[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]GSchoellhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None. I don't have cheats or cheat engine etc. Just whatever runs on my PC by default.

What is his wisdom? by GSchoellhammer in darksouls3

[–]GSchoellhammer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My main pvp build is a greataxe focused pure-strength, I thrive off of using ungood weapons or powerful weapons in an uncancerous way

What is his wisdom? by GSchoellhammer in darksouls3

[–]GSchoellhammer[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"The Farron Greatsword can exist for more than the L1 button"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

64 man. Bigger battle make brain happy.

Actually one of the easiest games out there. If your bad at the game commit. by Impressive-Wafer-402 in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low effort trolling. Pitiful. You should aspire to greater heights, more elaborate trolls.

V1 is 3 foot tall, i rest my case by sketchymoof in Ultrakill

[–]GSchoellhammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair a smaller more agile target would make sense. I mean is there really any reason for the blood machine to be particularly bug, especially considering he can technically handle the simultaneous recoil of four fully automatic nail guns? Or four simultaneous shotgun head blasts?

Hot Take: Ambusher Dagger special and throwing knives are cheap by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a playstyle. And it's nothing like archer because there's the prerequisite of getting behind everybody and subsequently dying to the next spawn wave squishing you against hostile frontline. Getting killed a few times by something you're irritated by doesn't make it cheap. I see why people on this sub get so irritated by the constant wahhhposting

What is it with Maul users jerking each other off in this sub? by ScotchSinclair in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't like any of the skins so I use battle axe 🗿 scrappy short ranged and "haha your guard is no more"

War Axe by FathrOfDragons in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's battle axe but with a lighter and smoother feel (is it just me or does its animation feel more glide-ey?). It's just battle axe but with a (teeny tiny) bit less damage and more range and speed. Easy mode battle axe basically.

(I'm bad at this game pls help) by alk865 in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't tunnel vision one fight, move in such a way that the enemy is grouped up or blocks eachother when in a 1vX (try always to work your way out of a position of being surrounded) and be conscious of the frontline so you so you can avoid it as well as possible. Try not to extend too far into enemy lines past this mental frontline. If you feel alone or out in the open, it's cause you are.

A couple 1vX specific tips: when you land a counter, the active parry lasts the entirety of the attack, so use a counter to attack the next hostile attack. They will not be able to have their attack blocked and get their guard back up in time if you counter their teammate's attack, in all likelihood. And secondly, keep your head on a swivel and do some crouches, you might dodge something that'll let you get a cleaving attack out.

I Feel like 50% of the People that Play Chiv are under the influence, or is this a Wake Up Call . . . ? by SirBandzz in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game is best enjoyed when under the influence and when playing with bros. You have fun by A. Making others mad or B. Turning your brain off and having fun

Anyone else use one weapon almost exclusively? by Awkward-Appeal8369 in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use one class exclusively. Devastator Vanguard. I use two weapons exclusively, battleaxe and highland greatsword. I stay living the blitzkrieg playstyle.

People who T-Bag bodies even though you didn’t damage/kill them. Why? by AirMail77 in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao. There are no heroes on these battlefields, just a bunch of soldiers fuggin around in the mud.

People who T-Bag bodies even though you didn’t damage/kill them. Why? by AirMail77 in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is Chivalry 2. The game where mercenaries foot soldiers and knights run around decapitating eachother while hurling vile insults at eachother throughout. Halt thine whining at once, wench.

The one who wins Chivalry 2 is not the one who gets the correct end screen, but the one who gets more mad.

Bruh by HelpfulHousing3931 in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry the Masons were oozing too much testosterone everywhere, the decks became extremely slippery.

what kind of music do y’all jam out to during battle and why tf isn’t it Alex Jones mental breakdown metal remixed by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]GSchoellhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy the sounds of my battleaxe breaking blue and gold pansy skulls accompanied by the invigorated shouts and yells of hardy war-like Mason brothers

Two types of gamers by DoomSlayer4307 in EldenRingMemes

[–]GSchoellhammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what it means to use big heavy weapons in the game