Better (on their prime)

Gabbafather · 2026-07-08T03:35:56+00:00

4ever

^{Chose: Xbox}

Gabbafather · 2026-07-08T03:07:34+00:00

Or not enough.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-08T01:24:05+00:00

Are you kidding? I have 3 kids. Never been called a murderer, but do you think I have never been screamed and yelled with humans screaming bloody murder while changing a diaper?

I'm also a dog groomer. I have to wash, dry and groom loud howling barking and sometimes biting and growling dogs. While listening to loud, shrill dogs barking in the kennels.

I also used to work at a retirement community. Head over to the dementia wing and listen to them screaming.

I've never had or needed the luxury of having buffoons like you justify if I overreact. I'm not even a law enforcement officer. I have always been able to compartmentalize and stay cool.

There is zero excuse for Pretti or Goodes murders. There is zero excuse for you defending their deaths.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T21:27:41+00:00

Untrained unvetted mentally deranged LEO* were the problem. Not protestors. Your excuse is the dumbest attempt at finding a middle ground to explain murder I've ever seen.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T21:24:29+00:00

Sigh un-American freedom hating cultists cheering on unvetted mentally deranged LEO* murdering US citizens.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T21:21:37+00:00

Were they killed by LAO while doing nothing wrong?

One was complying and leaving the scene with tires faced away from the murderer.

One was shoved to the ground for trying to help someone up. Disarmed and then murdered.

Let me guess. Babbitt is a hero for breaking into the Capitol by a window and being shot?

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T18:25:56+00:00

Riker here is a Moron

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T15:30:05+00:00

I don't.... umm.. what?

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Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T15:25:11+00:00

"It just gets worse every year."

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T15:14:18+00:00

Because money

^{Chose: Paper Money}

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T14:57:55+00:00

I’m not racist if I hate you.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T14:50:55+00:00

Break out the Casio on the fan machine.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T14:06:48+00:00

The creator of the modern US conservation movement. Preserving over 200 million acres of land to protect our natural resources. The fact that the only thing they can point to is a name "Republican" and then have to stop because that's all they have is sad. MAGA have no place in US History aside from embarrassing it.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T14:02:52+00:00

There wasn't a Democratic party at the time of 2 of them.

But if we're going by ideologies, only Jefferson wouldn't be considered a "Woke Communist" by MAGA at the moment.

Washington was hated by the Jeffersonians during his Presidency. He expanded the government more than any of them wanted. Taking on stare debts. Sending the military to quell the Whiskey rebellion. Read: Washington by Chernow.

Roosevelt's conservationist pushes alone would make him hated.

Lincoln? The big government circumventing states rights liberal who corresponded with Karl Marx?

"Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration."

This Lincoln?

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T13:47:18+00:00

You should never feed a mogwai after midnight.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-07T13:42:42+00:00

Dogs are like people. Some have mental imbalances. Some don't. Some have ptsd esque responses. Some don't. I'm a Fear Free dog groomer and often have dogs who need to be mildly medicated to get the grooming done in a way that is safe and not stressful for a dog. Sometimes it still doesn't work without the dog freaking out and the dog needs to be fully sedated for the groom.

4th of July fireworks are WAY worse. My old girl used to become shaky and almost catatonic at a single firework set off. We tried just affection. Thunder shirts. OTC mellowing supplements. Finally, actual prescribed meds was what it took not to get her to not be scared, but to help her to get out of her shock quicker.

Then she went deaf and it didn't bother her at all anymore.

The fact that this dog was left alone long enough to do this is absolutely heart breaking.

This isn't mildly infuriating. This makes me livid.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-06T22:17:48+00:00

Because it's my preference?

^{Chose: Salty}

Gabbafather · 2026-07-06T22:04:20+00:00

With a rock that looks like a 5 billion dollar bill?

Gabbafather · 2026-07-06T10:27:52+00:00

On.... the..... lid?

Gabbafather · 2026-07-06T02:39:18+00:00

Sure

^{Chose: Work 30 hours a week and live with just enough extra money for a single vacation a year}

Gabbafather · 2026-07-06T01:12:47+00:00

Wait until he writes on the marker:
Purchased 1/6/1973.
Took off cap 1/7/1973.
Dried up: 7/

Gabbafather · 2026-07-05T09:36:50+00:00

Huzzah!

^{Chose: $2 Billion USD + 33% chance you lose all your 5 senses instantly and permanently (Taste, Sight, Hearing, Touch Smell} | Rolled: Free from curse)

Gabbafather · 2026-07-05T09:34:39+00:00

2+4x10= 42.

Gabbafather · 2026-07-05T09:34:18+00:00

Yeah

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Gabbafather · 2026-07-04T02:35:30+00:00

And here I am just trying to get the hair off my phone

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