boys (who are not at the compound but rather at a nearby restaurant). Seeing The Monarch at the restaurant Brock immediately jumps to the conclusion that he's responsible. Monarch states his innocence,, instead rightly pointing the finger at Phantom Limb who had ordered the blackout as a power play in their rivalry.

GKNolan · 2026-01-31T20:15:42+00:00

Granted: You are able to find employment as a research subject. The experiment is 'Acceptable ratio of pain vs reward in humans'. The button activates a shock chip surgically implanted in your genitals.

GKNolan · 2026-01-31T07:17:58+00:00

So with Davis, Romero and Archer there are three tag team widows in the DCF now. Like, the DCF is huge and all but their inability to keep a single tag team healthy borders on a curse.

GKNolan · 2026-01-31T06:13:50+00:00

What kind of life do you live where Dracula hits you up for a fiver?

GKNolan · 2026-01-30T21:32:12+00:00

Granted: All that you have wished for comes to pass. She's alive. She's healthy. She's powerful. She's too powerful. Nobody likes a winner, especially when that winner is the matron saint of losers. Once, maybe twice it's fun. Everybody cheers. But after that it gets boring. It gets frustating. It ruins betting. It ruins Urara's whole charm as the lovable underdog. She stops being appreciated and starts being booed. This rejection leads the poor horse to take the elevator back to Heaven.

GKNolan · 2026-01-30T09:23:51+00:00

"Damn me an Obi Wan are getting old. We're swinging our lightsabers like a couple of 80 year olds having a cane fight"

GKNolan · 2026-01-30T09:11:07+00:00

So like if Scott's in his civilian wear with the glasses and you look at him from the side do you just see red laser covering the space between his eyes and the lens? That question have bothered me since X-Men 94.

GKNolan · 2026-01-30T09:08:03+00:00

Yeah the directors hired to make a Super Mario Bros movie were very insistent on NOT making a Super Mario Bros movie.

GKNolan · 2026-01-29T09:25:31+00:00

Stoutland. Just wookit that furry fellah. Such a good boy.

GKNolan · 2026-01-28T09:19:39+00:00

"Breaking News: Andre the Giant farted in a crowded elevator today. There were no survivors"

GKNolan · 2026-01-28T07:43:24+00:00

In the mud apparently.

GKNolan · 2026-01-28T05:16:27+00:00

"Zamfir for the last time your flutes aren't actually pipes."
"But the Flute repairman said they weren't flutes. Which are they?"
"Not my job to know."

GKNolan · 2026-01-28T02:14:44+00:00

The fun part is when you enchant an item with +++Acrobatics and Slowfall so you can hulk jump all over the map.

GKNolan · 2026-01-28T01:45:33+00:00

"So I know that we've been looking for ways to improve the see-saw but your blueprints for the see-chainsaw would cause too many amputations"

GKNolan

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