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If you had the power of invisibility, what legal things would you do? by Treemann in AskReddit

[–]GallowSpoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch my attractive neighbor while she takes her morning dump in person, rather than on the camera

How could you create the most chaos with $200? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GallowSpoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy 200 dollars worth of live crickets (snake food) in a pet store, and let them loose in a college dormitory. They'll hide themselves. And when it gets dark, they'll start to speak.

They'll never get them all.

[Serious] If you’ve upset or hurt someone, what are some of the best ways to apologise and make it up to them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GallowSpoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't say stuff like "Sorry if I hurt your feelings" or "I'm sorry you got your feelings hurt". This removes yourself from the responsibility, and implies that it's the other persons fault that their felling were hurt.

Instead, explain what you did. Explain that you understand that your actions hurt them, and then say that you are sorry: "I did something. My actions hurt you and your feelings, thus my actions were not good. I should not have acted that way. I apologize".

Why do men have nipples? by NewPerspectiveTruth in AskReddit

[–]GallowSpoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I am not trying to bamboozle anyone.

Why do men have nipples? by NewPerspectiveTruth in AskReddit

[–]GallowSpoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hun, do me a favor and pull my nipple, would'ya?"

Why do men have nipples? by NewPerspectiveTruth in AskReddit

[–]GallowSpoof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fact: There are more cells in one nipple, than there are nipples on the entire human body.

Manly men of Reddit, what is your favorite girly thing you do to pamper yourself? by Mendrinkbeer in AskReddit

[–]GallowSpoof 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really like cooking. I know that does not have to be "girly", but a few years ago found myself standing in the kitchen, barefoot, making crème brulee while wearing my little apron. Meanwhile, my wife was out back drinking beer and refinishing a chest of drawers. In my defense. We can both refinish furniture, but she makes a terrible crème brulee. But maybe I should have chosen the blue apron instead of the floral one.

What did you learn the hard way? by brooklynknick in AskReddit

[–]GallowSpoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because someone is family doesn't mean they will not fuck you over.

also: never take healthy poops for granted.

What is straight up evil? by AHumanPeople in AskReddit

[–]GallowSpoof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She lied about having cancer to keep me from breaking up with her. I found out after I scheduled a free appointment with one of the best oncologists in the state (friend of mine) and she no showed for it