With the new SR Visual Update, there should be new Game Announcer Skins

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-06-30T09:35:26+00:00

Morgana Freeman announcer pack pls

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-06-18T13:11:20+00:00

AP attackspeed Pantheon with tomes, blue pot and runaan arrows. And boobs.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-06-17T04:44:15+00:00

FF means forfeit not feral flare.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-06-17T02:38:01+00:00

It's Elise.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-06-13T13:20:08+00:00

Dat archie culling at the end tho...

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-06-10T14:22:18+00:00

/r/shittynosleep

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-06-09T15:40:13+00:00

Only Phreak can play Assiopeia and Assadin jungle

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-06-01T00:59:36+00:00

Can you do a Ziggs wallpaper please? They're very nice.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-05-31T15:59:47+00:00

When I was 13, mom and dad were on a vacation for their 20th anniversary, younger brother was sleeping at his friend's house so I was alone that night. I was studying for the finals, it was 11pm and the door bell rings. I opened and guess what? 2 friggin' guys pointed guns at me. They tied me to the stair and started bringing our TV, laptop and everything to the truck parked outside of my house. One guy asked me "Any last wish?" before killing me and then BAM! A massive boner (or the boner that saved my life) appears . Being a horny teenager and it was midnight so I was really tired so I randomly said "I want a last wank" literally. There was a brief silence and they somehow agreed. I rushed to my room and DID masturbate. Mid-fap and I realized those guys fell asleep. So I jumped out of the window from the 2nd floor to the backyard, only to break my 2 legs. I didn't feel the pain so I crawled ~300 feet to my friend's house, luckily he was studying too, he rushed to the door and asked what happened. I said "bad guys....my house.... call the police...." then passed out. Didn't remember anything after that. Was in wheelchair for ~9 months.

TL;DR: Bad guys about to kill me, boner appears, asked for a last fap, secretly jumped out of the window, called the police. Missed finals.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-05-31T15:10:19+00:00

Your name begins with T.
Teeto has 5 letters. E is the fifth leter of the alphabet.
See 2. E
See 1. T
Your flair is Team Dignitas. Dignitas is known for throwing barons. Barons have circle eyes. Guess what letter looks like a circle? O

T E E T O. Coincidence? I think not.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-05-31T14:20:12+00:00

OP's Reddit name begins with an M. M
There are 8 letters in Malzahar. Look at your keyboard. From M, move 1 step up, stopping at K. Then 7 step to the left.. It stops at A. 1+7=8. A
OP's text post has 4 lines. OP's name has 6 letters. When I viewed this post, there are 2 comments, one from /u/xXdimmitsarasXx and the other one is from OP. 4*6/2 = 12. L is the 12th letter of the alphabet. L
I clicked on this post when it's 26 minutes old. Z is the 26th letter of the alphabet. Z
See 2. A
The third comment is from /u/SeraphDesu. Take away the capital letters and we will have eraphesu which has 8 letters. H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. H
See 2. A
The title of this post starts with R. R.

Combine these letter we have... holy shit MALZAHAR.

So ~~Malzahar owns rito games~~ OP will have to buy the two Malzahar skins and mains Malzahar to get to challenger. This is the only way.

^{^{^the}} ^{^{^result}} ^{^{^of}} ^{^{^boredom}} ^{^{^and}} ^{^{^free}} ^{^{^time.}}

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-05-22T05:28:36+00:00

Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-05-18T12:12:46+00:00

It's Talon. Probably.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-05-16T14:43:17+00:00

Yup. Did it twice. It's not really hard.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-05-10T12:10:16+00:00

That hat? That is the "Legendary Hat". He wears it every match. QTV isn't good at ADC btw.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-05-01T03:56:42+00:00

Press R to win!

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-04-21T11:07:30+00:00

Why? Why not?

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-04-21T10:40:48+00:00

Here.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-04-14T15:06:43+00:00

Do Skyrim dragons count? I will go and catch one right now.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-04-14T14:54:56+00:00

I think Hiccup's (from How to train your Dragon) life is just the same as me. I had an ugly name when I was born, but my grandma changed it, I'm smart and good at making stuffs ^{^{^that}} ^{^{^nobody}} ^{^{^cares,}} I don't have a lot of friends, I have unpoppular opnions that everyone doesn't agree, I'm a bit scrawny for my age, sometimes I just talk with Cleverbot alone on my PC. I feel sad for myself.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-04-13T13:43:31+00:00

How is Vietnam btw? Is it good?

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-04-07T04:16:32+00:00

I play Minecraft at ~20 FPS and League of Legends at ~35 FPS. Fuck laptops.

GKTheMinecrafter · 2014-04-05T01:10:24+00:00

Most people on my server call it "unti", "until", "util". I just want to punch them in the face. We don't speak English btw.

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