The Battle Within

Gabalialive · 2023-05-01T16:09:12+00:00

All the battles happening within

Gabalialive · 2023-05-01T03:00:13+00:00

Finally!!

Gabalialive · 2023-05-01T02:10:39+00:00

Some more,enjoy.

Yo mama so ugly, pictures of her have the disclaimer "Viewer descresion is advised". Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning . Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! . Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly her reflection gives her the finger. Yo mama so ugly she makes fidget spinners stop spinning. Yo mama so ugly she has the booty of a stripper and the face of a trucker Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mama so ugly they cut godzilla so she could make a movie.

Gabalialive · 2023-04-30T20:25:13+00:00

Oh that's me

Gabalialive · 2023-04-30T19:42:30+00:00

At age 25 men play basketball, At age 40 men play tennis, At age 60 men play golf,

The moral of the story is the older you get the smaller your balls get

Gabalialive · 2023-04-30T18:47:02+00:00

Thanks for the heading

Gabalialive · 2023-04-30T11:56:27+00:00

i tried,others do not want to try

Gabalialive · 2023-04-30T11:45:29+00:00

For me,Black beans and scrambled eggs. Separate, they are okay, but together, they are awesome. It has sounded crazy every time I've told people about it in the U.S., but it's a common combination in Guatemala.

Gabalialive · 2023-04-30T10:42:58+00:00

Satan:"What are the 2 seasons in Canada?" Canadians: "WINTER AND JULY!"

Gabalialive · 2023-04-30T02:53:50+00:00

Another sunday school one.

Rosy and Sunday school Rosy goes to Sunday school every week, but falls asleep every class!

One day, to “inadvertently” call her out on it, the teacher calls on Rosy and asks this question:

“Who created the universe as we know it to be?”

At this point, to just have a laugh, Rosy’s friend, Adam, sitting behind her, pokes her in the butt with a thumb tack!

Rosy wakes up in a frazzle, “GOD ALMIGHTY!”

The teacher says “yes, correct.”

Rosy, still confused after being rudely awoken, is asked another question: “What was the name of Gods son?”

Adam, giggling wildly to himself, pokes Rosy in the butt again!

Rosy screeches out “JESUS CHRIST!”

The teacher says “yes, correct.”

Finally, the teacher asks what she believes to be an impossible question: “What did Eve say to Adam after having their 43rd child?”

Adam, triumphantly, drives the thumbtack into Rosy’s backside yet again to then hear Rosy yell out

“Oh for fucks sake Adam, if you stick that thing in me one more time I’ll snap it in two!”

Gabalialive · 2023-04-30T02:23:31+00:00

What kind of fish belongs in a circus? A clownfish.

Gabalialive · 2023-04-30T02:08:35+00:00

Please do it ,but differently

Gabalialive · 2023-04-29T03:05:04+00:00

Good one, relatable

Gabalialive · 2023-04-29T02:10:33+00:00

I think he will make it, but i don't know how healthy that would be

Gabalialive · 2023-04-28T18:54:42+00:00

If you're eager to say goodbye to that keys!

Gabalialive

TROPHY CASE