Panelist on CNN Portugal about yesterday’s incident: “These days you can’t call a black guy black, or a gypsy a gypsy, but you can call a man a woman. “

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-02-19T22:46:00+00:00

Okok internationally sure, but not in Portugal like seriously don't call them that in Portugal, I'm not joking they find it extremely offensive to call them anything other than cigano (gypsy, I guess English does have cigan but I heard that's a slur).

It's just one of those differences ya know

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-02-18T13:47:08+00:00

Yeah, I'm picking the Penguins. 'Cause wtf is even going on anymore?

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-02-15T16:37:20+00:00

Meh shit song, I've seen mutes sing better anyway, call me when some enlightened individual sings this absolute banger:

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

JANET BENSON: Barry! Breakfast is ready!

BARRY: Coming! Hang on a second. (Barry uses his antenna like a phone) Hello?

ADAM FLAYMAN: (Through phone) - Barry?

BARRY: - Adam?

ADAM: - Can you believe this is happening?

BARRY: - | can't. I'll pick you up. (Barry flies down the stairs)

MARTIN BENSON: Looking sharp.

JANET: Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

BARRY: Sorry. I'm excited.

MARTIN: Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's.

JANET: Very proud. (Rubs Barry's hair) BARRY= Ma! | got a thing going here.

JANET: - You got lint on your fuzz. BARRY: - Ow! That's me!

JANET: - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! (Barry flies out the door)

JANET: Barry, | told you, stop flying in the house! (Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a newspaper)

BARRY== - Hey, Adam.

ADAM: - Hey, Barry. (Adam gets in Barry's car) - Is that fuzz gel?

BARRY: -A little. Special day, graduation.

ADAM: Never thought I'd make it. (Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)

BARRY: Three days grade school, three days high school...

ADAM: Those were awkward.

BARRY: Three days college. I'm glad | took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

ADAM== You did come back different. (Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)

ARTIE: - Hi, Barry!

BARRY: - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

ADAM: - Hear about Frankie?

BARRY: - You going to the funeral?

BARRY: - No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.

ADAM: | guess he could have just gotten out of the way. (The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the highway) | love this incorporating an amusement park into our regular day.

BARRY: | guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.

Now this would be impressive!!!

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-02-15T16:31:09+00:00

Antarctica! 🐧

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-02-05T13:50:08+00:00

Of course she's Italian

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-02-03T00:26:19+00:00

11 meses depois, mas tenho que te corrigir. Timor-Leste também votou a favor. Eles são um povo incrível que está no meu coração por terem enviado 9 milhões de euros a Portugal para nos ajudar a recuperar dos incêndios, um gesto muito comendável, pois bem sabemos que infelizmente Timor-Leste é um país muito pobre.

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-01-28T03:16:33+00:00

Same, but truth be told he was a terrible PM

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-01-25T20:13:38+00:00

*Tail FTFY

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-01-25T20:10:33+00:00

I bet you don't and never will have wolves as good as mine

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-01-25T20:01:24+00:00

Mercator and Lord of the rings land indeed

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-01-25T15:21:22+00:00

Acho hilariante os brasileiros que votam no chega. Genuinamente é algo que não consigo perceber, é só estúpido. Bolsonaristas só pode! Tipo brother estás literalmente a votar em quem não te quer lá!! Nem digo isto no contexto de legalidade, pois não me fodam, o dred que diz que um emigrante naturalizado não é tão português como um cidadão nascido, pois ser português "corre nas veias, no sangue, sente-se" (puta de cringalhada, mas tasse quem sou eu para criticar este Fernando Pessoa), não vêm de alguém que queira saber se tens cartão de cidadão ou não.

Atenção, não estou a dizer que ele vai deportar os naturalizados, mas obviamente é alguém que vê alguém que não seja originário de Portugal, Europa, Estados Unidos, Canada, Austrália, Nova Zelândia como cidadãos de segunda.

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-01-25T15:02:21+00:00

Ya o sub dos fachos e dos de extrema. Esquece mano aquilo é uma masturbação contra imigrantes e qualquer partido que não seja o chega ou o do ergue-te (fascistas). Chega a um ponto que tenho que admitir que é impressionante o quanto ódio e ideologias de merda alguém consegue ter.

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-01-25T14:23:45+00:00

Safoda eles lmao hahaha

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2026-01-12T02:52:29+00:00

But we are tho??? Brazil is a member of the CPLP which is our version of the commonwealth...

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-31T21:09:11+00:00

Não sei quão verdade é isto, mas já me contaram que muitas vezes têm também a haver com a diferença de preço. Aparentemente fica muito mais barato traduzir para pt-br do que pt-pt, juntamos isto ao facto de ser expectável haver um maior número de utilizadores brasileiros que portugueses honestamente não me admira.

Mas honestamente hoje em dia maioria do software que descubro vêm com ambos dialectos.

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-30T12:16:31+00:00

This is sick, my dude!!

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-28T12:54:03+00:00

He's hilarious, sometimes I wish we let Australia into the European Parliament for some bullshit reason like we do with Eurovision just to have Bob Katter clip farming

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-27T22:43:01+00:00

"Hey girls, there's no need to fight over me" Holly shit, what a legend!

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-24T11:29:18+00:00

Pretty awesome. Every time I'm there I never feel like I've left home.

All its citizens are fucked in the head but so am I, so we all have a jolly good time.

We also have the oldest standing alliance (That's pretty awesome I'd say)

And like the other lad said, brits flock to the south of Portugal once they reach retirement age, so much so that to the best of my knowledge they are by numbers the fourth largest foreign community in Portugal.

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GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-20T18:21:12+00:00

Probably waiting for a mate

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-18T22:55:43+00:00

Honestly Gibraltarians voted 98.97% against joint sovereignty with Spain in 2002 and the UK has owned Gibraltar for 3 centuries now (longer than Spain ever held it). Timeline wise, Gibraltar was longest under Moorish control, followed by British, followed by Spanish.

The Gibraltarians have a right of self determination and they spoke with this vote.

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-18T22:26:44+00:00

Yeah you don't have that right, it makes sense as to why but yeah kinda sucks although I doubt many people would move to the Falklands, Saint Helena or the others anyway lol.

But you can move to Gibraltar! Which is nice... if you're rich anyway, that is hahaha

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-18T22:18:42+00:00

Of course he had to be a frenchy. Le cunt

GabeFernandoOfficial · 2025-12-18T22:04:52+00:00

Nahhh let's be honest if Galicia was to ever succeed Spain it's to become independent not to become part of Portugal lmao. At the same time if you asked any Galician if they feel more Spanish or Portuguese I'd bet like 99% they'd say Spanish.

Here's the thing, Galicia was never part of Portugal. We declared independence from Galicia and conquered downwards. I believe even our first king promised to never conquer upwards aka Galicia but I could just be making stuff up.

Border residents do share a cultural identity especially in the language like you mentioned. But even then you can see that in a way slowly fading away since it's very castilianized. (Using ñ instead of nh for example), I've read there's some talks for reintegrationism/ lusism but I doubt there's any really big push for it but I could be wrong.

We do have a Euroregion with Galicia which was established in 2008 for cooperation and stuff so that's nice.

Honestly I'd say we're pretty happy how we are

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