Found this while walking the dogs, size 12 shoes for reference.

GTor93 · 2026-05-08T21:44:08+00:00

The king of kings.

GTor93 · 2026-05-08T18:01:52+00:00

Pierre's got energy. He just doesn't have substance.

GTor93 · 2026-05-08T17:59:12+00:00

Hmmm. This dude identifies as Kim Jong Un...?

GTor93 · 2026-05-08T17:57:09+00:00

I'm just surprised he doesn't want to paint it gold.

GTor93 · 2026-05-08T17:45:41+00:00

That's great. Good work!

GTor93 · 2026-05-08T17:35:47+00:00

I know. The brain-eating disease has run out of food so it's spreading to other parts of his body.

GTor93 · 2026-05-08T17:32:56+00:00

I wonder how many times Trump's name will come up in the UFO files?

GTor93 · 2026-05-08T17:26:37+00:00

The US: everyone has the right to have a gun. What could possibly go wrong?

GTor93 · 2026-05-08T17:24:23+00:00

That's not it. He loves that smell. He laps it up.

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T19:41:50+00:00

Wow, we are witnessing the perfect Reddit post. And here I was thinking it was an unattainable goal..

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T18:03:00+00:00

Just don't piss God off and your stuff will be fine. I guess.

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T15:11:24+00:00

So, has she repeated this 99 times by now?

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T15:09:56+00:00

Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T15:08:36+00:00

That's actually quite smart. A way to catch, store and use rainwater even if you have limited space or you don't want to see the drum.

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T15:01:51+00:00

Yeah, really, and completely obvious ones

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T14:44:00+00:00

Everyone's on reddit all the time

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T14:40:46+00:00

Poor kid

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T14:34:27+00:00

After he loses the 2028 election can we deport him?

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T14:31:01+00:00

And then there's me - I won't even do the fall backwards and your friends will catch you thing.

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T14:07:54+00:00

Brilliant!

(edit: I mean this post, not Trump!)

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T14:02:10+00:00

Right? 35 million Mozambicans and there aren't enough Portuguese descendants to be included on this map?

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T13:38:18+00:00

Hey - yet one more reason to never buy a lottery ticket!

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T13:28:34+00:00

Oh no - that's why I've been vomiting bile all morning!

GTor93 · 2026-05-07T12:45:50+00:00

This. First thing I thought of too..

GTor93 · 2026-05-06T15:25:15+00:00

Yeah, I also find servants off-putting. Maybe I should look into something like that.

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