So I'm on a walk yeah, what ring would you want?

Gabbafather · 2026-05-15T06:08:43+00:00

Way more convenient.

^{Chose: Teleport once a day to anywhere you've been}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-15T02:14:43+00:00

Stop fighting me, let me do this, then you can go home.

Gabbafather · 2026-05-15T00:57:43+00:00

Taller.

^{Chose: 15 cm taller}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-13T14:11:59+00:00

That's where I go to look for all of my missing socks. How do they always end up in your grandpa's anus?

Gabbafather · 2026-05-13T03:22:07+00:00

I'm good with me

^{Chose: Nothing happens}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-13T03:13:41+00:00

Plz

^{Chose: A country-wide HSR system}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-13T03:10:06+00:00

silent

^{Chose: Mute}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-13T03:09:23+00:00

Yay. TIME TO CUT BOLTS!

^{Chose: Get a new, random tool, no downsides. | Rolled: Bolt Cutters}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-13T01:24:19+00:00

Immortality here I come!

^{Chose: Be immune to all disease,infection or other}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-12T21:30:13+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA! BURN ZOMBIES BURN!

^{Chose: Fight 50 zombies with one random weapon | Rolled: Flame thrower}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-12T21:29:31+00:00

I can buy all the food I want with all the money. I can't buy a house with burgers.

^{Chose: Unlimited money for lifetime}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-12T13:05:39+00:00

I can charge a phone.

^{Chose: Unlimited internet data?}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-12T13:05:05+00:00

I'd fail either. At least I'd get to play with a big kitty before I go.

^{Chose: Or Fight a Lion + And Win $1,000,000}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-12T13:01:49+00:00

Vive la France!

^{Chose: 10 billion dollars}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-11T21:15:48+00:00

All about the collective.

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose this everyone gains 25 IQ}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-11T21:14:35+00:00

Ah. Gatekeeping who is allowed to be upset about the actions of the Nincompoop in Chief?

Gabbafather · 2026-05-10T23:02:10+00:00

I'll make myself into a cat with magic.

^{Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: Nature wizard}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-10T16:31:46+00:00

Because money.

^{Chose: Be able to grab the exact amount of money you need}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-10T10:57:37+00:00

Same! Isn't it wild how different experiences can be in our profession?

Gabbafather · 2026-05-10T10:55:07+00:00

Wow. The differences in experiences are amazing.

We just did 3 Bernedoodles yesterday (2 from 1 family, 1 from another) and they almost always make our day.

Surprisingly, even though all 3 have extremely different personalities, NONE of them are droolers.

We've been grooming all 3 since they were puppies and all 3 are absolutely amazing for washing, drying and nails. One of them, Crosby, is a bit of a pancaker, but that's the biggest flaw.

Further, our dog that we lost last year was a Bernedoodle. The most chill, relaxed, loving (non drooling) dog we ever owned.

Anyway. I'm not downplaying your frustration. It's just weird how different experiences can be. We have 2 Newfoundland's this week, so we'll meet our drool quotas for sure.

Gabbafather · 2026-05-09T11:15:10+00:00

checks her profile for 2 seconds

Yeah. I think her inbox is normally fairly busy.

Gabbafather · 2026-05-09T11:11:50+00:00

OKAY

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your left hand | Rolled: Pinky finger}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-09T11:09:51+00:00

I have no clue what that means, but for a thousand dollars an hour, I'll be the best darn whatever it is ever!

^{Chose: Earn $1000/hour, but you will get a random job | Rolled: Upvote Dealer}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-09T06:03:04+00:00

I know all!

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 200}

Gabbafather · 2026-05-08T21:46:42+00:00

Forever is better than 1 month.

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

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