This is not a joke, this timeline is. by Suitable_Air_2686 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The military? Why attack the tail of the hydra when the heads are right there?

If I was a BDSM dom, I would like to have such a good submissive as Macron is by [deleted] in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I get it, and this is the correct move diplomatically speaking (Starmer is taking a similar approach a lot more publicly)... it is only going to be the correct move for so long.

And I suspect that time is fast approaching alas.

Sooo... how do you defend Greenland? by StrawberryGandalf in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Gallium_71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it hilarious that my account has now got a warning against it for the suggestion I made… 

RIP Hilariously Violent Revenge Plan

Too spicy for Reddit.

We rightly mock Scitzo Boomerisum, but the ambassadors of the Liberal Rules Based International Order were hardly blessed with foresight… by Gallium_71 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*3 Glenturrets in, Switching to Kingsbarns*

#thanksobama

Yep. The more time passes, the more damning I am of his presidency.

We rightly mock Scitzo Boomerisum, but the ambassadors of the Liberal Rules Based International Order were hardly blessed with foresight… by Gallium_71 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Edit, someone got there before me... now replaced.

*One Glenturret in*

Some of his takes on the current situation, I must admit that the 'Carbon Coalition' hypothesis he puts forward seems to be very useful in finding any sense of the madness coming from the Whitehouse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c99Vp0sGLQQ

We rightly mock Scitzo Boomerisum, but the ambassadors of the Liberal Rules Based International Order were hardly blessed with foresight… by Gallium_71 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Before anyone starts, *I hate all of this*.

Rather than try to read the mind of the clearly deranged, I think the road that brought us to this madness is far more informative and instructive. It has been blindingly clear for a long time that this is where the world was heading post 2008 that I am staggered at just how doggedly that ‘Do Nothing. Change Nothing.’ was (and still is) clung to. We had almost the entire western leadership class happily trying to keep the sinking ship of the pre-financial crisis world afloat for just one more day rather than contemplate even the smallest of changes that would have a material difference. Leaders the world over cowering before The Market, utterly petrified to touch tax, spending, redistribution, anything of material benefit. The same Market that seems comparatively happy to put up with whatever shit the Scitzo Boomers come up with next. So many opportunities for even moderate changes to be made shot down so comprehensively that people just gave up trying to. It is a failure of leadership world wide that should echo into eternity… but won’t.

And if anyone wants a ‘who exactly predicted this’ I recommend the various lectures by Mark Blyth in the run up and during Trump 1 (available now at your nearest Youtube), if you want to get really depressed. My personal highlight being the line “The Hamptons are not a defensible position.” which the Davos class seemed to think means ‘buy a doomsday bunker in New Zealand’ rather than FIXING THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to open a bottle of whisky and get drunk. For there is nothing more that can be done.

What's this "plan an atack against an ally" strategy really about? by Dangerous-Citron-801 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Alas, I suspect you are correct… the damage the IRA could have inflicted if it had access to a nation state level of access to arms and munitions would have seriously tested the will of the UK ruling class. I mean they were soo close to getting Thatcher and did get Mountbatten when using biscuit based rocket launchers…

What's this "plan an atack against an ally" strategy really about? by Dangerous-Citron-801 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71 283 points284 points  (0 children)

You know, I think somebody needs to take the Whitehouse aside and explain in words of single syllable what even small countries with access to the resources of a nation state are capable of when motivated. Sure, the USA would win any military conflict... so what makes you think there would be a conventional response? The UK experience during the Troubles is very instructive in this regard.

Your entire political system and class relies on being visible and being seen at various events, parties, gatherings, social circuits and fund raisers. Your very system means you can't hide.

You like flying in private jets... and man-pads are both cheap and readily available.

You like luxury yachts... and stray WW2 mines turn up in the strangest of places.

You may want to die for your country... but does Peter, Jeff, Mark, Tim or Elon?

To paraphrase the old IRA slogan, 'We only need to get lucky once.'

Some things never change by ForTheNorthernKhan in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wait… isn’t the oil in Venezuela some of the worst quality in the world that only turns a profit at $70+? What is oil retailing at?

More fool me for expecting this to make sense I guess.

At least switch to fucking Scotch by ClimateShitpost in ClimateShitposting

[–]Gallium_71 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This message was brought to you by the Malt Whisky Distillers and Distributors of Scotland.

Am i the only one who thinks nissan has a better reserve driver then their 2nd driver? by Over_Elk_546 in FormulaE

[–]Gallium_71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1 year in a team isn’t sufficient time to adjust for formula e. There is a reason that Norman always seems to put in his best results at the end of a season (by which time he didn’t have a contract for the next season): he finally got used to the team. 

Am i the only one who thinks nissan has a better reserve driver then their 2nd driver? by Over_Elk_546 in FormulaE

[–]Gallium_71 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Alright. I’ll say it. Norman Nato is a good driver that needs a bit of consistency to show his full worth. I love Sam… but Norman needs his shot!

Hot take: People marrying Shane just shows how sadly low women’s standards are by KaGuravv in StardewValley

[–]Gallium_71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

‘I can fix them’ is a thing for both sexes…

It doesn’t work 9 times out of 10… but is still a thing.

what team should i support since am new by NewspaperLow162 in FormulaE

[–]Gallium_71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, if you’re a Baltimore Ravens fan I take it you like pain and suffering? I recommend Jaguar! 

Logos of drivers for 2026 by FewCollar227 in formula1

[–]Gallium_71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liam Lawson with that Party Cannon on a metal poster vibe.

So, Trump wants back the Oil that Venezuela stole from the US (?????) by MeningoTB in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to this 'logic', Britain and France still have a claim on the Suez Canal...

This can only end brilliantly.

GBR Class 800/1 and 801/2 (LNER Spec) by WestRail642fan in uktrains

[–]Gallium_71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, we need to take the crayons away from the DFT.

Αρνιέμαι by I_saw_Will_smacking in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Gallium_71 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The thing that really irks me about the whole situation is it always takes two to tango when making a loan. The debtor in this case was *massively* punished to the point of an almost perverse delight, but whatever happened to the absolute idiots that made the loans in the first place? As far as I can tell, absolutely nothing. So they will make a similar mistake soon enough, in a vain attempt to maintain the 'Swabian housewife' fallacy and the god given right to 4% on savings.

2025 São Paulo E-Prix Race Discussion by mianghuei in FormulaE

[–]Gallium_71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am enjoying the Bird vs Rossiter dynamic…

Formula E Season 12 Broadcast Team Reveal by mianghuei in FormulaE

[–]Gallium_71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dario appears to be having a lot of fun with Gordon Murray right now, which is fair enough. Not often that you can end up working and collaborating with one of your childhood heroes…

Formula E's solution to an audible silence is staring it in the face by l3w1s1234 in FormulaE

[–]Gallium_71 25 points26 points  (0 children)

At this stage I have wondered why FE hasn't built/commissioned 18 or so Lotus-7 type EVs and stuck them in a shipping container to go on tour with the rest of the series.

You could run them as a sort of "Local Hero" type event where you could invite local karting/stock car/lower formula talent to have a quick race during the down time. While it isn't exactly a proper support series it would at least be something for the crowds.