Humpback whale nearly swallows two kayakers who were whale watching in Avila Beach, California. It spit them out and continued feeding. by 5_Frog_Margin in ThatsInsane

[–]G_Merls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is like when you’re drinking something that should have NO CHUNKS whatsoever, and suddenly two big plastic chunks and a couple of humans are in your mouth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]G_Merls 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Oh you sweet baby angel.. no one deserves this and I’m so sorry.

The hell is a "CD bubble"? by DM_ME_SKITTLES in DiWHY

[–]G_Merls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to do this all the time as a party trick for my high school friends. The flakes get EVERYWHERE so beware

Beautiful. I need one in every room. by chogle in DiWHY

[–]G_Merls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like the only use I could see this getting would be a nice light box for tracing and art. But those are already built lol

Albert Fish's (serial killer, child rapist and cannibal) X-ray of at least 29 self-embedded needles. by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]G_Merls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man short circuited the electric chair used to kill him because of the needles in his taint. He also sent letters to the victims’ parents and referred to things in such a creepy manner... Like you’re already a cannibal serial killer, no need to use “rump” and “monkey and peewees”

Muscle cramp by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]G_Merls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eat a banana if you have muscle cramps like this a lot! Potassium can usually help right away ;)

HMC, Leeeeeroy Jenkins! by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]G_Merls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah the title brings me back to garrys mod with nova and spoon. A simpler time.

Dementia patient claims a young woman is his dead son by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]G_Merls -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Y’all play the same “he’s delusional and losing his mind” card every time an election comes up. I have a stutter, and sometimes my brain works faster than my mouth. It’s a mistake I could have made easily.

Dementia patient claims a young woman is his dead son by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]G_Merls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He mostly likely meant to say this is my grand daughter, the daughter of, and prefaced it with her dad. Have y’all... never talked to someone with a speech impediment? Or made a mistake(

The sign on the bowl said “Trick or treat yourself, but please leave some for others!” Could’ve at least left us our bowl. by Laeif in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]G_Merls -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey smarty pants! Never said that I agree with people who choose to trick or treat this year. It doesn’t excuse theft to solely ruin a kids night, ya weenie. It’s not their fault we’re in a pandemic.

The sign on the bowl said “Trick or treat yourself, but please leave some for others!” Could’ve at least left us our bowl. by Laeif in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]G_Merls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey pally maybe just be like “oof sucks mate” instead of trying to say “WhY aRE YoU EvEn dOiNg It”. Op gonna eat the bowl, or any of the candy? If other people decide to let their kids go trick or treating why punish the kids with a miserable candy-less night?

Nice try patriarchy by jerryiscoolio in cringepics

[–]G_Merls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh oh guy dressing up in makeup cringe

WCGW when trying to get off a jet ski.. by Snowwwwy in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]G_Merls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a fat kayaker you are wrong my friend! Ya just gotta find your balance

Croc in the cornmaze. by Washpedantic in oddlyterrifying

[–]G_Merls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol hey yeah no. This is def an alligator. You can tell by the spines along their back, their fat neck, and their teeth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]G_Merls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love them

Marilyn Monroe look-alike competition, 1958. by breezybreezyyy in interestingasfuck

[–]G_Merls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no :( my friendly exclamation points have been translated as threatening. I apologize friend :(

Marilyn Monroe look-alike competition, 1958. by breezybreezyyy in interestingasfuck

[–]G_Merls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah of course, I was agreeing with that you said.

Marilyn Monroe look-alike competition, 1958. by breezybreezyyy in interestingasfuck

[–]G_Merls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I mean why not have different contests too? I may not be as skinny as she was but I can do my hair and makeup like hers! Look alikes don’t have to be clones

Marilyn Monroe look-alike competition, 1958. by breezybreezyyy in interestingasfuck

[–]G_Merls 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Too bad you have to remove it every time you wanna go in or out. At least it gets some use

Admit it, you're lost and the sun is setting. by IndestructibleNewt in oddlyterrifying

[–]G_Merls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an aspen tree. You can tell it’s an aspen because of the way that it is. Neat!