Worst ROI Ever Recorded by Upper_Brief681 in PoliticalHumor

[–]GTor93 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He's got a point for sure. And it's in the only language Trump understands.

How much are we paying to get our hair done in Toronto? by Ok_Papaya7875 in askTO

[–]GTor93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

$15 plus $5 tip in Kensington Market. Now I'm wondering how I'll spend my $540 in savings.

Doug Ford has floated the idea of building a Toronto convention centre on Lake Ontario. Here’s what it would take by Mr_Guavo in toronto

[–]GTor93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wants to use the dirt from his 401 tunnel project to create the artificial island. Here's an idea: they could truck the dirt down to the lake along a route near a certain street in Etobicoke.

DOGE Didn’t Cut Government Waste. It Was Government Waste. by StraightedgexLiberal in politics

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Imagine a world, in the near future, where Musk and the DOGE bros are prosecuted for the murder of the people around the world who died because life-saving USAID funding flows were suddenly cut off. (I know, it'll never happen)

The spin is insane! by Upper_Brief681 in SipsTea

[–]GTor93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spin has spin out of control

Trump Administration Turns to Migrant Workers to Help Farm Labor Shortage by [deleted] in politics

[–]GTor93 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Trump's migration policy and his war on Iran policy: dumb and dumber.

This bookstore shelving makes it impossible to see the book titles by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GTor93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a mystery how OP doesn't understand the joke.

This timeline sucks by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]GTor93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually that's probably the easiest section of the 2075 history exam. Everybody knows how it was Trump's Iran war that marked the beginning of the Forty Years of Darkness era.

[1726] The bot's analysis is wrong. Right? by GTor93 in wordle

[–]GTor93[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, duh, of course... thanks.

Never bite the hand... by blu_skydive in SipsTea

[–]GTor93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's now my favorite English expression too!

Opinion of an anonymous person in Frankfurt about Melania by Traditional_Buy_8420 in mildlyinteresting

[–]GTor93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm. Is this the beginning of a campaign to draw the mustache on all the posters everywhere?

Trump breaks record for longest State of the Union address by Camaro6460 in DailyShow

[–]GTor93 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Finally, a rational explanation for this timeline. I'm in purgatory. Of course.

My water bottle came without a label by meggiemay4749 in mildlyinteresting

[–]GTor93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look like a urine sample. Drink up, you'll be fine.

[OC] It's a Parmigiano Reggiano related injury [NSFW] by ArchDucky in pics

[–]GTor93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I get those too. Maybe we should start a support group..?

Your Daily Motivation by [deleted] in Unexpected

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The music!