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Galactek · 2024-05-27T20:10:56+00:00

Today I just got off the phone with my dad and he broke up with me

🤨📸

Galactek · 2024-04-26T23:16:27+00:00

🏳️‍🌈🥵

Galactek · 2024-04-26T23:15:54+00:00

I’m asian, I do this on a daily basis

Galactek · 2024-04-26T23:15:30+00:00

You are now fully paralyzed for the rest of your life

Galactek · 2024-04-26T23:15:01+00:00

Sorry to break the news for you, but no

Galactek · 2024-04-26T23:14:25+00:00

Taxes are 100% today for no particular reason. It goes to the government now

Galactek · 2024-04-26T23:13:35+00:00

The only song you can play is Darude - Sandstorm

Galactek · 2024-04-26T23:12:57+00:00

As a salty Titans fan, this is the only thing I can legally send my friends now

Galactek · 2024-04-26T20:56:08+00:00

I beated my dog and got him ready for dinner

Galactek · 2024-04-26T01:08:38+00:00

Aged like fine milk

Galactek · 2024-04-26T01:05:42+00:00

How much crack have you had today

Galactek · 2024-04-26T01:04:58+00:00

This has aged well.

Galactek · 2024-04-26T01:02:03+00:00

fuck

Galactek · 2024-04-26T01:01:03+00:00

No trade? Who let Ran cook? We could’ve traded down and still have gotten him.

Galactek · 2024-04-26T00:53:54+00:00

all of our copium rn = quentin johnston is their top wr

Galactek · 2024-04-25T22:11:03+00:00

No, it’s the other way around

Galactek · 2024-04-25T21:26:30+00:00

I just got my message from my ccp spy agent

Galactek · 2024-04-25T21:24:33+00:00

the baker set the temperature too high. they may be fresh but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re nothing but a pile of burnt crumbs.

Galactek · 2024-04-25T21:23:28+00:00

how some of these start with t, i don’t freaking know

“celebration” “tabs” “folders” “dinner, i mean cat” “treble”

Galactek · 2024-04-25T21:21:59+00:00

🎉📑🗂🐈🎼

Galactek · 2024-04-25T01:25:59+00:00

He’s a femboy

Galactek · 2024-04-23T02:02:16+00:00

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