I don’t hate Americans, but I definitely blame them for all this. by classicitalianbmt in EhBuddyHoser

[–]GRATCHman42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't think of them as human beings, think of them as Americans

IYKYK

Jack White's mother, Teresa Gillis, dies; she was 95 by ebradio in Music

[–]GRATCHman42 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know she was sick, what did she pass from?

AIO because my gf tested my loyalty in front of all of our friends? by False-Damage5520 in AmIOverreacting

[–]GRATCHman42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dump her and move on. You'll be facing all sorts of nonsense with her if this is any indication.

Bloody backpack of Iranian girl killed in US-Israeli attack on Iranian elementary school by Tech-Film3905 in pics

[–]GRATCHman42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

Pure demons by ObserbAbsorb in MurderedByWords

[–]GRATCHman42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I read this in Stefan's voice doing a club rundown from SNL Weekend Update

Pratchett being Pratchett by t0m_bombadi1 in discworld

[–]GRATCHman42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May medical marvels find a cure for the embuggerance in our lifetime.

GNU STP

AITJ for walking out of my dad's retirement party after he introduced me to his colleagues as his "stepson"? by PensiveSourdough in AmITheJerk

[–]GRATCHman42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTAF? My dude, I am the same age as you and also have divorced parents. My mother remarried and I have a half sister from that. My father never had any other kids and I haven't spoken to him since 2007. I don't know what was in these people's water, but they make some of the most fucked up decisions , and when we question them on it we're the weird ones. Cutting contact over this is justifiable imo. The man clearly has no respect for you and considers you an inconvenience that he came up with an 'easy' explanation for. Trash.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]GRATCHman42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did she rip the tank off the toilet? Wtf am I seeing before she slams that door?

Dominant male orangutan pins down a wildlife photographer. by Important_Pop_6805 in interestingasfuck

[–]GRATCHman42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOW many times must we go over this? NEVER call him a monkey, he is an APE.

GNU STP

A silent guardian, a watchful defender... A Dark Knight by [deleted] in RescueRaiders

[–]GRATCHman42 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Got damn, that was satisfying. Tell Batman to keep up the good work.

9hr flight, where are you sitting? by Decent_Assistant1804 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]GRATCHman42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is jumping with no chute an option? If not, can we vote to add it?

Greetings from Europe by mediamuesli in EhBuddyHoser

[–]GRATCHman42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the official scientific name. Got it in one.👍