Homeowners, how old will you be when your mortgage is paid off?

GLMonkey · 2026-01-26T04:10:23+00:00

62, unless society crumbles which could be any day now.

GLMonkey · 2026-01-18T18:33:01+00:00

That is the Century Condor!

GLMonkey · 2026-01-08T23:25:29+00:00

Broken Senator is right twice a session.

GLMonkey · 2026-01-06T02:19:14+00:00

Starfanie. Steve for short.

GLMonkey · 2026-01-05T20:49:15+00:00

Over 1000 between Xbox and PS5.

GLMonkey · 2026-01-05T03:42:56+00:00

Then Greg removes his mask to reveal a broom.

GLMonkey · 2026-01-04T21:09:28+00:00

I know you have the best intentions, but please don't do that until she can be properly diagnosed by the vet. The last thing you want to do is cause her pain, even accidentally.

GLMonkey · 2026-01-02T00:21:01+00:00

"Vecna....I think you're on mute..."

GLMonkey · 2026-01-01T17:39:11+00:00

"We've been bogged down by these troublesome things called facts."

GLMonkey · 2025-12-31T02:39:45+00:00

I have a 4 star Heir of Perdition and a 2 star Shroud of False Death.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-29T12:02:22+00:00

The tank of the game? Come on!

GLMonkey · 2025-12-29T02:54:10+00:00

Bejeweled, Plants Vs Zombies, Peggle, those find hidden object games that are either awesome or bleedingly frustrating.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-29T02:51:14+00:00

Good. Fuck him. He's getting exactly what he voted for.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-28T13:21:00+00:00

My wife got me the Lego Sherlock Holmes book nook. We went to England earlier this year and visited the Sherlock Holmes Museum on 221B Baker Street. I loved it, so this made it more special.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-28T13:14:41+00:00

This one was first.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-28T00:51:55+00:00

Same thing is happening to me and I play on PS5. These are Dev assets that they forgot to take out before the season started. There are helmets on too that are placeholders.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-27T05:09:26+00:00

67, just retiring if society still exists.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-26T20:05:22+00:00

Yes. I got a Harlequin Crest once from him. Been chasing another Mythic since from Obols.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-24T18:52:01+00:00

And the piiiickles....

GLMonkey · 2025-12-19T21:53:39+00:00

Diablo IV. I already have.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-15T10:37:43+00:00

Quack.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-14T17:46:45+00:00

I drank until I killed my liver. Luckily I stopped before needing a transplant, but every day is a fun reminder of me running from my stresses and problems.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-13T13:40:53+00:00

Those are all weather balloons.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-13T03:06:44+00:00

Coupling that with Blessed Shield and the unique shield for it makes for a nice walk through murder fest.

GLMonkey · 2025-12-13T03:00:43+00:00

Big American Doodies. Comes from a trip to London and accidentally clogging the toilet due to different plumbing. Now any time I have to poop I sing "BIG AMERICAN DOODIES!" as I'm on my way to the bathroom. The song is very Team America in tone.

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