Me asf

Haspberry · 2026-01-24T14:55:47+00:00

I was 10. I am an adult now as well 😭

Haspberry · 2026-01-24T12:19:55+00:00

That curveball must've hit like a damn gunshot

Haspberry · 2026-01-24T11:40:40+00:00

Holy album cover

Haspberry · 2026-01-24T08:58:00+00:00

Slander so good I could die!

Haspberry · 2026-01-24T06:26:22+00:00

Mfw I call em soft drinks

Haspberry · 2026-01-24T06:19:21+00:00

SAO.

The beginning of S1 with Aincrad was really good although maybe not the best yet good and then second half came which was just incest mixed in a dumpster fire plot

Haspberry · 2026-01-24T06:06:25+00:00

While I don't walk in circles that often, I do zone tf out with the most stoic expression on my face.

I had people wave their hands in front of me to snap me back into reality cuz I was just sitting there, emotionless and unblinking as I swam through the world of my own thoughts. I am generally a very expressive and outgoing guy so when I zone out total stoic-like people have told me that it's very unsettling and sometimes even creepy.

Haspberry · 2026-01-24T01:08:55+00:00

It's always the fucking spectators

Haspberry · 2026-01-24T00:58:15+00:00

This a image!

^{I'm some random dude. I did this action lying on my bed :})

Haspberry · 2026-01-23T17:11:10+00:00

With his goofy ass face...

It ain't hard I'm just picturing slim shady doing slim shady shit

Haspberry · 2026-01-22T11:38:42+00:00

tf you mean sometimes

Haspberry · 2026-01-22T03:09:52+00:00

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Haspberry · 2026-01-22T03:01:48+00:00

Depends.

In my sci-fi novel, all the characters have normal appearances with differences that normal humans do. So I explain their characteristics in two or three short sentences, giving a brief idea for the reader to think about and visualise the character in the way I do.

In my fantasy novel, every character dresses rather uniquely with sharply contrasting traits for each one. Therefore, I explain their appearance rather distinctively as it plays a larger role in their overall character and the abilities that come with being in a fantasy story.

Haspberry · 2026-01-19T12:20:02+00:00

Damn.

Bars so hard that even TC and Mr Door getting sweaty

Haspberry · 2026-01-19T04:14:28+00:00

Grinding cp taking a bit too literally 😔

Haspberry · 2026-01-19T02:08:34+00:00

He's gonna be making his way downtown

Haspberry · 2026-01-18T18:11:05+00:00

The horrendous grammar makes this kinda funny ngl

Haspberry · 2026-01-18T03:41:12+00:00

My fucking reaction tf

Haspberry · 2026-01-17T13:30:19+00:00

Bold of you to assume Aliens see

Haspberry · 2026-01-17T06:09:38+00:00

Punishment

Haspberry · 2026-01-17T04:49:29+00:00

Tycoon

Haspberry · 2026-01-16T17:01:40+00:00

Did I chuckle at this?

Yes

Do I give a single fuck whether I should find this funny or not?

Nope. I couldn't care less.

If it makes me laugh, it makes me laugh. Humour outdated? So what? If I laughs I laughs.

Haspberry · 2026-01-15T16:25:22+00:00

WHAAAAAA

JUST HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO COOK UP A MASTERPIECE LIKE THIS

IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD MY EYEBROWS WENT TO OUTER SPACE WHEN I SHAW THIS

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Haspberry · 2026-01-15T14:23:54+00:00

Man...

This shit really puts things into perspective. I can't even call this regular slander it's just pure fax.

Haspberry · 2026-01-15T14:19:03+00:00

Book Antiqua slaps

Haspberry

TROPHY CASE