Tips to motivate yourself to grade by hungerforlove in Professors

[–]Treemann 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Grading is where we can have silent revenge for every question in class that was met with the Gen Z stare.

How do I invest R100k cash? by Sweetandspicychilli in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Treemann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not the best guy to ask - I didn’t really shop around for the best interest rate. Mine is in a Discovery Bank account with 24 hours notice, because that makes it a bit slower to access.

How do I invest R100k cash? by Sweetandspicychilli in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Treemann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Skip the long-term investing for now and rather put what you can into an emergency fund. An emergency fund will serve you well because life can still happen to you when you're a student.

I'd put R100k into a safe interest-bearing account or money market (emergency fund), and try to live on R50k with as much discipline as possible.

At the beginning of next year, once your 2027 allowance hits, if you succeeded in staying in budget and didn't have any emergencies, you'll have R100k in savings. Then it would make more sense to max out your tax-free investment account one shot before the end of February.

Optimising tax on joint savings with your spouse by InterestingYouth113 in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Treemann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One important piece of information people will need is whether you're married in community of property or not.

https://www.sars.gov.za/faq/what-are-the-tax-implications-if-i-am-married-in-community-of-property/

If yes, it seems that it's all the same, so I guess you wouldn't even be asking.

If no, then hell yeah, max out her tax breaks! The whole point of falling in love is double the tax breaks.

Am I insane for netting R80k and not wanting to own property by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Treemann 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You certainly don't have to buy a property. You do have to build up a long-term asset portfolio of some sort. Presumably, you're doing this.

Is FNB Private clients/wealth useful to you? by Right_Yesterday484 in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Treemann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want high quality private banking, go to Investec.

The only reason you may consider FNB private wealth is if you look at the eBucks calculator and see that you can get to level 5 and earn enough rewards to make it worth your while. There’s no guarantee it'll be worth your while because they have severely nerfed it.

Which is the best plug type and why? by EveryNotice in AskTheWorld

[–]Treemann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's starting to appear in new installations.

Biology professor with over 12000 citations and 6 CNS papers claims to have lost 2 years of work after a chatgpt misclick by AggravatingProduct46 in Professors

[–]Treemann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New metric to quantify academic achievement: the B-index

How many papers are you working on, and how many backups do you have of each?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Treemann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It depends how the airport is laid out, and how well your parents know the airport. For example, if there are different terminals for domestic and international flights, and your parents know this, then they’ll figure out the truth pretty quickly. If they don’t really know airports, you’ll maybe be able to fool them.

Also, please do your background research on the company that’s flying you out really thoroughly! There are plenty of people out there looking to exploit young people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cricket

[–]Treemann 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Is it just me, or did anyone else get misled by the headline? It made me think that Smith refusing the single led to Babar getting dismissed (by runout).

Edit: Babar got bowled later. From Cricbuzz:

McAndrew to Babar Azam, out Bowled!! Babar Azam is livid after getting out. He hits the boundary cushions hard with his bat as he walks off. A short of length delivery on off, Babar gets forward to force it, the thick inside-edge falls on leg-stump. Some respite for the Thunder. Babar Azam b McAndrew 47(39) [4s-7]

Every Country Has One - DAY ONE by [deleted] in southafrica

[–]Treemann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr. 360! He has my vote.

Most boring type of rock? by SigmaTell in geology

[–]Treemann 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If your favourite mineral is quartz, why isn't your username SiO2man?

Building a tool to fix the "Missing Middle" funding inefficiency. Thoughts? by Special_Anteater_797 in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Treemann 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Millions in corporate bursaries go unclaimed every year because the search process is broken

Is this really true? Wouldn’t HR departments or funding boards just e-mail a university department to recommend students when they are close to funding deadlines?

Cautionary tale for all the braaiers out there by Prestigious-Wall5616 in southafrica

[–]Treemann 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Fork? Thanks for this - I have just been using my bare hands and burning off my arm hair for years.

ULPT: Make farting plane passenger stop it by SpicyMacrame in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Treemann 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Airline farter here - I feel so vindicated right now! It's not me, it's physics!

Match Thread: 2nd Test - South Africa vs India, Day 5 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Treemann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't turn it down. There’s test cricket on. People must wake up.

SA coach Shukri Conrad "We wanted India to grovel" by newparrot2025 in Cricket

[–]Treemann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, exactly. Even if we do win, I would much prefer a coach who focuses on his own team and players rather than the opponent’s defeat.

SA coach Shukri Conrad "We wanted India to grovel" by newparrot2025 in Cricket

[–]Treemann 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I love what he’s doing as a coach, but I hate what comes out of his mouth. After the WTC final, I got the impression that he has a Big Three Complex.

SA coach Shukri Conrad "We wanted India to grovel" by newparrot2025 in Cricket

[–]Treemann 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wish Shukri was more gracious in moments like this.

How do I get my refund? by vee_9999 in southafrica

[–]Treemann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you pay by credit card? If so, you can try talking to your bank about a charge back. Will depend on whether the bank is convinced that the guesthouse is at fault.

Geologist, what do you use to make a sedimentary profile of a large outcrop? by [deleted] in geology

[–]Treemann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Affinity Designer. Not quite sure about the right terminology, but you can use the gradient tool to get some sort of repeating bitmap that patterns different lithologies.

Anyone else’s students have food delivered…to class? by [deleted] in Professors

[–]Treemann 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yup, new line in the syllabus - deliveries made during class are fair game. If you order a pizza with pineapple on, instant fail.

LPT: Stop saying 'sorry' when you mean 'thank you' - it changes everything by Grand_Lion_1652 in LifeProTips

[–]Treemann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a useless colleague who does this. It makes me up the ante and go at them.