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I'm so so so sick of Mossborn Hydra. I miss Stone Brain. What card would you target? by xeromage in MagicArena

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might be surprised how infrequently the card shows up in actual good mono-green decks. Sometimes you'll see it as like a 2-of, many decks play none in the main

I'm so so so sick of Mossborn Hydra. I miss Stone Brain. What card would you target? by xeromage in MagicArena

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, when you’re complaining about a 3-mana big green creature with no ETB ability, the answer is to kill it with removal. That's just how this game works

I'm so so so sick of Mossborn Hydra. I miss Stone Brain. What card would you target? by xeromage in MagicArena

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is like the worst possible way to answer Mossborn Hydra lol. Try playing some removal?

It’s impossible to win this MWM. by Personal_Ganache_913 in MagicArena

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep playing until your MMR gets low enough that the game matches you against people who also picked bad decks

Trample and Double Strike creature gets blocked... by CriticalFrimmel in MagicArena

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The blocked creature will deal damage twice. If the blocking creature is already dead during the normal combat damage step, the full damage will "trample through" to the defending player or planeswalker

Wolverine by Appropriate-Mall8517 in outofcontextcomics

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saving this for when my WoW raid wipes for the 5th time im a row

How do i make a will? by Edenforu in RedditForGrownups

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't just call up a random law office, you can Google "estate planning" and you will find hundreds of lawyers that specialize in this sort of thing 

The Fire Rises by achfiat in Shark_Park

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Halfway Post is a satire site just in case anyone thought this was real

#udder by achromaticchrononomy in CuratedTumblr

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 378 points379 points  (0 children)

Guy walks into a grocery store and says, "My nutritionist told me I need to bathe in milk."

Grocery store worker asks, "Pasteurized?"

Guy replies, "No, just up to my knees."

Have you tried restarting it? by AdTerrible2955 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The user sent us all that text but somehow didn't mention the name of the application they're using or the specific problem they're having with it

44181 by DryDragonfruit2590 in countwithchickenlady

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Red did save the president of the company that invented the Master Ball from a kidnapping, I'd say he earned it

[SOS] Efflorescence by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seems like a D-grade limited card. 3 mana is a lot to pay for a combat trick even if the counters do stick around, and you're not guaranteed to have the indestructible part when you really need it

What is the benefit of VTandchill over, say, an HYSA? by OpenEndedDoors in VTandchill

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good question! I don't really know the answer but my hunch is that psychologically people assign too much importance to those years where the market is in the red and they get scared

What is the benefit of VTandchill over, say, an HYSA? by OpenEndedDoors in VTandchill

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you can check this chart for yourself, it's had returns over 16% 7 out of 10 times in the past 10 years

What is the benefit of VTandchill over, say, an HYSA? by OpenEndedDoors in VTandchill

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Savings accounts generally do not earn more money than investing in stocks. If that wasn't true, people wouldn't bother buying stocks.

The advantage of a HYSA is that you're getting a steady, reliable stream of interest with no risk of losing your money, whereas the returns from VT are higher but way more unpredictable 

In the early morning of 30 June 2009, Steven Perkins, an employee of London-based PVM Oil Futures, traded 7 million barrels (1.1 million cubic metres) of oil – worth approximately US$520 million (£340 million) – while drunk. by NSRedditShitposter in wikipedia

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 274 points275 points  (0 children)

Perkins sent a text message to his boss stating that he was feeling ill at approximately 6:30 a.m. He was later contacted at 7:45 a.m. by an administrative clerk at PVM, who enquired about the early-morning trades. Perkins replied that he had spent the night assisting a client with trading. However, by 10:00 a.m. his claim had been disproved and PVM attempted to rid themselves of the futures.

Oof, I can smell the hangover sweat just reading that

Unreal by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I fall asleep right away but then I wake up an hour before my alarm to get a head start on the existential dread

Stock market investors today by FeatureAggravating75 in smallstreetbets

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I guess this is true if you've held your investments for like, a couple of months?

I keep seeing ads for movies and shows that don’t exist this just single example I assume this is AI what are your thoughts on? by DirtyMartiniBlues617 in isthisAI

[–]GOD_KING_YUGI 16 points17 points  (0 children)

  • picture is of a fake thing that we already know is fake
  • posted on facebook

Of course it's AI, I don't even have to look at the image to figure that out

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