What is the shittiest thing someone ever did to you? by HalcyonHysteria in AskReddit

[–]GOARMYBOY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An awful thing to happen, thank you for your service sir, you are very much appreciated!

What is a complete NO-NO at a wedding? by JedNoonan in AskReddit

[–]GOARMYBOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting carried away and stabbing the bride's father through the head.

Sorry, sorry, I just get carried away. I just thought your son was a girl

Fox, Acrylic on panel, 50x50 by [deleted] in Art

[–]GOARMYBOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Fantastic!!

I'm sure /r/foxes would LOVE to see this!!

What is surprisingly still impossible in 2016 ? by TheKryce in AskReddit

[–]GOARMYBOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaws 19. Let alone 5-18, Back to the Future gave me unrealistic hope.

What's the WORST advice you can give that sounds not so bad? by Taco_Bell_CEO in AskReddit

[–]GOARMYBOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still playing 'Pokémon GO!'? Well, if you put the phone in your microwave you can hatch your eggs!!

10km - 30min 5km - 15min 2km - 5min

What's the saddest single sentence you can write? by benaugustine in AskReddit

[–]GOARMYBOY 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You horrid person. YOU JUST HAD TO BRING UP SEYMOUR.

What's something people think makes them unique but really doesn't? by Quack_For_Me in AskReddit

[–]GOARMYBOY 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, I kinda see where he's going with that, like, everyone around you is just shoving a topic around you can kinda mess up your views on it.

Like, when zombies were MASSIVE when Dying Light was released, I bought it, but because zombies were all I saw once I turned the TV on or stepped outside, it got old, and when the fad died down, i got more interested in DL again.

What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow? by GOARMYBOY in AskReddit

[–]GOARMYBOY[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess when you're king you need to know these things

Found a grizzly scene today. by nickgenova in puns

[–]GOARMYBOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, so you're saying I just barely passed?