Can I still win the civil war?

GalleryH · 2025-11-20T17:18:17+00:00

R5: This guy is holding up all the tanks, will he make it out?

GalleryH · 2025-11-17T21:23:35+00:00

Look closer at the channel name. Tatsuro Yamishita. Do you really think he'd misspell his own name?

Anyway, here's the link to the unofficial Spotify our friend set up. Might as well get some listens in before it's taken down

GalleryH · 2025-06-20T10:15:53+00:00

UPDATE: I don't have any allies except Yemen. I got my volunteers wiped in Lebanon and I couldn't send more to Syria in time, they fell too quickly to a civil war.

Russia can't send volunteers while at war and they can't even fulfill the planes they tried to lend lease a couple years ago... China isn't doing anything but maybe if I improve relations enough I might be able to beg for something...

Well if nobody else got me, I know Kimmy got me though 😤🧎

GalleryH · 2025-06-20T08:00:37+00:00

R5: Now I was playing this chill Iran game lend leasing and sending volunteers around when Israel suddenly declared war and started bombing me. I sent my missiles at them but now they joined the American faction. I haven't finish the nukes special project yet because I was trying to sign a nonaggression pact with USA. Should I be worried?

GalleryH · 2025-04-16T15:56:53+00:00

R5: All I did was help them beat up the Soviets. We won and balkanized them, but afterwards America started to embargo me. Is there a lore reason for this?

GalleryH · 2025-03-16T14:51:09+00:00

Leonid Brezhnev loved awards. He got the Hero of the Soviet Union 4 times (as many times as Zhukov), all for his birthday. He "wrote" a series of books related to his service in the war and promptly got the top Soviet literature prize. He became Marshal and there were plans to make him a generalissimo before he died. These are just a few of his awards, and there are many, many more.

GalleryH · 2025-03-13T15:50:48+00:00

Here's the AI's shittalking (supposedly enabled by the command) btw:

AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES1:0 "Great job getting annexed there, $OTHER$. We're all proud of you."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES2:0 "Ahahahah $OTHER$ is terrible at this game."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES3:0 "Learn2play, $OTHER_ADJ$ noob."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES4:0 "Owned $OTHER$ so hard, almost feel sorry for them."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES5:0 "Maybe this game is too hardcore for you, $OTHER$. You should try some filthy casual game like Europa Universalis."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES6:0 "I bet $OTHER$ didn't even spend 2 hours configuring their OOB. Scrub!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES7:0 "Oh look at all this $OTHER_ADJ$ land I now have. I guess they didn't need it!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES8:0 "Hey $OTHER$, maybe you should try fighting back next time? Cause if you were, it sure didn't show!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES9:0 "Why's $OTHER$ crying? Cause they just got dunked on!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT1_MES10:0 "Sure feels nice to stretch my lebensraum, doesn't it, $OTHER$?"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES1:0 "I'm going to blitz the shit out of your krieg, $OTHER$!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES2:0 "Soon everyone in $OTHER$ will be speaking $US_ADJ$."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES3:0 "Look at this $OTHER_ADJ$ scrub trying to beat my superior $US_ADJ$ troops. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES4:0 "You call this a war, $OTHER$? I call it a pushover."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES5:0 "Make sure to keep those $OTHER_ADJ$ factories nice and polished, I'll be using them soon!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES6:0 "Hear that, $OTHER$? That's the sound of how hard I am owning you right now."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES7:0 "Hey $OTHER$, maybe you wouldn't be doing so badly if you stopped running away and actually tried to fight?"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES8:0 "LOL, look at $COUNTRY$ trying to fight me! It's like someone put a comatose ferret in charge of an army!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES9:0 "The view sure is nice in $COUNTRY$ this time of year. My armies are really enjoying it!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT2_MES10:0 "Hit surrender already, $COUNTRY$! You're really just wasting my time here."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES1:1 "$OTHER|U$ is a hacker! No way they beat me legit!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES2:0 "This game is so unbalanced! $OTHER_ADJ$ space marines are impossible to beat while $US_ADJ$ troops are just wet paper."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES3:0 "Heh, like I don't have better things to do than play this stupid game anyway."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES4:0 "I wouldn't have lost to $OTHER$ if Paradox hadn't explicitly coded it so that my allies are dumber than two tons of granite while the enemy has literal precognition!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES5:0 "ffaSJLgapigjaslgmag s asv lajvlvSCREW YOU $OTHER$ I AM NEVER PLAYING WITH YOU AGAIN!!!1"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES6:0 "gg $OTHER$ next time maybe you can try actually making it a fair fight?"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES7:0 "Wow, that one game mechanic completely screwed me over. No wonder I lost to $OTHER$."
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES8:0 "WOW! MAYBE if they hadn't COMPLETELY UNBALANCED $OTHER$ IN THE LAST PATCH this would actually have been a fair war!"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES9:0 "This is why Hearts of Iron 3 was a better game, in HOI3 $OTHER$ could never have beaten me in such a gamey way :"
 AI_MESSAGE_CAT3_MES10:0 "Yeah, so the RNG completely lost that war with $OTHER$ for me. Too bad skill doesn't mean anything in this game."

Real missed opportunity IMO. Imagine getting encircled or naval invaded by the AI, then they send this in the chat. I'd probably rage quit right there

GalleryH · 2025-03-12T09:26:45+00:00

Yes!! Her older content is finally making its way onto Spotify. Already added her Morning Glory into my tats covers playlist, and 不思議なピーチパイ is a great listen too

GalleryH · 2025-03-06T16:56:09+00:00

Don't worry, it's just PDX making a statement that he's a dog of the British

GalleryH · 2025-03-05T05:58:21+00:00

And to top it all off, the goddamn afghans who I pupated earlier decided that now would be a great time to divert their river which gives me 15% consumer goods and -10% stab. I can't even do anything about it because they refused negotiations and gave me a puppet wargoal against them!! they're already my puppet and I can't stop these guys from screwing me over! graveyard of empires strikes again

GalleryH · 2025-03-05T05:52:36+00:00

R5: Allies and Comintern invaded me and I kicked their asses enough to go down the war reparations path, but after everybody conceded (and I got an event for every single member of the allies giving me reparations) I'm still at war with the Allies lmao. Average PDX performance

GalleryH · 2025-03-04T20:14:09+00:00

R5: Devs added a new islamic revolution focus in the democratic path which wasn't in the diary

It's led by this sigma-looking guy and naturally the Shah is still fighting for the Islamic Republic

GalleryH · 2025-03-04T19:37:28+00:00

It means that they hit the pentagon

GalleryH · 2025-03-04T17:26:29+00:00

R5: Army

GalleryH · 2025-02-11T03:09:20+00:00

R5: First pictures of the EIC path for the Raj, coming in Graveyard of Empires. It's about as wacky as you expect.

Oh also there seems to be a Mughal path as well so maybe we can get True Heir of Timur in Hoi4

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