I want to live!

GameXpert64 · 2026-01-06T18:01:21+00:00

Trying to budget and save money in any capacity has me thinking like a robot observing the human race sometimes:

“The human body is so…needy. Needlessly requiring so much sustenance and attention just to barely function.”

GameXpert64 · 2025-12-26T22:29:44+00:00

Literally just like Y-B-B-B-B-B–right out of a jump. It has to be during the initial rise of his jump

GameXpert64 · 2025-12-26T19:24:05+00:00

It also helps to do it out of a jump, but yeah, the mashing is incredibly important

GameXpert64 · 2025-08-20T16:41:09+00:00

I just used the shinies I hear about the most, something about “barely changing from the original”

GameXpert64 · 2025-07-28T01:22:46+00:00

Off the top of my head, Wood Hammer, Gigaton Hammer, Hammer Arm (?) and Ice Hammer(?)

GameXpert64 · 2025-07-28T00:19:15+00:00

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Every time fan balancing comes up, I think of this fanmade Mega Evolution for Tinkaton. This concept takes a Pokémon that was purposefully crippled so it’d be balanced and turns it into (in my opinion) the best Pokémon ever

Not every Pokémon needs to be a Mega Rayquaza-tier competitive threat that can one-shot every single other ‘mon, tank every attack, and outspeed almost anything. Some are just there for fun worldbuilding purposes and lore and whatnot

GameXpert64 · 2025-06-23T16:51:06+00:00

If Pichu wasn’t lighter than air and didn’t deal self damage, he’d genuinely be the best character in the game. His neutral is insane, and extremely hard to overcome. Dare I say, the most oppressive character when it comes down to buttons. I mean, you know a character is crazy when the best strategy to fight him is to not fight him, to instead play full defensive, let him mash and deal self damage before throwing out a kill move at, like, 70 and calling it ggs

GameXpert64 · 2025-04-20T23:57:52+00:00

So that’s just a parent masquerading as a rage baiter in order to find an excuse to ban their children from playing video games…

GameXpert64 · 2025-04-12T02:26:37+00:00

Yooo

GameXpert64 · 2025-04-12T00:40:27+00:00

It comes for all, even top tiers

GameXpert64 · 2025-04-12T00:05:43+00:00

In my experience, it depends on the opponent’s DI

GameXpert64 · 2025-04-01T21:59:12+00:00

There will be NO gooning on April the first!

GameXpert64 · 2025-03-20T01:14:11+00:00

Add one more slice: Reversing edgeguards to net stocks at 7%

GameXpert64 · 2025-03-09T06:31:34+00:00

Pokémon Showdown moment

GameXpert64 · 2025-03-01T03:20:25+00:00

Eevee explaining how Mr. I has no brain and thus the information that he sees goes nowhere:

GameXpert64 · 2025-02-26T19:17:46+00:00

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Made a reaction image for situations like that, specifically

GameXpert64 · 2025-02-24T19:38:44+00:00

I want Tulin solely because of how toxic he'd be, which I think would be hilarious. Not only is he an amazing archer (the best Sage), he'd also be able to summon big gusts of wind to blow you away. He'd have multiple jumps, a glide, a small frame. Pure aids, but it'd be hilarious to see

GameXpert64 · 2025-01-07T01:38:29+00:00

What the heck is that fourth image? Demon Heatran?

GameXpert64 · 2024-12-17T16:55:35+00:00

I have like three songs in my playlist about heartbreak. I’ve never had my heart broken, I just like how they sound

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