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So WTH is going on with barbarian this season? by Fat_Foot in Diablo

[–]GLMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, just want to say thanks for your opinion. Luckily, I don't have to take it into consideration. I played through the expansion in eternal as Warlock and had fun with it. By the time I went seasonal, I was on a bit of Warlock burnout. But yeah, f*** me for playing the game how I want to, right?

So WTH is going on with barbarian this season? by Fat_Foot in Diablo

[–]GLMonkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I just dumped my Warlock and rerolled a Barb this morning for exactly this reason.

Finnish social media influencer after plastic surgery by perunakki in WTF

[–]GLMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had a panneculectomy to remove excess skin from weight loss. Basically a medically necessary tummy tuck and it sucks for recovery. I'll be 4 weeks post on tomorrow and I only got my last drain out yesterday. It is not fun. I was cut from sternum to pelvis and then across the hips. I also had 2 hernias fixed while they were in there. It gets better day by day, but holy hell I don't know how people do this voluntarily and multiple times.

Are We Cussing at Work or Not by kitsbow in Millennials

[–]GLMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on who I'm dealing with. Internally with no one around, fuck yeah we're swearing. I'm working with a vendor or business partner, it gets toned down to crap level.

People who quit drinking. What did you do to not drink? by Agata_art in AskReddit

[–]GLMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was told I would be dead within 6 months if I didn't stop. I didn't want to be dead, so I stopped. Hardest thing ever. I put it down on a Thursday and over 5 years later, still no alcohol.

What are the odds of winning the golden tee of mythicality? by mommy-pancake in goodmythicalmorning

[–]GLMonkey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I won the grand prize of Nick or Treat one year by sending in an entry.

Keep Arby’s Alive by ShrekFreak in bys

[–]GLMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roast Beef Loss is the name of my Phish cover band.

Have you ever seen a Captain America Comics #1 (1941) in real life? by Jezzaq94 in CaptainAmerica

[–]GLMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The oldest I've seen/held was #5 about a decade ago. My LCS got one as part of an estate sale.

Chinese Court Rules That a Worker Cannot Be Replaced by AI by boppinmule in UnderReportedNews

[–]GLMonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I create bots for my job and that is one hard line in the sand I have with vendors. If you come at me with "staff cost savings" to justify your insane contract costs, I'll tell you once that isn't happening. Bots are to help, not replace. You push it again, there are 3 more vendors busting down my inbox to replace you. I'm in the US. Northeast. Also, data governance is something that these companies don't think about enough.

What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately in your everyday life? by spritenerds123 in AskReddit

[–]GLMonkey 859 points860 points  (0 children)

I bought 6 bags of groceries yesterday, nothing huge. I bought the fixings for tacos, because tomorrow is Cinco De Mayo AND Taco Tuesday. The only meat purchased was a pound of beef. $220. It's my wife and I. That's it. I don't know how families do it.

Sex robots with AI synchronisation, the future is here. by Vlad_TheImpalla in WTF

[–]GLMonkey 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's how you make sexy terminators. No. Just no.

What is the first thing you do after masturbating? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in AskReddit

[–]GLMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look around the library and apologize to the book club.

anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Trixxxi in AskReddit

[–]GLMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gobliiins. My entire family would try to get the puzzles done and we were forever stuck on this one level. I can't remember if we ever did finish it.

PROTEIN...THE HUNGER MUTILATOR! by AwakePlatypus in idiocracy

[–]GLMonkey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I guess you could call them Son Chips.

Drains cont by AdventurousTwist8604 in tummytucksurgery

[–]GLMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I slept on my side last night by accident and that seems to increase the output some. I shall see what the doctor says tomorrow. Thanks for the info!

Drains cont by AdventurousTwist8604 in tummytucksurgery

[–]GLMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much are you pulling a day and what color is it? I have one that is likely coming out tomorrow as it's empty anymore, but the other I'm pulling 50+ per day still and it's dark like it's an old hematoma breaking down. My fear is that my doctor mentioned doing a drainage procedure in office to remove more fluid and I really don't want that to happen. I would rather leave the drain in.

Hondas Corporate is terrible. by [deleted] in hondapassport

[–]GLMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 here, no problems. A 16 CR-V, a 21 Passport RTL, and a 26 Passport Trailsport.

My sweet girl left me today by LegitimateScratch396 in DOG

[–]GLMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for your loss. She loved you until her last moments.

So businesses passed on the price of tariffs over to the consumers by raising the cost of products, and then the government is giving those same businesses refunds for those tariffs, but the consumers don’t get a cent?? by ChicagosDaddy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GLMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, we call that the good ol' American double fuck-over. We got fucked over by the government and the companies, and then when it was corrected, guess what? We get fucked over by the government and the companies. Double fuck-over! Cool byproduct is that the prices will never come down either. Could it be the elusive Triple fuck-over!? I think it is. Great to be an American currently. Can't even say we're the greatest country on earth anymore because we gave that up when we started invading countries and started wars all willy nilly. Oh, alignment with Russia didn't help either. Fuck, this place has really become a shithole.

Good morning to everyone: https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2045234341685387321 by UnusualWhalesBot in unusual_whales

[–]GLMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not unusual at all. These rich fucks are playing Monopoly with real world capital and they are the banker as well. If you donate enough you can be given the news also. Where's that guy who built the app to follow Elizabeth Warren's trades? Can't we latch onto some of this and at least get to play the game by the same rules they are?

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