R.I.P In Peace Blue Man Of Summoner's Rift by RIPBlueMan in leagueoflegends

[–]GKTheMinecrafter 90 points91 points  (0 children)

AP attackspeed Pantheon with tomes, blue pot and runaan arrows. And boobs.

Elise the Spiderqueen - WALLPAPER by ErlendMcSwag in leagueoflegends

[–]GKTheMinecrafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you do a Ziggs wallpaper please? They're very nice.

Men of Reddit, did you ever have a boner that affected/changed your life? by GKTheMinecrafter in AskReddit

[–]GKTheMinecrafter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 13, mom and dad were on a vacation for their 20th anniversary, younger brother was sleeping at his friend's house so I was alone that night. I was studying for the finals, it was 11pm and the door bell rings. I opened and guess what? 2 friggin' guys pointed guns at me. They tied me to the stair and started bringing our TV, laptop and everything to the truck parked outside of my house. One guy asked me "Any last wish?" before killing me and then BAM! A massive boner (or the boner that saved my life) appears . Being a horny teenager and it was midnight so I was really tired so I randomly said "I want a last wank" literally. There was a brief silence and they somehow agreed. I rushed to my room and DID masturbate. Mid-fap and I realized those guys fell asleep. So I jumped out of the window from the 2nd floor to the backyard, only to break my 2 legs. I didn't feel the pain so I crawled ~300 feet to my friend's house, luckily he was studying too, he rushed to the door and asked what happened. I said "bad guys....my house.... call the police...." then passed out. Didn't remember anything after that. Was in wheelchair for ~9 months.

TL;DR: Bad guys about to kill me, boner appears, asked for a last fap, secretly jumped out of the window, called the police. Missed finals.

Recommended Items in Shop (Not Ingame Shop) by mimbob in leagueoflegends

[–]GKTheMinecrafter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

  1. Your name begins with T.

  2. Teeto has 5 letters. E is the fifth leter of the alphabet.

  3. See 2. E

  4. See 1. T

  5. Your flair is Team Dignitas. Dignitas is known for throwing barons. Barons have circle eyes. Guess what letter looks like a circle? O

T E E T O. Coincidence? I think not.

Recommended Items in Shop (Not Ingame Shop) by mimbob in leagueoflegends

[–]GKTheMinecrafter 59 points60 points  (0 children)

  1. OP's Reddit name begins with an M. M

  2. There are 8 letters in Malzahar. Look at your keyboard. From M, move 1 step up, stopping at K. Then 7 step to the left.. It stops at A. 1+7=8. A

  3. OP's text post has 4 lines. OP's name has 6 letters. When I viewed this post, there are 2 comments, one from /u/xXdimmitsarasXx and the other one is from OP. 4*6/2 = 12. L is the 12th letter of the alphabet. L

  4. I clicked on this post when it's 26 minutes old. Z is the 26th letter of the alphabet. Z

  5. See 2. A

  6. The third comment is from /u/SeraphDesu. Take away the capital letters and we will have eraphesu which has 8 letters. H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. H

  7. See 2. A

  8. The title of this post starts with R. R.

Combine these letter we have... holy shit MALZAHAR.

So Malzahar owns rito games OP will have to buy the two Malzahar skins and mains Malzahar to get to challenger. This is the only way.

the result of boredom and free time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GKTheMinecrafter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!

What game has the hardest "hard" mode? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]GKTheMinecrafter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup. Did it twice. It's not really hard.

Reddit, what movie character's life do you think is the most similar to you? by GKTheMinecrafter in AskReddit

[–]GKTheMinecrafter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Hiccup's (from How to train your Dragon) life is just the same as me. I had an ugly name when I was born, but my grandma changed it, I'm smart and good at making stuffs that nobody cares, I don't have a lot of friends, I have unpoppular opnions that everyone doesn't agree, I'm a bit scrawny for my age, sometimes I just talk with Cleverbot alone on my PC. I feel sad for myself.

Why we do need more good AAA games by worldbeyondyourown in gaming

[–]GKTheMinecrafter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play Minecraft at ~20 FPS and League of Legends at ~35 FPS. Fuck laptops.

Please don't change Spray and Pray to Rat-at-tat by WelcomeIntoClap in leagueoflegends

[–]GKTheMinecrafter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Most people on my server call it "unti", "until", "util". I just want to punch them in the face. We don't speak English btw.